the chris farley comments page


-They're all out, only got diesel...better go to the next station..........What'd you do? Thank the Almighty Lord we were lucky enough to witness the greatest comedic talent of an era. We are forever in debted to Chris Farley , The man who could destroy all of our anger and fears and give us a brief moment of release. REST IN PEACE BIG GUY!

-Pete


-i wanted to rape and pilage chris i have no reason to live any more

-cheryl harpel


-I dreamed of having Chris go where no man has gone before with me....after he tied me up and spanked me!!!

-Dan Frusher


-Just a quick question - I wanted to read and sign your guestbook, but I can't seem to find it! What's up with that? This is a really wonderful site that you have put together! Look into this guestbook thing, though, cuz I would love to read it.

-Michelle


-Would anyone,by chance , Know how to get hold of the photo of Chris in the top hat with a mustache and rings on?I would greatly appreciate any info.Reach me via e-mail:dominic943@aol.com Thanks

-Dominic


-Chris was and still is my favorite actor. Nobody else can  make me laugh the way he did. His amazing physical comedy   matched with his pathetic characters and their loud voices were totally awesome. So maybe his size was a huge part of his comedic success, but I'd rather have a less funny,   healthy Farley, than a dead one. I remember that Thursday  night, when my dad told me he had died. My jaw hit the floor and I was speechless. I felt empty and deeply sorrowful. He was like my hero. Every one saw it coming. I wish we could have done more. You don't know what you've got till it's  gone. Hopefully I'll meet him in heaven.

-Marc Belanger


-Chris Farley was the man among men and he was a great guy.
Anyone who disagrees should keep it to themself. Chris
will always be remembered as a great guy and a hero within
a hero!

-rick huntsman


- Chris was my favorite comedien/actor. His humor was stomach muscle
tightening funny. I wish my children would of been able to grow up with his
kind of humor. I feel jipped, because of the waste of great talent. Talent that
could of been saved. I'm sure I am not the only one who will miss him.

-Jennifer


-Chris Farley was a big hearted man. Anyone who didn't like the way
he was can go to h*ll. He would do anything to get the people in the room with
him to laugh.To me that is a great role model and my personal hero.I didnt like
the fact that he did drugs but nobodys perfect.Well,he got what he wanted out of
life and I geuss that is all that matters.

-Ross Shartzer


-HE WAS THE FUNNIEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD. IT SUCKS THAT HE'S GONE. I
WILL MISS HIM.

-Wyatt W. Penke


-loved chris farley in everything he did and will continue to love
his work for the rest my life.

-troy


-chris you are the funniest guy i have everwatched. i love all your movies and i
have watched them
thousands of times. i miss you very much .


-Chris was the greatest actor/comedian around, he was the best. Everybody says I look like him, so to remember him. We have a Show a my school every year and it is called Knight Life kinda like Saturday Night Live and I'am playing Farley when he was Matt Fully with David Spade and Christine Applegate. I like him so much that I  have all his movies and even made a shirt out of him and have all the magazines about his death.

-Tony Ruse


-LADDY-FREAKIN'-DAH

-Dan


-I was wondering do you have any soundclips of Chris Farley when he did that
"you've been here 4 hours" chinese man impression? If you know where that
comedy
skit is from, I'd like to know that too...

thanks!

-Darkstar


-Chris Farley was the funniest actor ever!!
He was so outgoing and dramatic. My favourite movie is Tommy Boy.
Him and David Spade were the best actors I've seen working together.
Chris is the only actor who could make anybody laugh, and I'm very
thankful to him for that!! I will always miss him!!!!

-Carla


-I just want to say that your page is great! Chris Farley was one of my favorite
actors & I was sad to see him go. You have done a nice job in his memory. It
makes me happy to hear those old wavs again. Thanks. All the Chris Farley fans
out there appreciate what you do!

-Lisa Reed


-Great page. Chris Farley was the best since Belushi. He brought SNL
back to the way it was supposed to be.

