Joey: Hey guys lets skip hackey sack tonight and do something new.
Lance: Like what? I just did my mails so no sports.
Chris: Shut Up!
Joey: Don't tell Lancey... I mean Lance to shut up.
Lance: Thanks. You're my hero!
Justin: Get a room.
Joey whispers to Lance: Later.
Justin: So what's this your talking about?
Joey: Let's see who can drink more.
J.C.: No, I don't like that game. Let's just play hackeysack.
Chris: Mama's boy.
J.C.: Oh yeah... I bet I can out drink you.
Chris: Your on!
Justin: Yo homies. I can't make mi ass move.
Chris: Here try this.
Chris walked up to Justin and hit him.
Justin: Hey you man! That hurt!
Chris: YOU'RE NOT ALL THAT!
Justin: You're right. I'm also a bag of chips.
J.C.: (slurring words) You self centered Jackass. If I could I'd...
Jonny: Show time guys.
Justin: Damnit! I said knock it off!
The place turned so quiet you could hear the crickets outside chirping. Kids even started leaving the stadium. The guys sang GMHSALMTOY. When they did the move where they slide with the mics they all fell over. The crowd kept getting thinner and thinner. They did remakes of a few songs sitting down, and then Lance passed out. Joey ran over to him and started giving him CPR. We came to the conclusion that it was merely a makeout session. Soon we were the only ones left of the crowd. They performed the best concert we've ever seen cuz we laughed so hard. We went back home and watched MTV news and it was talking about N Sync's concert being a flop.
Justin: Why did we lose our fans?
JC: Oh I dont know, maybe it's because our concert sucked major ass! Or maybe cuz you yelled at the fans! Or maybe cuz Lance and Joey were making out on stage!
Joey: You told us to get a room.
Chris: Not at the concert hall fat ass!
Lance: Well you should've said that.
That night N Sync lost it's record deal and went out to a local gay bar called The Blazing Sadles. They spent all their money on alcohol and men in drag. (If ya know what I mean) They quickly became just another washed up teen band. (Wich we know will never happen cuz they rock!)
*UPDATE*
We took it upon ourselves to see what happened 2 them after their concert. It is now 15 years later.
-Joey and Lance went into the amateur porno business. They made two stars very big(pun intended) and famous. Ok, it was themselves but what did you expect!
-Justin became an English teacher for people coming into the country. That's ghetto man! Now there'll be a bunch of foreigners talking like Justin.
-JC became part of a human study plan and he sleeps as often as he can. All he has to say is, "hey, at least I get paid for doin what I do best."
-Chris opened a hair salon, Dreds 'R Us. There you have thousands of options for your hair. But the downside is that they'll only do dreds. Let's just say it's a struggling business.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
This was all fiction so dont freak out or anything! But hey, feel free to let us know what you think by e-mailing us!