BANANA CREAM PIE'S FAQ LIST

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Jenn and Frank. We can't impart any more information or they'll find us.

BANANA CREAM PIE?

In the song Sword of Damocles while the Transylvanians sing "Shalalalala That ain't no crime." the audience says "Shalalalala Banana Cream Pie." We thought it made a perfect name for the site (Hey, it sure beats having this webpage being called "Jenn and Frank's Rocky Page.") Plus I needed some place to put the monsterous pie graphic.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS KNOWN EACH OTHER?

We met actually at Rocky Horror and started talking because we were both virgins. Eleven years later through fishnets, late night conveinece store raids, and concussions from burnt toast, here we are.

ARE YOU GUYS CAST MEMBERS?

Currently...no. Something about a restraining order. We really couldn't hear what the popcorn boy was saying through the gag.

SO HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN ROCKY?

More times than Trekkies jack off to graphing calculators.

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER SLEPT WITH EACH OTHER?

No, its too crowded. Hemaphrodism sucks.

SHOCK TREATMENT...YOUR THOUGHTS.

Can't fuck with the original...but this gives at least sultry foreplay.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT DOING ROCKY?

We mow large crop circles in the middle of Wichita, Kansas.

FAVORITE ROCKY CHARACTER?

The dogs.

REVENGE OF THE OLD QUEEN...WHAT'S THE DEAL?

The script look even more promising than Shock Treatment as far as sequels go. Is it coming out this year as its being rumored? Yeah...right after Tim Curry pulls his fishnets on again.

ROCKY ON TV...PRO OR CON?

The video we've never had a problem with...since it makes for conveinent Rocky Horror parties when you need your transvestite fix (especially in the case of us in which our local Rocky is only shown in theaters during the school year). But on TV is just plain wrong. There's something about surfing through the channels looking for "PRIME TIME TELETUBBIES" with your kid ( while passing "BEANIE BABIES, AND THE SHE-MEN THAT LOVE THEM" on the new Montel), and landing on Weissy singing Toucha Toucha Touch Me off-key leaves our garter belts in a bunch.

THE ONE THING YOU'VE LEARNED FROM ROCKY THAT'S CHANGED YOUR LIFE?

A mental mind f*ck can be nice.

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