-Brad


-Hey guys. I'm working at MTV's " BIOrhythm", it's a new series which will start airing in the summer. I am producing  the Chris Farley special. This show will be a true tribute to one of the world's most brilliant comedian's. I hope you will all tune in to this show. Also, I am looking for any footage or interviews of Chris when he was alive. If anyone has any footage especially stuff we've never seen before you can reach me at 310.752.8581. Thanks and make sure to watch for the show coming on MTV this summer.

-Jack Tarrantino


-Chris Farley was a great actor and comedian. I know that he will be
greatly missed by me. I loved all of his films, they were so great. My friends
Leah and Jim also like him too. He really was a great man. Only if he didn't
have a drug and alcohol problem. It's too bad that a wonderful life like that
had to die so soon and so tragically. I will miss you Chris!!


- I believe Chris Farley was a great actor and always will he be
remembered in my heart and the hearts of my friends. I was always said to act
like Chris and someday I hope to become a talented actor as him.

-Richard Thomson


-Chris Farley, was a very, very special man. We all have lost a little bit of
ourselves. He was a genius.

-Andy


-Chris Farley was an excellent comedian who will be missed greatly by all. He had
more time for his fans than he did fr himself , I was at a Planet Holywood where
he made an unexpected apperance and he stay untill evry one got a picture and/or
an autograph  CHRIS FARLEY YOU WILL BE MISSED
Signed with love,
Mason J. Hultgren

-Mason Hultgren


-This past week, NBC had a special on Chris and his sketches
on SNL. They were also selling a video tape of this show.
Any ideas on how to buy this tape.

Thanks

-Todd


-Chris Farley opitimizes everything that we as humans could expect to give back
to our fellow human beings: love and happiness. I want to share a quote that I
live by and I am sure Chris would agree that it is truly the essence of why we
exist....


To laugh often and much to win the respect of intelligent
people and the affection
of children to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to
endure the betrayal
of false friends to appreciate beauty to find the best in
others to leave the world
a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a
redeemed social
condition to know even one life has breathed easier because
you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.

-Ralph Waldo
Emerson

Chris, a piece of you is in every one of us. Rest in peace.

-Adam Gittins


-it was very good.i give it a 10.Please tell me where to get a chris
farley or snl screen saver.Send me info on his next movie. thanx

-brian mullins


-The death of Chris Farley has deeply sadded me.
His movies were wonderful and I can never stop laughing when I see him on
re-runs on Saturday Night Live.

Wherever you are Chris please keep brining laughter to the nice people up
there.

Loyal fan,
Cathy


-he is my idol!

-ryguy


-Chris was a really awesome guy! I guess you could say this is my way
as paying my respects to him. I loved that guy. I just got off a page that
insulted him. I got so pissed off i almost started to cry. All i could think was
those stupid fuckers think it is funny that he was over weight! I really love
this page! Keep it up!!!

-Ashley


-Chris Farley is (he's still alive you know, you Nazi bastards!) the
coolest man alive. He staged his death and is currently living in my basement.

-Mike


-This is a great page, good job and keep up the good work!!

Chris Farley was a very talented man not only was he a gifted comedian, but a
brilliant actor as well. He can put a smile on your face at any time :-). When I
found out about his death, I cried. Chris' death was a tragedy, it was something
that should have never happened. He was a very funny, and sweet guy who would
have done anything to see a person laugh. He wasn't a big guy, he was a very
talented, funny, sweet human being. All I can say is that Chris' death was a big
lost, and that I miss him very much. We will always remember you, Chris. I hope
to see you in heaven.

-Marimar


-Chris lived an amazing and wonderful life, that will be
remembered by many. WE LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!!

My best friend has been in love with Chris for years and each
time she sees him her eyes light up in joy, on her behalf
I'd like to thank chris for bringing the light to her eyes!

-rachel


-he was a very funny guy. I met him ounce a long time ago.
he was pritty friendly to me. when I found this page, I got
right on it. thanks for listening.

-david bryans


-Chris was the best comedian ever. He was my idle. why did he have to die
He was always the best characters on SNL. i wish that he would have lived longer
and made more movies. he always said the funniest lines like Da Bears or Lattie
friggin da

-Chase Mathies


-When a friend called me and said that Chris had died, I didn't
believe it. I felt so sad. Chris was such a good actor. I miss him a lot.

