Okay, so the two of us were talking in AIM one night and suddenly chaos erupted.
Actually, we just started randomly insulting each other, probably due to the large amounts of stress we've both been under recently. Katy found it amusing, so it was posted here for all to read. This page will continue to be updated as more insults become available, because we can all use a good insult to throw at someone now and then, and Andrea and Katy have a *lot* of insults. AIM names were changed to protect our secret identities.
Keep in mind that this page is rated R for graphic use of naughty language, but then again so is the rest of our page, so deal.

Andrea (1:00:28 AM): oh my god

Andrea (1:00:33 AM): ANTHRAX!!!

Andrea (1:00:45 AM): katy you're gonna kill us all!!!

Katy (1:00:49 AM): might as well be, i feel like shit

Andrea (1:01:03 AM): i gotta get out of the country and fast

Katy (1:01:14 AM): hey, if I have to live in misery, I'm taking as many ppl with me as humanly possible

Andrea (1:01:26 AM): stay aback foul beast-monkey

Katy (1:01:59 AM): actually, it probably has more to do with spending 12 hours in the freezing rain on friday.
did you just call me a beast monkey?

Andrea (1:02:06 AM): hehe

Katy (1:02:47 AM): *g* in any case I'm running a fucking fever so my entire face is beet red =P

Katy (1:03:17 AM): and don't call me a beast monkey you cuntsnap

Andrea (1:04:16 AM): oooh a bit hairy in the armpits are we?

Katy (1:04:31 AM): wanna hear something really funny?
yesterday I suddenly got the urge to start watching Steven Kings The Stand. I'm about halfway through it right now.

Katy (1:04:37 AM): yo, shebitch, lets go

Andrea (1:05:00 AM): who wants some?

Andrea (1:05:10 AM): you?

Andrea (1:05:17 AM): You want somma this?

Andrea (1:05:27 AM): primate

Katy (1:05:32 AM): the guy who lives near you and is obsesed with his dick probably wouldn't mind some *veg*

Andrea (1:05:51 AM): *attack-snarl*

Andrea (1:06:34 AM): i really need to go to bed

Katy (1:06:34 AM): Primate? you dare to call me a PRIMATE!
fine, you... you...
SPIELBERG LOVER!!!!!!!!!!

Andrea (1:06:46 AM): GASP!

Katy (1:07:25 AM): Britney Spears
=P
try me again, I got more!

Andrea (1:07:42 AM): If Lou Diamond Phillips directed a movie you'd be his continuity bitch

Andrea (1:08:01 AM): bring'm on

Katy (1:08:07 AM): *gasping death*

Andrea (1:08:42 AM): i really need to go to bed though

Andrea (1:08:54 AM): midterm at 10am

Andrea (1:09:01 AM): heh

Katy (1:09:05 AM): Davy Jones Lookalike

Andrea (1:09:37 AM): ....i'm just gonna let that go...due to the large gushing brain hemorage.

Katy (1:10:00 AM): I also like "butt-fucking monkey licker", or it's inbred cousin "butt-licking monkey fucker".

Andrea (1:10:10 AM): i'll talk to ya tomarrow night yo

Andrea (1:10:24 AM): heh, thats megs isnt it?

Katy (1:10:24 AM): love you too bitch
go sleep

Katy (1:10:29 AM): yes *g*

Andrea (1:10:29 AM): g'night!