For Those Who Refuse to be Forgotten
Everyone likes to read about themselves, I know I do! There's no shame in that, honestly. We're all vain individuals deep down inside. For some of us (no names), vanity and conceit just surface more frequently. I made this page for those individuals who used to make a difference in my life, before my big disappearance. If you're not on here, there's probably a reason. But don't worry, there are plenty of people out there just like you. They've been removed from society, but that's still some comfort, eh?
DAFLASHG18
((FlashyFingerFood)) I was a little disappointed when I learned of your resolve being broken. But good for you, man. Open up and let the funk flow in. Watch who you're hooking up with. There are some very strange women roaming the people connection halls. Seriously.
DaisyJ817
Oh, man. We go way back. I think you're pulling a disappearing act, too. You suck, by the way. I finally saw 'Drop Dead Gorgeous', I feel like less of a person for doing so, but I saw you in the bathroom. I miss your "heeeh" and the way you used to get me excited about falling in love. I hope you're in a great relationship with someone who appreciates you and isn't afraid to do a little babying.
DyesLoves
I don't know where you are or what happened to you. I always worried about you, though. You were so sweet and you had such pretty handwriting. And you know I base my opinions of others on penmanship. You always acted like you were interested in what I was saying, when what I was saying usually made no sense or was just plain sickening. Thanks, love. I hope to hear from you again someday.
HarpuaT1
What are you doing online? Aren't you supposed to be doing that thing in that place? Don't you know there are services to be performed!? My God man!
Luvnine
What do you love, Luvline? Would you like me to sing you my favorite song? It's called 'Crocodile Rock'. Do you love 'Hope Floats'? Even though you hang out with a bunch of dorks, I forgive you. They'll never know the true importance of a SoGGie friend. I wish you the best of luck finishing school, and I hope you make that move. If all goes well, maybe someday I'll get to hang out with you and Jen.
MMHAWKE
*sniff* You're one funny guy. Come back!
NipYou
Who dis is? Who dis is? Remember when I called you a lap dog? You're the best white-girl-online-rapper this side of Blondie's moustache, or something. I haven't heard from you in a long while. I wonder if you're still in the smokey haze of toker bliss, or if you have grown out of it and are on to more important things. This ain't no motha fuckin' P.
PapaSeth
You know you want me. Just in case I never thanked you for hanging up on me, thanks. You're a swell guy, I don't think anyone else would have done that so soon. I think Harp needs a nice butt reaming, so next time you're in the area... I'll rent out a copy of Bonfire of the Vanities or Mrs. Dalloway. I hope you're happy where you are now, settle down for Christ's sake!
Pliscan
I really have nothing to say to you. Suck it.
SudyNimm
You disappeared so long ago. When you put up a wav file on your web page for me, I thought it was so sweet. I miss your random sayings in the plot room. I used to have pages and pages of ridiculous sentences that you gave me. I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
UntoThyslf
Noodle! Use your noodle! Noodle! Do the noodle dance! It's funny how kid songs can be gross when you apply them to what we've done online. You're hilarious, honey. Unto, Unto, she's so bad...
Vomited (Cloaky)
Dude, where have you been? I need a spell check, STAT! Booger Presley is deceptively bright when hidden in a cubicle. Random understanding is lost when not kept constant. Hence, your wisdom and lack of linear logic are greatly missed. I think I broke the chain of communication. I'm a bad girl.