11.4.99

OPEN LETTER TO AN OPEN MIND:

The press has ignored Walt Meadornack and His All-Stars for the last month or so. Issues have not been resolved, and the truth will never be broadcast through the path of the Gatekeepers of Information, your Unelected Prison Guards of Consciousness--The Press.

Unassociated with anything resembling just reasons, the powers that be have decided to disconinue investigations into the scandal that was just beginning to unfold regarding the past and the future of Walt Meadornack and His All-Stars.

Perhaps they were getting too close to the truth.

Maleriamax's body was buried October 29th, or at least what was thought to be his body. Teeth were broken and shattered all over the pavement, so the mouth cavity could not be compared with dental records. Fingerprinting was obviously out of the question. The only form of identification was Maleriamax's wallet, found 8 feet from the body, in the grass, not burnt at all.

What could it mean? Maleriamax in hiding?

A week after the body was found, Miss Jenny, who was in critical condition in Texarkana Community Hospital, told a nurse that Maleriamax was still alive and running to the west. She also has been reported as telling her that Slippy Breadstick, core member of the All-Stars and liver of Columbus, was supposed to call her with important information later that day.

A call was made to Miss Jenny that day, but she could not take it. She was dead.

Meanwhile, Meadornack was spotted running through the streets of Pittsburgh with a small package when he was hit by a U-Haul truck full of furniture. This happened the 29th as well, the day of Maleriamax's burial. Meadornack was taken to a hospital but was treated for a scrape to his head. Meadornack never let go of his package.

What was the package? Where is Schwayder? Where is Maleriamax?

The Press doesn't know, but trust me--there is somebody who does.


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