GOODBYE CALIFORNIA

I'm gonna shake, I'm gonna shimmy too
I'm gonna shake, I'm gonna really move
I'm gonna ride my skate board all the way
I really dig you beaches and the girls they're all peaches
Yeah, Black's beach is a cool break too
I don't why I'm living this way
I must have coppertone on my brain
It's really fun out in the sun
I fight the mob out in the smog
But you can keep old Californ-i-a
And when you fall into the sea
Don't you look for me, I'll be in Boston hey hey hey

I guess I'm not hip to your kind of trip
Your tan's don't mean **** to me

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So goodbye California
It's really been nice
Goodbye California, goodbye California
make up or die

I'm going back home to the see the Ramones
Get your ass off the phone, lets GO!!!!

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RAMBO RAT

I wish I was back in Vietnam
Killing all those gooks for Uncle Sam
Living in Boston just don't pay
There's no surfing in Dorchester Bay
Kill or be killed, It's dog eat dog
Kill or be killed, It's dog eat dog
My name they call me Rambo Rat
My machine gun and me know where it's at
My name, they call me Rambo Rat
My name, they call me Rambo Rat
Rambo Rat, Rambo Rat, Rambo Rat, Rambo Rat
I think I took a bullet to the head
I used to have some friends, they called me Fred
Getting all ****ed up, the ills
The cocain, the heroin, the pills
Kill or be killed, It's dog eat dog
Kill or be killed, It's dog eat dog

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BURGER KING QUEEN

Well I was making the scene at my local Burger King
And you know the girls were looking real cool
Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow
there's just the chick for me
And I know she must think that I'm screwed
That I'm only interested in food
But when I looked deep into her eyes
I wanted more than just a burger and fries

Well she's my Burger King queen
Burger King queen, Burger King queen,
And she's everything to me
etc, etc,

So anyway, anyhow, holy cowwhat the heck is a sucker to do
And I was I was thinking out loud and I said oh wow
There's just the chick for me
And I know she thinks that I'm screwed
That I'm only interested in food
But when I look deep into hert eyes
I wanted more than a burger and fries

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JUNK FREAK

We're the Titanics and we're not the Voodoo Dolls
We're not Bullet LaVolta and we ain't the 8-balls
We're not as famous as the Pixies or the Bags
Hey, we maybe the Queers but we ain't no fags

I keep on hoping you'll wake up, ya losers
Use what's left of your brain
You don't have to tell me how great you are
Ya stupid, stupid, stupid kid
Ya junk freak etc, etc

This guitar wasn't paid for by my mom and dad
I'm not a college boy in a band, pretending I'm bad
See I'm a loser, a **** up, and an asshole just like you
In my punk rock band thinking I'm so cool

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My girlfriends never satisfied no matter what I do
Hell??? baby, I'm not to impressed with you
I'm sorry wwe're not as famous as Gang Green
We're the queers and I am Joe King

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I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED WITH YOU

Thinkin', drinkin', talkin', squawking,
And hanging out all day
Never ever doing nothing, and you know it's not my way baby
I never ever met a girl like you
I know I like you and you you it's true

And I don't want to get involved with you
I know I'm stupid, but I'm sure not dumb
I kinda like you, you maybe the one

Now I've found a reason to keep living, and it's you
I found a reason to keep doing the things that I wanna do
I never ever met a girl like you
I kinda like you and you know it's true

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GAY BOY

He's a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, a **** up
His boyfriend says, "Come live with me."
His boyfriend says, "Come and amke the scene."
His mom and dad are awful proud
It's perfectly acceptable to be a gay boy,
boy toy, jerk off, **** up

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I MET HER AT THE RAT

I'm really goo-goo over you, I'm mentally retarded too
I lost my brain, and I don't know where
Somewhere down in Kenmore Square
Look mom and dad, I think this ones OK
She's a punk rocker, hey what can I say
So let's get moving, this girls, so groovy
Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at

I met her at the Rat

She cheers me up when I'm feeling blue
Looks for me and does my laundry too
And here I am kissing those lips
Here I am pumping those hips
Look mom and dad, I think this one's OK
She's A punk rocker, hey what can I say
So let's get moving, the girls, so groovy
Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at

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BOOBARELLA

Boobarella, it's funny that's her name
Since I've seen her, I've never been the same
I've saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants

Wouldn't it be neat, wouldn't it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don't ask me where I've been all day
Because you already know what I'll say

Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella, Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella
Boo-Boo-Boo- wontch' be my girl

BooBarella you turned my head around
You know you got my heart all upside down
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records tha she wants
Wouldn't it be neat, wouldn't it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don't ask me where I've been all day
Because you already know what I'll say

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LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

I'm just a stupid kid and I get my kicks
But she left me and it hit me like a ton of bricks
I'm crying, yeah, I'm dying, yeah
And I'm never ever smiling again
See I didn't need the girl and I seemed tough
She left me and I'm taking it a little rough
I'm shattered, yeah, and I'm cracked, yeah
And I'm never ever smiling again
I didn't like her anyway, she'd talk all night
She'd talk all day, I didn't like her anyway
She'd talk all night, and talk all day away
Trouble, trouble, it was all she was looking for

So look at all the girls that pass me buy
And all the jerks that catch their eye
You know it makes me so sick yeah
Here I sit with no one near, a crying in my beer
Love, love, love just ain't a game I play
Oh no, love, love, love just ain't a game I play

Sit right down and take a look at me
I know I'm gonna lose it at the count of three
I'm dying, yeah, I'm crying, yeah
I'm never smiling again