So I missed a few results because they got eaten by my email server... Whatever.
Hey, I got more interesting emails. Things like "WOW, nudity!" (wow, really? =P), "Who will bennefit from you DEATH?" (Like I'll care, I'll be DEAD!), "Tired of traditional church?" (no comment), "Porn Try Outs" (oh that one is just *so* tempting), "No needles for children!" (I was almost tempted to see wtf that one was about), "The scale moved 8618" (that was rather insulting), "Marijuana * Cannabis Alternative" (do not ask me, i have *no* clue), about a million offers for inkjet cartridges... I don't even own a printer!, and let's just say I learned way more about how Britney Spears likes it done then I ever wanted to know.
Not to mention the fact that apperantly we've won millions of dollars from a dozen different places. Which is good, since we also seem to have debt issues judging by the amount of consolodation emails we got.
(On a side note, all of the email titles mentioned above *are* actual spam that we here at Skipple have recieved. Seriously, I'm not making this shit up!)
How many people have been surveyed that we know of (may god have mercy on their souls): 47
1) Which is your fave?
A - Fave what? (3 votes) Too many idiots, not enough villages.
B - Woolhat (14 votes) mmm, nez
C - FuzzyWuzzy (7 votes) c'mon ppl, we can't let Micky lose here!
D - I'm always the Dummy (15 votes) yes, yes you are.
E - That Short little English Twerp in the corner. (6 votes) you ppl make me ill
F - I don't get it, none of the Monkees are on this list?! (2 votes) see answer A.
2) Who's the Grooviest Psycho?
A - Me, who can deny this ego? (21 votes) You ppl all have egos... we don't like egos.
B - Katy (2 votes) I'm loved by one and all... well at least by one
C - Andrea (2 votes) OMG, I got a vote! PRAISE THE LORD!!
D - Whichever one of you wrote MonkeePorn (6 votes) sick, sick, sick, sick!
E - Whichever one of you wrote The Z! True Hollywood Story (8 votes) MWAHAHA, you'll just have to guess, you didn't think we'd give away trade secrets did you?
F - I don't really give a rats butt (8 votes) fine, we don't like you either!
3) Whats the best part of this page?
A - I don't care, I just like surveys. (10 votes) whats wrong with you?
B - The Main Asylum (3 votes) Hasn't been updated in over a year, which would explain the lack of intrest
C - Your FunkyLinks (0 votes) We acctually use this as our fave places list, cause we don't like to store pages on our PCs
D - The Pictures Page (5 votes) don't kid yerself, it sucks.
E - Z! True Hollywood Story (1 votes) still ain't tellin ya who wrote it.
F - MonkeePorn (7 votes) SICK, SICK, SICKSICKSICKSICK!
G - Katy's Reviews (0 votes) I am a bitter, humourless wench.
H - Andrea's Reviews (1 votes) I'm a tease without a cause.
I - The almost non-existant Fanfic (2 votes) Who are you and where is my feedback??!!
J - I just like the word Skipple! Oh and I'm stalking you! (18 votes) I feel violated.
4) Should we keep DavyTravolta as our opening Image?
A - NO! It assults me visually! (21 votes) deal with it, Andrea won't let it die
B - Yis, tis groovy! (8 votes) Um, ew
C - Whats a DavyTravolta? (7 votes) Its this neat process where you paste Davys satan-like face onto the almost naked body of John Travolta, and scare the shit out of ppl who come to your page with it... ah the wonders of Picture Publisher.
D - Davy? WHERE?! (5 votes) Why are you HERE?!
E - I don't give a rats tush (6 votes) now theres the pessimistic girl I raised!
5) Are we really worth all the trouble?
A - Yes, you are loved. (27 votes) Bullshit, stop sucking up.
B - Good God no, I dun even know why I come here! (6 votes) Then leave... but sign our guestbook first if you will *g*
C - I'm not really sure (7 votes) We hate indesisive ppl too
D - Have you thought of seeking therapy? (7 votes) We tried, but we scared her so much that our Therapist now seeks Therapy, it's sad really...
