Hey everyone! I always wondered how people distorted pictures on the web, and last night I was messing aroung on my computer and I learned how. It's fun so I kinda got carried away as you may notice by some of the pictures below. I didnt mean to offend anyone by this but if I did I'm sorry. (not really) Let me know what you think by e-mailing me at Glisserine@yahoo.com ~Jenni~

By the way please do not take any of my distorted pictures. If I would happen to find out that they are on your page then..........well.........I'll have to figure out a punishment. (I'm sure you're scared! hehehe) But if you would like to use some of them then e-mail me at Glisserine@yahoo.com and I will give them to you. I repeat, you may only use them if you have permission! ~Jenni & Buggy~

I find this picture very scary! She looks like a cross between Jay Leno and Bill Clinton (who by the way did not have sexual relations with that woman! sorry, I couldn't help myself. hehehe) ~Jenni~

When you get famous you barely have enough time to cook a good healthy wholesome meal. hehehe. I guess that's what happened to Brit! I was noticing the uneven tone of makeup on her face. I guess she'll never get to be a covergirl! ~Jenni~

Has anyone ever gotten one of those Christmas cards that makes you cringe? You know, the ones where people brag about themselves and their kids. And they usually include a stupid wallet sized picture of the whole family (including sparky, their dog) And yes I'm speaking from past experience. Here's a letter that me and Buggy can just picture Brits mom sending out!

Dear family and friends, Sorry for the delay on our yearly Christmas cards, but we've been so busy fighting off the media. I'm sure you've all heard Britney in the news and on T.V. She's become quite famous! We feel that she's one of the artists that will be around for awhile, not like those wannabe's! This is one of her MANY photoshoot pictures. Doesn't she look terrific?! We are all so proud of her. She gave us a big scare recently when she hurt her knee. The poor thing was shooting her video and had quite a fall. She recieved many flowers and gifts though, wich helped her get over the emotional pain. We thank you for all of your support and wish you a very merry Christmas! :o) Sincerely, The Spears

This section of the page was not intended to piss anyone off! I just got a little carried away and got click happy! E-mail me if you like it or you don't at Glisserine@yahoo.com Not like I'll change it if you don't, but whateva! ~Jenni~

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