Archbishop
Junior McGee M.W. 
    Arguably the second in command, Junior McGee began his humble beginnings as a writer.   Many of his poems have inspired the world of literature beyond what he could have imagined.  Junior was born in Tennessee, though exactly where is not certain.  Orphaned at an early age, Junior, enlisted in the Army at age 33.  When Junior realized that all the Army wanted him to do was run and/or fight, he went AWOL.  Later the Army let him go, giving him a dishonorable discharge.
    During the 70's, Junior hitchhiked across America.  Along the way he met a large palate of characters that would help to change and shape his writing.  He made his way to Los Angeles and began living there for a while.  Then, after being arrested for trespassing, he escaped to San Francisco and started living in a dumpster.
    As fate would have it, while Swishy McJackass was "borrowing" the dumpster (after all, he needed it for the Burt shrine he was making) he met Junior.  When Swishy told Junior about the Church idea he was immediately interested.  He has been a member ever since. 

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