6) How many salesman does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - I'm supposed to care? (9 votes) You didn't acctually look at the drop menu did you.
B - I REALLY hate this joke. (10 votes) The fact that only 10 ppl out of 47 hate this joke is what upsets me the most
C - Two (0 votes) Oh for cryin out loud
D - Three (3 votes) Didn't pass Algebra I see
E - Only one, but today and today ONLY! (25 votes) This country lacks ppl with creative inginuity apperantly, this question WASN'T meant to be taken seriously ya know.
7) Your favorite obsinities, how YOU think obsinities should be spelled and Stuff you've told us to make us feel loved:
we have taken over your little universe MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. and just as a side note, Domino's Pizza is the goverments front for "Big Brother". --Andrea and Katy collectivly
My favorites are mentioned throughout the page, I can't spell it (rather obviously) along with most every other word in the english language. and i really dun have anything else to add other then PLEASE GOD LET THIS WORK SO I CAN GO TO BED!!! --Katy
fuckfuckfuck...ohmyfuckingod...whatthefreakingfuck...?!?!?! --Andrea
This site kiss *(oops, I mean Kicks) ass. --Brianna
can't think. i was abducted --Katie
Well very sweet! --Tori Ann Steele-Peter s Dreamgirrl!
Unfortunately, for my ssslllooowww self, I don't know how to spell obsin... whatever and, I don't know what it means. Sorry! Groovy survey! --Katie
Um... FOOP MELL!!!!!!! HE IS THE CARROT MASTER!!! Obsinities... looks like you got it right... have you seen center stage? it's good... you should go see it... --TrEEEsh
O-b-s-i-n-i-t-i-e-s, is that right? Well, I just like it
What the heck are obsinities? --Emily
obscenities. happy? k. --KittyPie Kat again
Keep up the good work !!!!! --Tammy
OBSCENITIES, ya crackpots --Kat
Cutting my toenails at the kitchen table --Bee O
My favoriate obsinitiy is any thing involving mike:D --Amanda
hi :) yopu should think about getting therapy --Katherine
obscenities. obscene? i once saw a picture
of Davy Jones in a Speedo... i'll tell ya about
obscene... --Magnolia Sims
Any OBSCENITY is my favorite. BTW, that's the correct spelling. An
obscenity is a freedom of speech. Can you hear the star spangled Banner playing
in the background?
For the record - Fuck Davy Jones. --Donatella
this is one of the GROOVIEST place ever! it's
totally funny, i dig it man! --Jill
Hi that's all I got to say. later, Peace and Love --Vanessa
MONKEES RULE!! --Petemick Doltork
obscenities..I think thats how it's spelled and mah fav?? Bull Sh*T --Cara
Obscenities --Me (the penguin chick or so it seems)
Quack Quack...says the moose that rides the ceiling fan inside of my toaster. I have problemsssssss... manies ofd oos art inch theit winkler. Little Nicky was a good movie. Um... Peter rocks my world.. and my home planet...both of them. dinners... *Fuzzles* --someone in need of psychological help (seriously, thats how they signed it)
My favorite Obsinities would have me in a bathing suit... --Trish
Ooh well I like calling people snit-flouncers. I LOVE THIS PAGE. IT IS UNIQUE. THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE IT. DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE WARPED I love you la la obscenities *G* WEEHEEEEE omg I need caffeine YUEEHAAAAA ugh I cna't type --Soggy BT Thing
Obscenities? BWAHAH I dunno. Skipple is an odd word, damn foop it! Why Davy!? WHY DAVY!? WAAHHHAHAHAHA I like pops. Yummy yummy pops. Why don't you have complimentary pops!? Darn tootin' you ought to have pops!!! --Purple Lemon
Umm..yaeh, uh I TOOK THE SURVEY Dunchya just LOVE me for it? No? NOOOO? *GRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *eats things and pokes people with her meen grellon stick* --BigglesLGE (DB thingy)
Obcenites...?? IS that right....? erm PANTS! --Bron
Obscinities...?