-Tara Reedy


- was an acquaintance of Farley from Chicago days and later in
Hollywood. So here is the story kids of what Chris really was in brief. He was
used by those who control Hollywood whose true intent it is is to sidetrack the
development of the children's mental capacities. This is to say that those who
control Hollywood are not as innocent as the adroitless public would like to
believe. Chris was used to promote alcoholism, drug use, and base mentality to
the children and general public at large. But why believe me. Look to Chris
himself. He knew this and it really got to him at the end, but the money was
too good for his weak nature to stop the sinful deception he was being used for
by those who control Hollywood and controlled him. It was these entities of
Hollywood who used him to project a life of alcoholism and drug addiction mixed
with a life of jokes and lots of money as a star of Hollywood so all of the
little sycophants of the nation and the world wo!
uld, through hero association, idolize him and try to be like him. The alcohol
industry is a vicious industry which profits form addicting people to there
product. Chris was just one of many individuals used by Hollywood and one of
its partners--the alcohol industry. Tobacco is another of the addictive
industries which controls Hollywood and uses "stars" as heroes for the weak and
unsuspecting public, esp. the young and innocent who can't think for themselves
and follow "star." Chris didn't have any real talent and he was the first to
admit it in private. Another thing Hollywood likes to do is use certain of its
"stars" as pubically known drug users. This way the youth who have not yet
developed a mind of their own will follow a so-called rebellious "star" like
Chris. Chris hated his addiction but, like he was in reality, not on the silver
screen, he was too weak to take control of himself. In truth, Chris was a real
loser, and it was this fact, which he knew only too!
well, that took is pitiful life. Chris had the opportunity to do something
about his problem, but the money was too good, or so he thought. He was going
to go public with his story of how he felt he was being used to teach the kids
all the wrong thing to do in life by those in the Hollywood industry who control
his life with the almighty dollar, but it was just before this time that he was
reported to have died from a drug overdose. His story is very similar to the
story of Marilyn Monroe. She died just before she was going to go public about
the true Hollywood. Well there is the Chris Farley that I personally knew. He
was as confused in his real life as he seemed on television and in the movies.
So think twice kids before you think of him as a hero or role model. He was
neither. I just wish he would of been able to tell his story of the true
Hollywood and its real intent. Well, hope this helps. So long, A. Pike, South
Carolina.

-Albert Pike


-Chris farley was a great comedian it's to bad that he died and so did another
great comedian yesterday it was another great person on Saturday Night Live Phil
Hartman. We will all miss you

-Jillian


- I was so shocked and upset when I found out about the loss of this
comedy geneius. I loved Chris from the first time I saw him in Tommy Boy. I
will miss him forever he was probably the only person who could realy make me
laugh. Now i have found out Matthew Perry, another one of my favorite
comediens, will be staring with chris in a film. I will definately be seeing it
many a time and I am sure it will be the funniest film ever made. Missing you
always Chris one of your many fans and admirers Sarah xxxxx

-Sarah Robertson


-I just got back from seeing Almost Heroes and I just want to say it
was funny as hell.Chris Farley will be missed by all.

-jason geltzer


-Man I wish chris farley didnt die he was a awsome person, he was
real funny to.

-Aran


-CHRIS FARLEY WILL NEVER DIE ASLONG AS HIS MOVIES CAN BE SEEN . FROM THE BOTOM
OFF MY HART I SAY"RIP. I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU, FOR ME U WERE AND ARE THE
KING!!"

-B.H.HAMMER


-Almost heros is a great movie. Oddly, it seems as though they let the big guy do his thingmoreso than BHN or Black Sheep. Its good to see one last moment for him!

-pete


-Do you know how I can get a copy of a video of Chris Farley's greatest moments?

-John Feldman


-Farley was the best and I loved him very much.


