We see you with your ponytail and flannel 'round your waste
Sideburns, goatee, and pimples on your face
According to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip
Do us all a favor, lose the hoop from the lip
You're so bad, you're so sad
You're so bad, you're so sad
Drop the attitude fucker
Drop the attitude dude
Drop the attitude fucker
Fucker, drop the attitude
You think with your antics your parents are in shock
But you look like Bozo in your bright red Docs
You sneer down your nose, look at us with disgust
But you'll never be as famous as us
You're so bad, you're so sad
You're so bad, you're so sad
(Chorus)
3.YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE
Well I got problems, yes I do
But they never get me down
Whenever I see your face, my head starts spinning 'round
A boo-hoo-hoo
Boo-hoo-hoo
I got problems, yes I do
Like a monkey on my back
My girlfriend is seventeen and I'm never turning back
Talk shit, smell bad, yes you're so cool
A clueless fuckup, yes it's true
You make me wanna puke
Make me wanna puke
Make me wanna puke
Make me wanna puke
Puke, and I'm gonna puke all over you
Puke, and I don't know what I wanna do
Puke
Puke
You make me wanna puke
4.TEENAGE GLUESNIFFER
John Rioux was his name
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh he hates his folks
In fact, his whole life is a joke
Well he's only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain's malfunctioning
He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
Shane problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he's a joke
His fanzine is a hoax
Well he's only twentythree
His diet is quite rude
Eat's Denny's and pukes
He's an asshole
He's a bonehead
He's a jerkoff
He's a real waste case
He's a real waste case
He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
5.BEN WEASEL
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I bet you five bucks that he don't like this song
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he dosen't work
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel...
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do
Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his T.V.
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his living room and festers every night
But we know that his bark's worse than his bite
(Chorus)
6.VOODOO DOLL
I know girls, and I know you
And all the stupid games you play
I'm not good enough for you
Well this is what I have to say
You may not know this but hey it's true
He don't love you but I sure
Don't you know
I love you so
All the girls say they're above me
And I know you really love me
But you're just my Voodoo Doll
Oh yeah, just my Voodoo Doll
Oh yeah, just my Voodoo Doll
Oh yeah, just my Voodoo Doll
Oh yeah, just my Voodoo Doll
Walking down the street, staring at my feet
And I'm all alone
Everybody laughs at me
I'm in the Twilight Zone
(Chorus to end)
MIRAGE
I see you standing in the alleys and the hallway's
Corner
I'd love to get you but you vanish through the doorway
And oh wow
All it is to think about you
I love everything about you
Now I know you're real enough
But my imagination is so stunned
That I see you coming into view
And your face is telling me that you
Oh yeah oh, wanna be by my side
Oh yeah oh, now it's finally time
Mirage, that's all you are to me
Mirage, something that I hardly see
So I keep walking through the alleys and the hallways
Where are you
I keep remembering the kisses in the doorway
And car too
How it all comes back to me
The movies ever Saturday
And the places that we use to be
I wish somehow to have that life
Well it use to be
(Chorus)
8.GROUNDED
Caught smoking a cigarette and sucking down on brew
They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room
My mother caught me in her purse, hey that's just my luck
But I needed money for more beer and butts
GO
GO
GO
GO
Grounded, now it's time to suck my thumb
Grounded, I bet dad's on top of mom
Grounded, and I don't know what to do
Grounded, and it ain't too fucking cool
Grounded
Trousers 'round his ankles as he gave me the belt
Dumber than a fence post, that is how I felt
You'd never see this happen on the Brady Bunch
Well I'd love to give my fat old man a great bug fucking punch
(Chorus)
Grounded yeah
9.LIVE THIS LIFE
I'm sick of being pushed around and misunderstood
Explain myself the best I can but it dosen't do any good
I wish Joey was president, oh what can I say
And everybody got to surf like Californ-i-a
And now I wanna kill someone and now I wanna die
But I just think I'll sit in my room and cry
I wish Joey was president, oh what can I say
And everybody got to surf like Californ-i-a
Oh I live this life, and I love it
Oh I live this life, and I love it
Oh I live this life, and I love it
Oh I live this life
You know that I really hate you
And all the fucked-up things that you do
Im doin' OK, so listen to what I say
HEY!
(Chorus)
10.HALF SHITFACED
I think payin' fucking rent sucks
I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
GO!
Our ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off two hundred buck
his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match
(Chorus)
TOO MANY TWINKIES
Ripping off you friends, stuffing your fat face
I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race
Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve
Just look at me and B-Face and try not to barf
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
You're a bunch of rockstars, you're a bunch of lard
And I hate to you, your bass player's a retard
So shut your stupid fat mouth and hang up those guitars
Quit beating off every night and hang up those guitars
(Chorus)
Shut your fuckin' mouth
12.ALL SCREWED UP
I don't know if you like me but it's true
I'm totally retarded for you
May look like it, but I'm not sniffing glue
Or having my mom tell me what to do
It always seems to be one day up and one day down
But I'm anticipating the day when you'll stick around
I'm all screwed up, the girl's got me all screwed
I'm all screwed up, the girl's got me all screwed
I'm all screwed up, the girl's got me all screwed
I'm all screwed up, the girl's got me all screwed
Oh yeah
Disgusted and moping, all bummed out
All I wanna do is sit and pout
I don't know if you like me but it's true
I'm totally retarded for you
It always seems to be one day up and one day down
But I'm anticipating the day when you'll stick around
(Chorus)
All screwed up
She's got me all screwed up