Obscenities - i think
I can't spell either --Robin
What does *VEG* mean???? We really want to know!! We looked it up in
the dictionary and couldn't find it! :) --Jeanie & Katie
I wish I could figure out how to give people rasberries over the net.
:-) --FuzzyWuzMe
Okay, I am definately linking you to my page,
http://www.geocities.com/megleonard/ ! This is my first time here, but certainly
not my last! Kepp it up girls! I really like that pic of Micky and Peter
thinking about ya'll! I also like that personal drawing of Micky. I have some of
mine on my page. Feel free to check them out and you can write me! PLLEEAASSEE!!
OK, Ciao! --Megmonk!
MARY did not feel the need to comment to us, thats okay, her obsinities were probobly just too much for us to handle anyway
CARRENA WHITE also did not comment, this better not become a damn trend...
EMMA did not comment either, three makes a trend, crap...
ANON E MUS not only didn't comment, but didn't leave us an email addy even. now you people are just messing with our fuckin heads, jerks...
DIRTBAG BABY didn't comment, you ppl disgust me...
PETE S GIRL did not comment, for cryin out loud people, give us feedback here!!!
Huh??? What's obsi... NEVERMIND :p Just wanted to say that I dig your
wacky site and that I'm not supposed to be in here. It is after all rated y for
God sakes! NE who, best wishes on your site. Choa and Long Live them Monkees!!!! --Christine
This whole election is making me ill. I have nothing else on my mind at
the moment. --Meg (the third one we have had so far)
mike. in drag. *drool* --Kait
Oh, its such a lovely box, I think I'll ramble in it, yes yes I will
I'll ramble, and make one gigantic runon sentence that no one will ever want to
read and probably won't just cos they're lazy and yeah yeah i just oh was i
sposed to be obscene, well i guess i can't be i'm running out of room in this
box, oh yay a scrolly downy thingy hangy downy thingy back of your throatwobbler
mangrove on the north side of town we see a large man eating potato and on the
west side of town we see four large tomatoes battling it out over a job in a
ketchup factory ya hahaha im being stupid cos i just am sitting here and you
told me to go sign this thing so i must just rant on like a lunatic and wtf do
you post these things oh wait obscene okay, i don't give a flying pineapple
pakookie what the sod this bloody thing does to me because i won't stop rambling
until JUNO disconnects my sorry butt for not using my browser which I am or else
I couldn't write this damn thing now could I, no!
ha-ha so there you dinkwad, do i care that this makes no sense, no no, not at
all because well we all know that it doesn't with some potatoes for good measure
and while i'm at it i should just close in saying that the scroll bar is getting
smammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaalller and smaller and geez who knows wtf i'll say next
because i am being totally and utterly grahamatically incorrect and no no no you
do not deserve premium internet access because you suck yes you do no not you
katy & andrea whoever the foleeda made those sodding ads which adorn my lovely
lovely little compy screen and tell me that I could win 1000 bucks for my poem
but i never do, do I, well no of course not because all my poetry is over 21
lines and i rarely have one short enough to submit hahaha yeay i am so happy now
would you like me to stop this my friend well no one is IMing me and I'm too
lazy to go into the chat so i will just sit here and rambllle on and listen to
RUSH and think about writing bloody co!
llege essays in which i have to try to think of something sensible and
intelligent and flattering to say about my sorry lil tush cos i am totally nuts
and i have absolutely nothing good to say about myself aside from a list of
about 40 things which other people say about me and well then i guess you could
say it but i swear to you I am a total loony and only I think someone as nuts as
this person of a washamasockamaticwappergizer would ever attempt such a stupid
and pathetic and futile thing during the night in which we all set our lovely
clocks back cos its bloody fall back time doncha know but most folks forget
until someone else reminds them and they go auggh i gotta set all the clocks in
the house cos they suck and unlike comps they don't set themselves, yargh yargh,
oh foopity doopity, and if i made one hair of sodding sense in this stupid silly
circle of statements than you're so strange that i am glad to have been so odd
and maybe i should have checked the bloody result!