-I was so in love with Chris, he has been in my dreams for the last two days. I went so crazy over him, but when I heard he died, I wanted to kill myself, because I loved him so much. Chris Farley will always be my hero. I miss himso much and hope to see him in heaven when I die. I cry almost every night. ILOVE CHRIS FARLEY FOREVER AND EVER! 1964-1997

-Jessica Farley


-I very much adored Chris Farley for his humor and boyish love of life. It was evident how much heart Chris had in everything he did and I will miss him very much. I wish he could've mademore movies, it is a terrible loss of someone with such character!

-Stacy


-It is really sad that a funny man, like Chris Farley died. But if he did drugs and bad things like that then it is better off he is gone.

-Alisha Grover


-Chris Farley was a great man. There was nothing better than coming in fromschool and hearing him yelling about living in the van down by the river. He was an amazing man that wassuperioir to anyone else. He could make anyone laugh with his outstanding energy.When I was angry he wouldalways lift my spirit whenI watched him. I think that there should be a fan club to him. I wish I couldstart one. Anyways he will be missedthere is a void in life that he left behind.


-I saw Chris when he was visiting a local university in the area. Iwas out at a bar in town and Chris was really bombed. I never talked to him,but he was mobbed with people. I was supprised with all of the hot ladiesaround him. Anyway, later on just before I left the bar Chris bought about 15beers. He proceeded to clear out a path in the bar and soaked that part of thefloor with the beer. Chris then took off all his clothes and slid down the barnaked. It was a riot. A few of the locals joined in with the fun before theywere kicked out. Well, at least I got to see Chris in real life before he died. I will miss you Chris...you were the funniest!!

-jeff webb


-This is a wonderful page and tribute to one of the greatest comedians known. I just wanted to say thank you for creating it and letting everyone know how truely talented Chris was. He will be greatly missed! Chris Farley Rocks!!!

-Wynter Sexton


-chris farley was a very funny man he movies were great his death was a shock to me i will miss him he was one of a kind

-mark farley


-I loved Chris Farley's characters. They made me laugh and sometimeseven cry. I thought Tommy Boy was his funniest movie. I will remeber him in myheart forever.

-Nick Garrison


-it is a really slow day in the office, and my bossneeds/wants to know this random fact... what is the song chris farley and spade are singing in the car when the deer comes back to life. If anyone knows this.. please email me and let me know!!thanks

-karen


-I personally don't care how he died......unfortunately though he isgone, Chris Farley was one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen. Therewere many days that I was depresseD and then I watched one of his movies and Ifelt a little better. I understand how he felt because basically I am in thesame mental position he was in for many years before his death.

-Shelley


-Chris Farley was one of the best just like the late John Belushi. Both died of drug problems and because of their drug habits they died. But I will always remember Chris as anenergy filled,funny man. And he just like John Belushi will be remembered forever as legends ofcomedy.

-Keven Prace


-hi i think it was terrible what happened to chris farley and i wasbig fan but this site is really cool and im glad that people have sites thatshow how they feel and honor him and his performances

-kevin mccormick


-Chris Farley was indeed a wonderful and hilarious man. He made me laugh many many times. Words can not express how much I respected him and his work! I know all the words to Tommy Boy, and I can not believe that he is gone! Ifany one that reads this knows how I can get a hold of the SNL tribute to Chris. PLEASE Email me and tell me. From one fan to another, God Bless! V.J. Stockdale

-V.J. Stockdale


-Chris Farley was the most the most hilarious man that ever lived. He will live on through the laughter he brought and still does to our daily lives. Every time I think of him, theimage of a kind man who loved life comes to mind. I know that up in heaven he is making God laugh with his"fat man in a little suit act!!!"I hope he knows how much he was loved by all.

-Laura Herman


-Chris Farley...the Man of the Hour will be greatly missed by all! He made everyything in life fun. He was an inspiration to us all and speaking for my self I know he is mostdearly missed.I send Chris my love up in heaven and pray that someday I may be able to touch peoples lives the way Chri Farley did!May Chris be blessed with sweet moral blossoms of love and adoration for all eternity!@---->----- @---->----- @---->----- Daisy

-Daisy


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