"Let's get soggy!"
Break out the Whiskey, the Vodka, and the Mountain Dew, because here's the QCGB/ Kingsley Board Drinking Game!! I frequent these two boards the most, and if you do, too, then you could be thoroughly pickled by the end of the night!
This will be an ongoing game, that I will add to as reasons to drink come to me. Feel free to email me with suggestions!
Let's start drinkin!!!
New Drinking Fun! As of 02.11.02
Drinking: Compliments of Peace!
Chug if someone pleads with EDP to look/answer an email. Break the bottle over your head if she does!
Take three shots if someone posts a custom pony. Double it if they post more than one. Tripple that each time you WANT one.
Guzzle if someone posts something anime related that has nothing to do with Weiss Kreuz, Cardcaptors, Bastard!! or anything on Cartoon Network.
Chuck the empty bottle if that very same anime post asks EDP a question.
Take two shots when a lurker comes out of hiding.
Take four shots if the lurker responds to more than one post.
Guzzle if the lurker responds to your post.
Drink yourself into a Salty stupor if Sparkler isn't complaining about something.
Get your best friend sloshed if after playing the MLP Drinking Game you aren't drunk off your rocker.
Drinking: Compliments of Kat!
"Take a swig whenever Farfmallow posts; take another if he and Kat engage in sexual flirtations; take two more if you even know what Farfmallow is!"
"Drink a bottle for every bishie that people fight about on the board. Drink a concurrent half bottle for every bishie that you would like to have yourself! If you don't know what a bishie is, drink until you die, life isn't worth living you sad fool!"
Drinking: Compliments of Sparkler!
Break the bottle over yer neighbors head when Peace posts as "Cardcaptor Peace"
Drinking: Compliments of Kat!
And then lick the remnants off their faces if Cardcaptor Shelley replies! ;)
Drinking: Compliments of Laura!
"Take a shot every time someone posts more drinking game addendums."
Unless it's already on there.
Drinking: Compliments of Shelley!
Take a shot whenever Shelley and EDP argue over Yueh, take a double shot if Shelley posts "Eed has all the good ones" at any point in the thread, and chug the whole bottle and start a new one if Peace jumps in and yells at them for trying to corrupt a guardian.
Drinking: Compliments of Featherfire!
take a shot every time EDP or Kat comes here to do all the swearing they couldn't do at Kingsleys.
Drinking: Compliments of Kat again!
Drink yourself into a girly tantrum whenever EDP throws a girly tantrum! Then prance around your house naked, just for fun!
Take a few shots every time a new poster appears at Kingsley's, and they're related to someone already there, and use the same e-mail address!
Take a few more shots every time Aurora gets "lucky".
Drink the rest of the bottle if you're feeling rather bitchy and thinking to yourself "Yeah probably the only way you can get lucky, aside from with your Care Bear friends!"
Take a shot everytime someone yells LNS' name, and she thinks she's in trouble!
Drink yourself into oblivion if anyone yells her name because they actually do have a complaint! Then hide, because the boogeyman is coming to get you!
Drink yourself silly if Kat finishes a story! Drink yourself sober if EDP can't read it all because the last page is web restricted!! >:}
Drink yourself into a hornified frenzy if EDP and Domi are posting to each other topside!
Drink yourself, and your friend, into a stupor if a member of Hell shows up at Kingsley's, and everyone acts super friendly to them, even though they have a really imposing name!
Drink the finest spicy rum for everything that gets added to Flicker's bonfire!
Take a shot every time Auntie DL whoops some oddball's ass for harassing her in the store!
Take two shots for every child that Auntie DL fights with in the store for a toy!
Take three shots if the child's parents get involved!
Drink half a bottle, then pour the rest out on the ground for your dead homiez, if a thugged out homie ever hits on Auntie DL!
Drink everything in sight if Auntie DL whines and begs and pleads with someone to put her on the drinking list!! ;)
take a shot, then take another for Kat, for everytime that she has to explain to someone a line of simple html! Then shoot her and put her out of her misery. :P
Drinking: Compliments of Wildshadow!
drink when OOC gets depressed, says she's deppressed in Ws name, then gets all crazy and fine the next day.
Drinking: Compliments of Flicker!
Take 3 shots of scotch everytime someone wants their ghetto computer dead!
either that or everytime I throw one into my bonfire! >]
Take 2 chugs every time there's a flame war on the Kinsgley Board.
Take a chug every time Bouncy posts some sort of hyper Mountain Dew trip on the Graffiti Board.
Take a chug whenever Kat goes on a weekend trip with a "special friend."
Take 2 chugs every time there is an instance of shameless incest.
Take 3 chugs whenever an ex-member tries to worm back into the Community, real subtle-like.
Take 2 chugs every time you see the same message posted on both the Kingsley Board and the Graffiti Board.
Take 3 chugs every time Glitzy throws all her clothes off and streaks butt-naked through Quacker County.
Take 2 chugs for every new member who accidently kinda forgets to introduce themselves.
