YOU'RE TRIPPING
You suck
Motherfucker
I hate "white power"
I hate your band
Can't you see
This ain't Nazi Germany
Bring on the beers
'Cause we are the Queers
You're tripping
You're tripping
Oh yeah
You suck
Motherfucker
Your face is ugly
Your brain's in space
Can't you see
This ain't 1943
Bring on the beers
'Cause we are the Queers
URSULA FINALLY HAS TITS
When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
Man that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Our attention's undivided... Dammit we're excited
'Cause Ursula finally has tits, alright
Ursula finally has tits, outta sight
Ursula finally has tits, now she's cool
Ursula finally has tits, check it out dude
Ursula finally has tits
She went to the drug store and I saw what she bought
Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra
Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest
I HATE EVERYTHING
I hate anchovie pizza
Asparagus and peas
Wanting my dessert
And having to say please
I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate the Grateful Dead
Thier hippy fans are such a waste
Everything about them
Even Jerry's ugly face
I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate working around the house
I hate mowing the lawn
I hate doing my homework
I even hate this song
(Chorus)
TEENAGE BONEHEAD
My folks had me committed just two weeks ago
My best friend ran off with my girl, those two damn bozos
Oh don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
I was a teenage bonehead, yes it's true
I was a teenage bonehead, a-wah-ooh-ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care
My girl sent me a postcard saying "Glad that your not here"
Oh don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
I was a teenage bonehead, yes it's true
I was a teenage bonehead, a-wah-ooh-ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering
Where is she and what is she eating...
Oh don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
(Chorus)
FUCK THIS WORLD
I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed 'till noon
And now I just don't care what's going on outside my room
Things aren't getting better
My future's not too bright
Fuck the world I'm hanging out with you tonight
Me and you will walk around so pointlessly
Smashing things, jacked up on way too much caffeine
I'm really going nowhere
I hate this shitty life
Fuck the world I'm hanging out with you tonight
I CAN'T STOP FARTING
Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer
And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
My girlfriend trys to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and I don't know what to do
HELP!
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luck
My sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear the room
I got a problem and I don't know what to do
HELP!
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
I can't stop farting
FEELING GROOVY
I'm feeling so sick,someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I'm a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and dad, they hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy it sucks
Phone's disconnected, hey I'll never learn
Just eleven months 'til my income tax return
I'm really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Aplo's mine now, hey it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy it sucks
Well I was walking down the street
With my head held high
Thining everything was alright
When a big fat bird came and shit on my head
Man that's the story of my life
I'm feeling so sick,someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer
I'm really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Aplo's mine now, hey it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
I've gone completly out of hand
I want Dan Vapid in my band
DEBRA JEAN
One thing I know is true
I need a little girl like you
so I can stop hanging around
so I can stop making that trip down you know,
It's starting to get old
If you know what I mean
You can scream and shout and it'll be fine
keep me in bed all day and blow my mind
You hold me tight and rattle my brain
You can kiss me and drive me insane
Give me funny little shivers up and down my spine
When we kiss each and every time
What I'm thinking and doing never seem to work out
They're always two different things you know
Open up your eyes and see that you're the only girl for me
Debra Jean baby you're my queen
and queens don't seem to speak
To guys like me
I was meant for you and you were meant for me(x2)
One thing I know is true I need a little girl like you
Someone to stay with me and stick by my side
And someone I can call my little butterfly
Give me funny little shivers up and down my spine
When we kiss each and every time
What I'm thinking and doing never seem to work out
They're always two different things you know
Open up your eyes and see that you're the only girl for me
HI MOM ITS ME
I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
Because every night I come home drunk
Hi Mom its me that fucking little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit
I know you think my bands just a waste of time
those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi mom its me that fucking little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit
NOODLEBRAIN
Sittin drinking a brew trying not to think of you
I think you suck you acted like a slut
Did you ever really like me
I think I know the answer fuck you
Well Listen up this is what I think of you
You're a noodlebrain and I hate you
You're a noodlebrain your ugly
You're a noodlebrain you're so stupid
You're a noodlebrain just like me
Sitten drinking brew and I'm feeling like a stooge
You're the reason why I drank all that beer last night
Did you ever really like me
I think I know the answer Fuck You
Well listen up this is what I think of you
(Chorus x2)
I CAN'T STAND YOU
I can't stand polititians
can't stand talk show hosts
can't stand prohibitian
can't stand David Frost
Can't stand what you say or what you do
or what you say or what you do
(chorus) I can't stand you x4
Can't stand the military
can't stand my old school
can't stand freaks and fairies
can't stand stupid rules
Can't stand what you say or what you do
or what you say or what you do
(Chorus)
NIGHT OF THE LIVID QUEERS
Am I going crazy or is it my empty head
B-face is so lazy all day he stays in bed
Going out with nikki made Hugh's brain grow dim
But Johnny Ramone knows I can play faster than him
GO
Flippin Out Trippin
AJ hangs around with total acne on his face
Me and Lash are slingin hash over at Joe's place
The Queers threw all the knuckleheads out the fucking door
B-face better clean up all the puke up off the floor
(Chorus)
GRANOLA HEAD
Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
or getting all screwed up on LSD
or eating Bean sprouts all day long
and smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing Flowers in my hair
and having dirty underwear
(chorus)I don't wanna be a granola head x2
Whacked out hippies brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
I think i'd rather be at home
listening to the Ramones
with a bunch of useless punks
(Chorus)
Oh can't you see
It's not for me
Eating bean sprouts all day long
and smoking pot out of a bong
wearing flowers in my hair
and having dirty underwear
(Chorus)
I WON'T BE
I won't be a big fat nothing cause that just ain't me
I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly
I won't be
I won't be
I won't be no one but me
I won't be a greatful dead freak, that shit makes me puke
I won't be you're boyfriend because I just can't stand you
(Chorus)
MONSTER ZERO
I took her to the drive in, she looking so sweet
We started necking in the back seat
she says shes crazy, well I'm crazy to
I think that bonehead should stop sniffing glue
I think shes nuts I think shes really gone
I think that shes on pot
Shes crazy I'm lazy who gives a fuck
Oh Yeah....
Monster Zero (x4)
I thinks shes wacked out she thinks I'm cheap
I tryed to kiss her, she fell asleep
Thought I impressed her with my Dads car
Shes looking at me like I'm a retard
I think shes nuts I think shes really gone
I think that shes on pot
Shes crazy,I lazy who gives a fuck
Oh Yeah......
Monster Zero(x4)
DAYDREAMING
Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through
But now it ain't since I got you
Oh honey don't don't you be so cool
Stick with me I'll stick with you
Yeah you taught me wrong from right
and now I brush my teeth every night
Oh honey don't don't you be so cruel
Stick wit me I'll stick with you
I used to think some girls were really the most
but I know better now
I always wished and I always hoped
and they always let me down
Is this infatuation or just my imagination
I'm daydreamin my life away cause of you
Yeah I love the funny clothes that you wear
and the little things you do to your hair
Oh honey don't don't you be so cool
Stick with me and I'll stick with you
Yeah I was thinking that my life was all through
But now it ain't since I got you
Oh honey don't don't you be so cool
stick with me and I'll stick with you
I used to think some girls were really the most
But know better now and I always wished and I always hoped
but they always let me down
Is this infatuation or just my imagination
I'm Daydreamin my life away cause of you