**Jenni**
P.S. It's hard to think of words so there will be repeated words. We will always be making more so come back! If you would like to make some for us we would be more than happy to give you 100% credit!
One dark night this girl came to my door named Britney Spears and asked for a homie and sex. I'm like yes!!!!!!!! So first I took off my wedgie and Britney Spears touched my potbelly. Then she wanted to dip me. WTF!!!!!!! I said. Then, Britney Spears grabbed my chest and ripped my wifebeater off! It felt sooo freaky. Then we took a shower untill my parents came home. They said who's this?? So I said, this is my new girlfriend, Britney Spears. When my bro went to take a shower he found my cum all over the place! Oops! The next night I went over to Britney Spears's smelly house and she made me feel so horny just from me rubbing my neck. Pull those pants down Juju, I'm ready!!!!
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Justin's letter to Brit
Dear Britney,
I was watching one of those nature shows on PBS the other day, and they spent a whole half-hour talking about the fucking habits of the wildabeast. So, naturally my thoughts turned to you. How are you doing? (I actually think about Hitler more frequently than you, but I thought I'd ask just to be polite.) I happened to have a few minutes before meeting Ben Affleck for a little jaunt to Eden, so I thought I'd drop you a note to say hello and ask you about the results of your crabs test came out. I also wanted to clear up a few potential misconceptions. Remember the 15 or 20 times when you asked if I thought you were fat? Remember how each time, I swiftly deflected that question with tact and grace. (Those two words may be new to you; check the dictionary) I never gave you an honest answer, for wich I now apologize. So let me answer that question for you right now. You are, unequivocally, stupendously gigantic, but not all over.....it's mostly in your butt. I mean, it's a wonder that snails don't get sucked into you gravity and burn up every time they get within 69 feet of your personal atmosphere. You always claim to be counting calories--tell me--what are you using? Your fingers? Thanks for leting me clear that up.
I also wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for so thoroughly destroying or losing everything I ever cherished--like my activator. How is it that everything you touch you destroy? What's up with that? You're like Midas in reverse, only with a fumanchu and much harrier legs. My real reason for writing, Britney, is that I have some important news I wanted to let you know about. Since I am, by nature, a kind and compassionate soul, I wanted you to hear it from me before it got to you from the grapevine. Britney, I have a new significant other. In fact you know her. No, it's not Lynn. Well, I shouldn't really say you know her, per say. But you might have seen her during her guest appearance on Baywatch, or perhaps her Cosmopolitan cover. She's--how do I say this? She's hard to miss. It's true--I'm dating Jenni. We met when she was on a photo shoot in Australia, where I had gone to clear my head after our break-up. One vodka tonic led to another, and.....well, the next thing I knew Jenni was showing me her yoga moves. How does she do that? Anyway, I wanted to make sure you were the first to know. I know how nasty the rumor mill can be! Oops--I have to run. Jenni says the hot tub is almost up to temperature. Hope you have a great Valentines Day.
Sincerely,
Justin
P.S. You still owe me $1,000,000. Please wire it to me, care of Jenni, before I have to call Jenni's attorneys. Ciao.
**Jenni** (Ok, I'm very happy with the way this one turned out. I just put in the verbs and whatnot, I didnt expect it to turn out this way. I personally think it kicks, don't you?)
My letter to Justin
Dear Justin,
I saw a beetle on the ground the other day and decided to piss on it. It got me thinking of you and the way you used to break dance me. It doesnt bother me though, cuz I know that I am better off than you. I've finally found a nice can named Lance who feeds me flower everynight at k-mart. He even knows what a shower is and actually takes them everyday (unlike some disgusting cow I know). He even has a car, wich reminds me, did you ever get your ford up and running? Well, my mercedes is running well and paid off. If you ever need to borrow money for anything dont come to me, cuz I wont help you, you freaky excuse for a shit!
Love,
Jenni
**Jenni**
Britney and her fag
She entered the Kids R Us. The shelves were lined with dawgs and homies and even a lesbian. The shopkeeper recognized the ditzy singer immediately. It was Britney! He asked for the fag she was holding, but she refused. I will never give up my fag! she screamed. The storekeeper, who once worked as a singer, decided to take his chances on the lady, and so attemped to remove Britney's ugly ass outfit. She failed to defend herself with a queer, and so died. The storekeeper had the pleasure of both taking Britney's ugly ass outfit as well as her fag.
**Jenni** (I'm assuming that the fag is that one dancer of hers)