s page cos if you do post these then man it is going to take up a lot of
rooooooooooooom yes yes, but you prolly don't and in that case, i wish you a lot
of good luck in dechipering this and may you send all your loyal visitors to
Grey's site (http://www.mp3.com/greycolours), lalala, cos i'm nuts and well my
brain is fried! --Washy (a renegade Tatertot)
When we look back at it all as I know we will
**Note to Bee O, contrary to popular belief you don't have to hit the submit button 4 times to send the results to us. but thanks *g* --Katy kitt
**Note to Katherine: My therapist blamed it all on my father and told me I was loony, after the third session I told her where to stick it and why the sun didn't shine there. I then proceeded to get hooked on the Monkees and proclaim Peter Tork as the second coming of Christ. This is perfectly normal, correct? thought so! --Katy kitt
**Note to Magnolia Sims, OMG! I think I saw that one too.... ew, flashback... --Katy kitt
**Note to Donatella, I knew I liked you --Katy kitt
**Note to Petemick Doltork, now thats just obscene! --Katykitt
**Note to Cara, Ah I see your versed in the classics! --Katykitt
**Note to BT, Soggo my love, you most definatly need to lay OFF the caffine --Katykitt LP thingy
**Note to Al, right boss, it'll be added to the next shopping list for the figments. --Katykitt LP thingy
**Note to DB, don't make me take away yoru stick young thingy *beats DB with the Death Stick* thought so. --Katykitt LP thingy
"Pustulating yeast infection" is a good insult, even if it doesn't have any bad
words.
I also like "butt-fucking monkey licker", or it's inbred cousin "butt-licking
monkey fucker".
Also, if you want to go beyond insulting and just be plain mean, refer to
someone as "Britney Spears". --Meg the Almighty send here on behalf of the wrath of Kahn but
sidetracked by good beer
**Note to Meg, You rock, but you already knew that. love you --Katykitt
um
cockspank
Fucksnap
Cock sucking fucksnap
boiler butt
Davy Jones lookalike --Occy The Great
**Note to Occy, you are the greatest cusser ever you aussie ho, I bow to the omnipotence that is you. --Katykitt
**Note to Jeanie and Katie, *VEG* is a chat term it means Very Evil Grin, you might also see it written as *veggies* *carrots* *peas* yadda yadda yadda. you might also see the simpler terms such as *G* which is Grin and *EG* which is Evil Grin, there are also more obscene terms such as *EFG* which I'll let you figure out on your own. These terms are used quite a bit on IRC chats such as #Monkeeschat, if you've never been there I suggest you go, its not too hard to find and is linked almost everywhere. --Katy (kitt)
**Note to FuzzyWuzMe, =P --Katykitt
**Note to Megmonk, if you refer to the "GotMick" picture, that was drawn by Purple Lemon (AL) a good friend of mine. And she is flattered. --Katy kitt
Note to Washy, You are my inspiration love, now gimme an advil your Webring is givin me a freepin headache! --Katy kitt
You and me, wide eyed
I wonder...will we really remember
How it feels to be this alive?
And I know we have to go, I realize
We only get to stay so long
Always have to go back to real lives
Where we belong
Where we belong
Where we belong
When we think back to all this
And I'm sure we will
Me and you here and now
Will we forget the way it really is
Why it feels like this
And how?
And we alawys have to go, I realize
We always have to say goodbye
Always have to go back to real lives
But real lives are the reason why
We want to live another life
We want to feel another time
Another time...
Yeah, another time
To feel another time...
When we look aback at it all as I know we will
You and me, wide eyed
I wonder...will we really remember
How it feels to be this alive?
And I know we have to go, I realize
We always have to turn away
Always have to go back to real lives
But real lives are why we stay
For another dream
Another day
For another world
Another way
For another way...
One last time before it's over
One last time before the end
One last time before it's time to go again... - The Cure --Jamie
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