~Jenni~
Pretty (F**ked up) Woman
Landlord: Bitch! Where's my money?
Brit: I don't (flips hair) have it.
Landlord: You better get it or you'll be out on the streets!
Brit: I have to get outta this place! I know what I'll do. I'll walk downtown and see if I can make me some moola. (moola is another word for money in case you didn't know)
**Meanwhile*
(Music playing loudly in the background) I be strokin....I be strokin....
*Ring*Ring*
Justin: Yo!
JC: Damnit man! Where you at?
Justin: I'm scoopin the loop baby!
JC: What the fu.....get your ass on over here! We aint gonna be late again!
*They hang up and Justin drives on. He hears a strange noise coming from his car. Then all of a sudden his car dies.
Justin: Damn man! Ma benz!
Brit: Hey there good lookin! Need some help?
*Justin turns around and sees Britney standing there and screams like a girl*
Brit: (with a puzzled look on her face) What?
Justin: Yo B you need ta put a bag over that mug of yours cuz it bout made me piss ma self!
Brit: Oh, you're like so funny! (giggles) So you wanna go get freaky?
Justin: Aw hell naw!
Brit: But you're supposed to like me. (bats her lashes)
Justin: Go get wit Joey, he's the horny one.
*Britney bats her lashes and twirls her hair around her finger*
Justin: Knock that shit off! I aint bouts ta fall fo yo ass!
Brit: Fine! But you have like no idea of like what you're like missing, you know?!
*Justin hops in his car, finally gets it running, and drives off.
Brit: I can't like believe him! I mean, there are tons of guys who like me. Oh well, I'll go like leach off of the BSB.
The End!!!!!
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