When I first started surfing the web I noticed an amazing abundance of MLP-Sailor Moon crossovers. I pondered and pondered that fact for a while, wondering if Sailor Moon had the same sort of girly appeal that the My Little Pony show had. I saw about 20 seconds of an episode of Sailor Moon once, and never really wanted to see anymore. I don't get it! What's the big deal about short-skirted magical girls, and why is sloshing them in the same pot with Little Ponies so popular? Then I thought about it a little more. Lots of girls grew up fairly normal, and so consequently enjoy stereotypical girly things of the pink and frilly nature. We all know that the ponies of Quacker County are both far from pink and frill AND from normal. Quacker County's sitting on the cusp of Hell and short-skirted, insipid magical girls don't fit in real well. So, what does? What's a good anime to mesh with the dark and scary pony world? Bastard, of course! What could be more perfect than a badass white-haired wizard and heavy metal themes? Dark Schneider is muh favorite bastard and well, it takes a bitch like me to love a bastard like him! What could be better?!




This is not so much a club for actively doing anything as it is a protest! Sailor Moon isn't the only anime that can go with ponies, and girls don't have to be doomed to a stereotypical existence. Badass ponies need badass bishonen and I can't think of a better pretty-boy than Dark Schneider! So JOIN THE CLUB and show your appreciation for all things dark, bitchy, and Bastard-like!

For as much as I love both MLP's and the anime Bastard, it was only natural to slosh them together, so that I could drool and Salty could mop up the mess!

Bastard and MLP Lovers

Evil Dead Pony:	Darshu no Miko
Wildshadow:	Vice Miko
Munchy:	didn't have a choice
Empress Yuna:	Brought chips and drinks!!!!!
GingerBread:	Official club cookie-maker

Hey, we need more members!! If you were a member previously and don't see your name on the list, and want your name on the list, please email me and pound that information into my skull. As for anyone else wanting to join the fun, just let me know! There will always be a place for bitches and bastards in the world, and hell, this must be one of them. Show your appreciation for wonky anime and pretty boys and protest the short-skirt revolution!! Be an MLP Bastard, dammit!

I have my FIRST BASTARD CEL!! After years of drooling over cyber images I now have a tangible piece of my lovely Bastard to slobber all over, all thanks to my Vice Miko Wildshadow!!!! View The Cel Here! His purty blue eyes are closed, but I don't care because it's awesome, and it's mine! Bwa-hahahahaha!!!! One of his little fangs is out *drools* and he's got the look as if he's about to kick some poor loser's ass...

I have the new Bastard Jugulator doll!!!!! *swoons* I know somebody will hate me for calling it a "doll" as opposed to an action figure, but Hell, I own it MIP! Mine mine mine, much thankies to my beloved Vice-Miko Wildshadow!! Look at them muscles! Look at that face! Look at one happy Bastard fan! Jugulator means "killer" basically, referencing the jugular veins in the neck. If you "jugulate" someone, you technically kinda rip their throat out. Cool! This is a very detailed, very delicious doll, and I had planned on opening it but changed my mind because not only is it perfect and beautiful, the box itself is too cool to rip apart.... I'm a sucker.. I happened to be particularly inspired at that moment, and so of course had to try my hand at drawing The EDP Jugulator!! I just hope Kazushi Hagiwara and friends don't sue me... or hunt me down and kill me... o.O

Hurray, Damia!!!Much thankies to her for giving me three mint or near mint Bastard Post Cards!! *drools* Yes, now I have a piece of tangible Bastard that I can hold without worrying about scratching the paint, lol!
Me and all three cards! Check this out, baby! Am I leering? Of course I'm leering!
One is a nice close-up of the Bastard himself, looking all about to get wicked on someone's back side. The second is DS posed with the sword he nicked from the Fire Efreet, and the third has DS chillin with his Four Lords of Havoc! Kick ass.

One of my favorite bitches Char busted out her wild talent and scratched out this kick-ass image of my human-self (antichrissy) and my favorite Bastard! LOOK HERE! Notice the My Little Pony lunchbox in my hand. Appropriate, ne?

It's no secret that EDP has a shameless infatuation with Dark Schneider. Who can blame me? Peace not only knows it, she visually depicted EDP's Dream Date!! And then, Peace sent the actual drawing to me in the mail! *drools* Much thankies, Peace! Dark Schneider and EDP! What beautiful, vibrant colors!!! What a crazy horny lusty pony I am!

Images from the Bastard Fix for your drooling pleasure! | Gallery One | Gallery Two | Galley Three |






I finally did it. I finally watched a few entire episodes of Sailor Moon.I happened to realize that it was on the UPN channel at 630 am on weekday mornings. So I watched a few and happened to catch the episodes where Neflite ends up liking Molly. It was cool, the bad guy turned into a good guy, and then the other bad guys killed him!!!! YAY!!!!!! That show would be cool if they left Sailor Moon out of it entirely and just had the long-haired male bad guys... But nooooooo, in comes little Sailor Moon who doesn't really do anything constructive. The animation was so old that it made me tired, so I opted for sleeping later and avoiding the show altogether. At least, though, no one can accuse me of having never seen the damn thing. Now I've seen it, and I know I don't like it. I like Pokemon better!! Yes, indeed, I'd rather watch some dork kid play with his balls. Go Team Rocket!



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