Take 4 chugs every time EDP loses her temper. >:)
Take 3 chugs for every Whiskey/ Vodka Debate.
Take 2 chugs every time Glitzy gets sloshed off her ass.
Take a chug whenever you see an "OT" message on the Kingsley Board.
Drink the whole damn bottle and then smash it if you ever see an "OT" message on the QCGB!
Take 2 shots whenever EDP pimps one of the members of the QCGB Gang (for $200!)
Drink half the bottle every time Bouncy changes her webpage address!
Take a shot or 2 whenever Teddy admits to doing something "blonde."
Take a shot for every "D" in one of Clover-chan's smiles!
Take 2 chugs for any of artwork posted on the Graffiti Board that makes you nearly pee yourself.
Take 3 chugs every freakin time Lady Minty goes to Disney World!
Take 2 shots for every "What's your favorite [insert appropriate noun here]?" poll someone posts at the Kingsley Board.
Take 4 shots every time Munchy posts on the QCGB and scares the hell out of somebody.
Take 2 chugs every time EDP complains about getting her ass kicked by Munchy.
Take 3 chugs every time Moomey makes Daddykins sleep on the couch.
Take 4 chugs if you can list every single member of the Family, and how they are related!
Take 3 chug-a-lugs every time someone anonymous posts for the sole purpose of telling us we're insane, stupid, frightening, [add appropriate adjective here!]
Take 2 chugs every time a member of the Kingsley Board eventually makes it over to the Graffiti Board.
Take 2 chugs and lick your neighbor whenever Peace posts as "Little Peace," or "Little Washu."
Gulp 3 shots and a bowlful of nuts if you're one of the last 3 people left at one of Lip's chat parties!
Drink yourself sober again every time Kat posts a new Drinking Game list!
Drink yourselves soggy every time Jenna reminds us how evil zoos, sororities, alcohol and children are.
Take a chug everytime EDP calls Teddy a "sissy!"
Down a case of Doc Otis Hard Lemonade for every Floriduh Pony Convention that you didn't get to go to.
Drink until your squishy whenever Dava torments a custom pony... and takes pictures!! Swallow a handful of nuts if it happens to involve any sort of political message. Swallow your tongue if there's any soft porn.
Drinking: Complements of Kat!!
Take a shot every time someone asks a question relating to MLP, and Lips goes all apeshit when she realizes they haven't checked her page yet. Hehe>:}
Take a shot every time Teddy spells Canada with a K.
Take another if Kat replies and spells Florida with a Ph.
Take a shot, then smash your head against the wall when *insert name here* starts talking to *insert name of inanimate object/made up character here*. (ie Minty talks to Little Hyper)
Break the bottle over your head when Aurora *flies in with new Digimon friend*. >.<
Drink yourself to a blackout whenever Magic Star *at least she is MS as of March 24th 2001* changes her name. Jump out the window if she decides to change it back a week later. Get yourself run over by a car if someone asks her to please stop changing her name.
Take a few shots whenever Glitzy makes fun of MilkyWay's typos.
Drink the whole bottle when Kat and Char talk about their "hobos".
Take a few shots when "preggie Sunny" posts.
Drink three shots in between mouthfulls of pizza when Teddy bitches about the jerks who won't give her a tip. Extra shot if she gets to deliver pizza to people she knows!
Drink the damn bottle if THEY don't give her a tip!
Drink yourself into a stupor when Sweet Tooth actually remembers to make her daily request for more "Firefly's Rescue".
Take three shots and bang your head against the wall/keyboard whenever any of the "teeny boppers" cry about their crappy lives at Kingsley's.
Drink yourself unconscious if someone actually tells them off (in the nice manner appropriate to Kingsley's of course). Drink yourself to death if someone tells them off and uses profanity!
Take a shot whenever Dava mentions Big Momma Peachy. Take two shots if she complains that no one is making any wishes to the Big Peach One.
Drink a whole bottle of your least favorite drink whenever Anna tries to pawn off her possessions to people on Kingsley's, and no one answers her!
Take a shot whenever the Kingsley's Krew whines over a custom pony they think is "scary". Have a double if it's actually made after some ancient Goddess.
Take a drink whenever someone whines about procrastinating on their schoolwork.
Double-fist your drinks whenever Teddy has to scan a picture for someone, then has to send it to Kat to post it.
Take a few drinks whenever Teddy and Kat talk about their "wavelength". Drink the whole bottle if they have a conversation and are on their wavelength while it happens.
Take a sip of Jamaican "death rum" if you happen to be at one of Lips' chats, and are not a part of the "family". Take a longer sip if you don't get inducted into the "family".
Take a shot whenever Teddy bitches about her ghetto-puter. Drink yourself stupid if she manages to get through an entire Lips chat without getting kicked off by her ghetto-puter.
Take a long swig of vodka and make a toast to Kat if she happens to get on a creative roll by procrastinating her nasty ass term papers!! *lmao*
Smash the bottle over your head (after emptying it) if the link at the bottom of either QCGB or Kingsley's are to each other. Stab yourself in the throat/chest if the links are to themselves.
