accident.wav
Joe: "It was an accident right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife."
motto.wav
Jimmy: "So, what else?"
Joe: "There's not much more to tell than that. Water's wet, the sky is blue and ol' Satan Clause, Jimmy, he's out there and he's just getting stronger."
Jimmy: "So, what do we do about that?"
Joe: "Be prepared, son, that's my motto, be prepared."
nobody.wav
Jimmy: "Hi, you're nobody!"
Joe: "Shhh....don't tell anyone."
screaming.wav
Cory: "Go stick your head in that speaker and you'll be screaming 'play that funky music, white boy'"
Joe: "The screaming part I believe."
