difference.wav
Tidwell: "See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fightin and I think we're finally talking."
dogs.wav
Ray: "Do you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?"
head.wav
Ray: "The human head weighs 8lbs."
nightmare.wav
Jerry: "Okay, just jump right into my nightmare. The water is warm."
pootie.wav
Tidwell: "But, ah...a real man would not shoplift the pootie from a single mother."
Jerry: "I didn't shoplift the pootie....alright, I shoplifted the pootie."
phone.zip Zipped file
Tidwell: "You should be dreaming about me baby. I should be on your mind constantly. My agent should be thinking Rod Tidwell. That's where the big dollars are going to flow. That's where we truly will materialize the kuan."
Ray: "Who is this?"
Tidwell: "Who is this? You are speaking to the Rod Tidwell. I need to speak with my agent. I need to be my agent. My agent and I should be one."
Ray: "Are you a football player?"
Tidwell: "Am I a football player?! I'm a school teacher about to whomp your ass. Put Jerry Maguire on the phone. 72% of new buyers are African American. I am African American, make the connection."
Ray: "You talk to much."
Tidwell: "No, no, no. Talking is only a form of communication."
Ray: "It was nice talking to you....bye Rod."