Down five bottles in ten seconds if you catch any hidden sexual innuendos posted at Kingsley's. Rob a liquor store if they were *not* made by Kat.
Take a few shots if MoonBug bugs someone about not having submitted an entry to her monthly contest. Make sweet love to the bottle if there is a thread about her monthly contest, and she *doesn't* bother anyone about not having submitted an entry.
Take a few shots whenever Stockings posts about her updated spotlight, and actually includes other subjects in her message. Drink more if that still generates no replies.
Drink yourself, and your favorite pet, into a stupor, if someone posts an unknown toy at Kingsley's, and no one there knows what it is.
Also consider this a sign of the oncoming Apocalypse.
Take a few shots if Kat posts about her paper she is writing, and no one has any idea what she's talking about. If you do know both the story in question AND understand the topic of the paper as relating to the story, drink some more. Finish off the bottle if you could actually write a paper on the same subject. Then do so, and e-mail it to her.
Drink yourself retarded if Kat posts about something (ie her awards) and does not finish nor mention them for at least another two months.
Destroy your liver if neither Moomey nor Daddykins has to sleep on the couch. Destroy the other liver if they spend the night with Sunny.
Take a few shots everytime someone bugs Teddy about eating cow for supper. Add a slice of lime if someone yells "Moooooooooooo" anywhere within the thread.
Down a bottle whenever Kat decides to redo the overall look of her website. Down another bottle if she actually finishes it within two weeks.
Take a shot whenever someone drools over someone else. Double the shot if they're drooling over an inanimate object. Triple the shot if it's EDP drooling over her beloved Bastard.
Take a shot for every new poster at Kingsley's. Take another shot for every person who replies to them. Take triple shots for those who use their tag lines every time.
Take a shot every time Lady Highland says something in Irish.
Take a shot every time Kat pleads with people to never take Japanese courses. Take another shot if she then goes into how much fun she had at her last japanese class. Take another shot if she *doesn't* mention Charles anywhere in the post.
Take a few shots every time Teddy posts about her sorority. Drink yourself stupid when she finally gets her nickname.
Take a shot every time RainRibbon comes out of hiding. Take another few shots if she wasn't hiding due to a high amount of schoolwork.
Drink the whole bottle when Lancer posts. Take another drink if Bouncy makes either a "lovey dovey" post or inside joke to him. Take another few shots if either Lancer or Bouncy ever post any of their artwork, and *don't* mention that they don't think it's that good.
Take a few shots whenever Kat posts about her night out downtown at a club. Take a shot for every guy that she mentions who was part of her fanclub that night, and take an extra shot if any of them were out with girlfriends. Drink the rest of the bottle if she actually got pissed off while downtown. Drink yourself unconscious if she complained about not getting in a fight.
Take a shot every time Lady Minty finds herself a new fakie. Take two more shots if anyone finds a fakie for Lady Minty.
Drinking: Complements of Dava!!
Down a shot every time some one asks, "Why are the bids on this auction so high?"
Line up ten shots when someone new pops up, posts twice, and then disappears.
Down a shot every time Tex puts Lady Northstar in a straight jacket.
Down a shot when Dava and Lips get political on each other's asses. ;)
Chug when some teeny-bopper asks, "Who's EDP?"
Take a shot when the teenyboppers get into a fight. Double-fist 'em if someone tries to intervene.
Chug when Dava posts mundane crap about her life. Chug again if she uses big words to tell about it.
Take a shot when Esquire gets offended. Add a twist of lime if your first thought is, "Who cares?"
Down a bottle and break it over your head if a new idiot pops up and you know their real identity.
Take a shot when someone posts pony drawings of questionable taste. Chug if you decide to nab the picture.
Shake the bottle and spray a friend when Lips finds time to post.
Double-fist the shots when someone begs for money (or pics or Tic-Tac points....)
Chunk the bottle when someone makes a pass at the minors.
Chug it down every time someone comes up with a new twist on Eed's name (e.g. Eedy Weedy Peedy Poo). Double-fist 'em if Eed kicks the poster's ass afterwards.
Take a shot every time Esquire's ego manifests itself through his keyboard. Smash the bottle if you know he's lying.
Chug when a long-lost poster returns to the fold. (Love ya, Lipsy!)
Take a shot when Munchita posts. Smash the shotglass if it's to express approval of something.
Sit in shock if someone posts something PC. Return to normal and take a shot if everyone attacks the PC dork.
Take a shot when someone realizes something completely and totally obvious and decides to share it with the group.
Chug when a teenybopper gets "confuzzled."
Chug when someone types in all caps/uses numbers 4 words/misspells every other word. Break the bottle if someone asks them tostopbecauseitsirritating!!!
Take a shot if you understand Clo's posts. Add a twist of lime if you feel somehow privileged.
Drinking: Complements of Peace!!
Take a shot when someone posts about a really cool pony find. Chug when it's one you have wanted for years and the person only paid a nickle for it.
Down a taquilla worm when Esquire has something nice to say about you.
More drinking, to be continued!!
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