Happy Birthday to Daisy - August 17, 1999 - PalerPiccalo loves you.
We didn't always get along,
She thought I was mean, but she was wrong.
Those days are over, and far away,
I love her more than I can say.
I'd do anything to make Doo smile,
I'd visit hell and roast awhile.
I tried renting Hutton, it didn't work,
I guess we'll just have to watch him in Turk.
Three times, we watched him die with Betty,
That's not Laurence Fishburne and Travolta was sweaty.
Maybe this poem sucks big time,
But I'm trying hard to make it rhyme.
Cupcakes and BOOPs and Friends every night,
SnackPacks and pedophiles and freeways - VEER RIGHT!
Windows that get stuck when they're halfway down,
Dust storms and raindrops that hurt when they pound.
So many memories, I love every one,
The best part is, we'll never be done.
Through thick and thin, we'll always make more,
Angelina Jolie is a damn dirty whore.
Happy Birthday to my darling Doo,
Never doubt that I love you.
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