For a while on the Pretender Listserv, people were listing different jobs that they thought Jarod should pretend to be. Unfortunately, I didn't start keeping a list of all of them until it was a little too late, but here are the ones I did manage to get a hold of. Oh, and if you can think of any, I'm always open to suggestions. jarodandmissparker at yahoo dot com
Newest suggestions are at the bottom of the page.
radio talk show host ("love chat?")
anonymous IRS agent -- he could make the Centre show its books -- especially
since he keeps taking money from them [how do you explain this million dollars
going out]
chippindale-type dancer
the person responsible for coming up with scents for those
scratch and sniff stickers
He'd probably start out with pez, graduate to spam, and I'd hate to think
what else
a priest
garbage man
ski instructor
bodyguard
neurologist
pro baseball player
famous long lost fashion designer that has resurfaced with his
own strange ideas for fashion, but of course everyone loves the strange ideas.
a rodeo clown
pro wrestling manager
a taxidermist's assistant (I really don't think that he could be a
real taxidermist, but it would be interesting)
a defense attorney
an ob/gyn
a US postal worker
used car salesman (I think it would be interesting to see Jarod telling every one of his
customers the absolute truth about a used car instead of lying like used car
salesman usually do, because we all know how Jarod doesn't like to lie to
decent people)
a cattle rancher during calving season. viewer discretion advised
proctologist
Jehovah's witness
bum
a criminal profiler for the FBI or CIA. You know, those people who
psychologically evaluate the mental state of various criminals. Jarod
would be great at that, because he would always be 3 steps ahead.
a hockey player because it's odd and a lot of people can't play it
an adoption searcher, he knows exactly how adoptees feel, and he has the
searching out someone down pat
a wrestler in the world wrestling federation
some sort of spy or in the military
computer software programmer - he could invent games with Broots, Miss
Parker, and Sydney as the enemies chasing Jarod around different variations of
scenes.
a comedian
This version of my Pretender Jobs page was born on July 15, 2002
Last Update: June 28, 2004
