Britney's Bio

Britney working her corner as a guy drives by

I went to the Britney homepage and read her bio. This is it: Full Name: Britney Jeau Spears B-day: December 2, 1981 Weight: 105 (not anymore she doesn't) Fave Food: Hot Dogs (gross... puke city) Fave Color: Baby Blue (hmmm....) Hobbies: Singing, dancing (good thing they are her hobbies 'cause she can't do either) and reading trashy novels (hmmm...) She loves colors that pop (ummmmm.........) and shopping 'till she drops (please do), romance novels (she can read?! oh my God) and idyllic days at the beach (wearing barley any clothes. So in other words, just like any other day)

See I was reading this when I was talking to Jenni on Instant Message and I made my own bio up for her. Here is my version: This 2 cent whore likes screwing management, literally, chewing gum, going to her fave corner and get some work done. You know, the kind of people throw money at for a little cherry poppin (although I'm so sure her's has been already) she likes to appear like she has no clothes on to gain a male audiece form the ages of 12-99 (will screw every fan if not a freak. sorry dust. (my bro)) and finally she likes telling people that Justin Timberlake is her new boyfriend. They kissed you know. Ok, so it was when they were, what, 5, but hey, she thinks it still counts. by Buggy