10.22.99 (Associated Press)

A charred body was found on the side of the road in Arkansas that officials believe to be that of Donnie Maleriamax.

The body, found yesterday alongside an old country road thirty miles outside of the border town of Texarkana, was burned beyond recognition. Local police identified the body with the wallet that was found five feet from the body.

Nearby, leaning against a tree was the unconscious but still breathing Miss Jenny. She only had a few bruises.

Both were taken to Texarkana Community Hospital. Maleriamax was expected to be sent home within two days. The whereabouts of Jimmy Schwayder are as of now unknown, but police believe that Miss Jenny will have important information to share once she has recovered from her current state.

The three have been missing since October 6th, when Maleriamax was believed to have been kidnapped by Schwayder, recently released from a Baltimore jail.

Other members of Walt Meadornack's All-Stars, a reclusive ring of musicians who's activity resembled that of an underground cult, could not be reached for comment.

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