Preverted Thoughts

Ok, here's the deal with this page. I went to the offical page and they had new pictures up and I decided to go look at them. After a couple of them, I kept coming up with thought that I was sure that was going through their minds. Here are a few...

You know the saying baby... The bigger the feet the bigger.... So, look at mine.

Want to see my big gun? No no no... I was actually talking about my squirt gun... wait, here it is. See, no big deal. Right?

Oh look, the lights are getting darker. Now... all I have to do is get Lance in that corner and nobody will see a thing.

Hell Chris, lets just get down here. Oh wait, this doesn't look that clean. Well, guess we'll just have to wait 'till later.

Justin always said that if I didn't be gentle with him he would come back bigger than life. But man, I like a rough ride.

Joey~Ok Lance, I'm ready for my lapdance now. Lance~I thought it was my turn!

You've heard the song Giddy Up well, it's all about you. Now, ride me ride me ride me...

Ok, Justin told me the secret to his sucess with attracking younger women is to stand like this... well, here goes nothing.

Lance~Uncle Sam attracked a lot of men with this pose. I want you to go to bed with me. Let's see if it'll work. Chris~THERE IS AN ANT ON THIS FLOOR! WAIT, NO.... IT'S A COCKROACH!!!!!!! Joey~I haven't eaten in days. Where was that again Chris?