WEIRD SCIENCE

(Gary):"Well.....My nuts are half way up my ass - but other than that I'm perfect!"

(Chet):"The booze hounds return.....What a joke...."

(Chet):"He pukes - You die."

(Chet):"You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue!"

(Chet):"How about, a nice, greasy, pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?"

(Gary, Old Man & Lisa):"Know what the bitch did to me!? Lay it on me. Check this shit out...Listen to what she did to me - She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody...She did what? Bitch kneed your nuts?? Bitch kneed my nuts, I'm not playin' with ya!"

(Gary):"What did it to me is these big titties she had! For a thirteen year old girl, man? She wouldn't have had to worry about no titties for the rest of her life, boy...Y'know, she was set! She was lookin' good! Y'know what I'm sayin!?"

(Chet):"For Christ's Sakes, man..Will you cover yourself!?"

(Gary & Old Man):"What's this, sir? Drink it!"