"Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You" - Reynolds 12:4

"You've gotta stop thinking so negative, son" - Reynolds 9:2

"Shoot 'em all and let Burt sort them out" - Reynolds 12:15

"Let Burt lead the way and all of your troubles will be like that of a single leaf in a vast field" - Reynolds 4:4

"Go in peace, my son" - Reynolds 1:32

"Please don't take my wallet" - Reynolds 3:4

"Police, Police, that guy took my wallet" - Reynolds 3:5

"Please pass the mashed potatoes" - Reynolds 6:12

"Poop?!? Why that's clam chower, my son." 1:27

"Hello, I'm Burt Reynolds" 5:2

"You can call it whatever you want to" 2:10