"AN EGGROLL WORTH FIGHTING FOR"
A Parody of "A Girl Worth Fighting For" from "Mulan"
Chorus:
For a long time we’ve been eating rice for dinner,
Chien-Po:
From the lack of food I think I’m getting thinner!
Chorus:
Now our rumbling stomach is a thing we clearly can’t ignore,
Ling:
Hey, think of instead, Eggroll worth fighting for!
Mulan:
Oh...?
Ling:
That’s what I said, Eggroll worth fighting for!
I want it bigger then a horse, can see it in my mind!...
Yao:
My Eggroll will be soaked and wet, with sauces of all kind!
Chien Po:
I really don’t care how big it is, or what it looks like,
It all depends on what it tastes like,
All:
Sweet, sour, spicy, mmm...
Yao:
Bet the local restaurants made your eyes get bigger,
Ling:
And I’d bet they serve all kinds of food for dinner,
Chorus:
You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to war,
Ling:
What do we want?
Chorus:
Eggroll worth fighting for!
Yao:
Eggroll with vegetables and meat,
Chien-Po:
Eggroll that’s nice and neat,
Mulan:
Uh, How ‘bout an Eggroll that’s so spicy, That you can’t stand the heat?
All:
Wow!...
Ling:
My stomach’s small, but that’s not all, I want some Eggroll!
Yao:
I think I heard your stomach rumble!
Chi-Fu:
Every day at home, I ate Eggroll for dinner!
Yao:
Oh, well, that’s why every day you’re getting thinner!
Chorus:
But when we come home in victory, for dinner we’ll implore,
Ling:
What do we want?
Chorus:
Eggroll worth fighting for!
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