THE BOSTON MARATHON

Warning: This Album Contains...
The long-awaited return of Walt Meadornack and a band of like-minded smarties! Walt introduces new players and friends into the mix with an album that's harder to swallow than porcupine pickleberry. Damn! Absolutely terrible guitar playing keeps the bar raised high for Meadornackian expectations of what a listener should tolerate and love. Squiggly effects will tickle your neck, shards of glass will pierce your ears, and Walt's attempt at cowboy blues will stink your nose. Not fifteen minutes into the album, listeners will find themselves the butt of a nasty audio joke when they realize that the second song, a very long and drawn out guitar duel with Walt on comments, restarts (retards) itself from the end. This is ripped off a literary technique known as chiasmus and practiced by such pompous artists as James Joyce. Even he didn't subject his audience to this kind of backwards hell, although the All-Stars do spare everyone the Irish-Catholic guilt. Foetus. Shady All-Star Jimmy Schwayder makes a remote call for a bit of evangelical boasting while newcomer Beck Weathers romanticizes over Niagra Falls and audio feedback. Also making his first appearence is Johnnie Kalamitysax.
Track List:
1. Clear As Day
2. Chiasmus-a-Peck
3. Stinky Butt Cheeks
4. My Gun Is Good to Me
5. Enter: Peck Leathers
6. The Devil's Voice Mail
7. Pre-Rabbit
8. Slappy's
9. Old Standby
10. White Rabbit
Instruments:
Korg AX1G, Boss HM-3, DOD DFX91, Ibanez DE7, Fender Strat, Fender Squier, Skin (caucasian), Hohner Old Standby, Kazoo, Alverez Standard Acoustic, The Phone, Clarion, Glass Jar/Jagged Shards of Glass, Shakers, Radio Shack Micro-28 Microcassette Recorder.
Recorded On:
Tascam 424 MKII
Personnel:
Walt Meadornack, Johnnie Kalamitysax, Jimmy Schwayder, Beck Weathers, Stu Exsavieres.
MP3 Samples:
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