Archbishop
Junior McGee M.W.
Arguably the second
in command, Junior McGee began his humble beginnings as a writer.
Many of his poems have inspired the world of literature beyond what he
could have imagined. Junior was born in Tennessee, though exactly
where is not certain. Orphaned at an early age, Junior, enlisted
in the Army at age 33. When Junior realized that all the Army wanted
him to do was run and/or fight, he went AWOL. Later the Army let
him go, giving him a dishonorable discharge.
During the 70's, Junior hitchhiked
across America. Along the way he met a large palate of characters
that would help to change and shape his writing. He made his way
to Los Angeles and began living there for a while. Then, after being
arrested for trespassing, he escaped to San Francisco and started living
in a dumpster.
As fate would have it, while Swishy
McJackass was "borrowing" the dumpster (after all, he needed it for the
Burt shrine he was making) he met Junior. When Swishy told Junior
about the Church idea he was immediately interested. He has been
a member ever since.