Why Did Britney...
Hey everyone! This page you see right here is a 'Why did Britney...' Site that I, Buggy, will answer that question with an answer of course. Now just to make this clear, I am just poking fun at Britney. Do not take this page seriouly. I would have to like her some bit to even make a page about her. Come on I do have a life you know. Anyway on with the show....
Why did Britney:
Get a singing carrer and I didn't. I'm not jealous but listen to this clip of her. It's a wav of her at a live show. I mean I can sing better than this with a sore throat. I bet my little six yr. old cousin can sing better than this. She had to sleep with someone at Jive Records to get a record deal.
Get her cousin to play her lost flame in the video? She should have known that would start a lot of rumors and bring up the whole thing about people dating their relatives down south. Stupid move Brit.
Tell everyone that her and Justin had a little fling. Is she really that desperate? Maybe she is a little teenybopper herself.
Nice glasses Brit
Hey everyone it's Jenni. Boy is Buggy right on about her! Personally I don't like her.
Why you ask, well, lets see........she sucks! I can ususally tell when people are full of themselves and boy does she scream it! The only thing she's full of is SHIT! Lets analize this shall we?!
1) Her voice isn't exactly flawless
2) She dressed like a two cent whore
3) She had her cousin play her love interest.(how gay is that) FILTHY IMBREADERS!
4) She thinks she's gonna be the most famous person (ha! that makes everyone chuckle)
And 5) She trys to act like she's all innocent when we all know what she does!
How old was she when this was taken? Bout 5? Am I the only one who's noticed that in almost every freakin picture she has her head turned to one side. That must be the new cute look that me and Buggy haven't heard about yet.
~Jenni~
I totally agree. I don't even think her outfit matches. Even though I like the shirt and the pants, but not together Britney.
~Buggy~
Why did Britney's cd go straight to #1? Did you all rush out and buy her CD?
~Buggy~
Why did Britney get to kiss Justin and we didn't? Right Jenni...
Ok, Jenni and I both have a subscripton of Seventeen mag and I was looking through the mag, the prom issue. I was looking at all the dresses I would like to own but then realized that the dress that I would wear once would cost my parents more than I'm worth. Anyway back to the subject. Towards the back of the mag Britney (surprise surprise) was modeling prom dresses. Ok I'm sorry to say that Britney is not 105 lbs. Normally I would say 'In her bra" but that doesn't exactly fit in this sitsuation. All the road food must have let her gain a few, oh I don't know, 20 pounds.
~Buggy~
Is it just me or is she feeling herself up? Days must not be the same since Justin told everyone they were not going out.
~Buggy~
This is her album cover. Why the hell did she pose like this? I guess she just likes spreading her legs!
~Buggy~
Why does Britney get to be on Dawson's Creek? I totally love that show and I don't want her on it. All I gotta say is that she better not hit on my man Pacey or I'll have to kick so Brit ass!
~Buggy~
Did everyone hear that she broke her knee and had to have surgery? What a loser! You all know she fell up/ down the stairs and was too embarassed to tell everyone so she said she was practicing. Oh my God... all I have to say is SHE'S A HUGE ASS WUSS! Thanks, I needed to get that off my chest.
~Buggy~
*More To Come*
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