9.28.99 WASHINGTON, D.C. (Associated Press)

Latecoming All-Star Jimmy Schwayder was released from jail today after partner Miss Jenny posted his bail of $1500.

Schwayder was arrested last week after pulling an automatic rifle on reporters last week at Dulles International Airport. Reporters from the Washington Post, Philadelphia Inquirer, and Weekly World News had just asked him about that day's announcement of the dissolution of Walt Meadornack and His All-Stars.

Schwayder, when approached outside a taxi in Washington, said he didn't wish to comment on the static position of the rest of the members of the group as of Tuesday.

"I can't speak for the other guys in the group," he said. "But I know that there's more to this decision than meets the eye."

Miss Jenny, All-Star veteran and common victim of verbal abuse by other members, said that she didn't care one way or the other about the state of today's most misunderstand band.

"I've never been involved with a group of people with less direction in their lives," she said.

Schwayder and Jenny would not give the location of their destination from the jail, but were last seen heading north along the eastern coastline.

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