The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

>      Oh wise and wonderful Oracle, before whom my long distance plan is
> not confusing, please answer my following question:
>
>      I am a faithful (well, semi-faithful) employee of AT&T. In the
> past three months that I have worked as a technical consultant for
> AT&T, I have noticed something distressing:  the logo of AT&T bears a
> striking resemblance to a certain Death Star. Jerre Stead (my boss's
> boss's boss) keeps extoling the virtues of our "Common Bond" which
> sounds suspiciously like the manifesto of the Dark Side.
>      What should I do?
>
>      Sincerely,
>           Michael in "Common Bond"age

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

You have stumbled upon a dreadful secret that was first exposed in the
late 80's by Milo Bloom and his pet penguin Opus.  They were about to
go public with their discovery when they had a late night visit from a
man known simply as DaVader.  The next day they recanted all previous
statements.  What they discovered was this:

1.  AT&T actually stands for Association of Totalitarian Technocrats.
2.  The AT&T "logo" is, in fact, an encrypted blueprint of the Death
    Star, which is easily readable by any Empire technician with the
    "THX-1138 Sly Movie In-Joke Reference Viewer".  Access to these 
    viewers is strictly controlled.  Anyone caught with an unauthorized 
    unit is forced to watch those Candice Bergen Sprint commercials for 
    twenty hours.  This is a fate which has been proven to reduce Grand 
    Admirals to blithering madmen.
3.  AT&T operators are actually responsible for the destruction of
    both Death Stars.  Despite the assertion by Princess Leia that she
    "placed information vital to the Rebel Alliance" into R2-D2, the fact
    is that R2 came across this information when he plugged into the
    Galactic phone system and attempted to dial 1-900-SEXY-BOT.  His call
    was misrouted by a confused operator to the Empire Galactic Domination
    Help Line "Press 71 for a list of Rebel spies, Press 72 for Complete
    plans to Empire's new weapon of terror."  R2, thinking he was supposed
    to enter his name, simply pressed R (7) and  2.  The rest is history.
4.  The "Bothan spies" that were supposed to have died valiantly
    getting the second Death Star information did no such thing.  The worst
    that happened was one of them broke a claw dialing information to get
    Help Line number.

You may ask why the Empire didn't get an unlisted number.  Hey, they
were silly enough to build a second one after it was obvious the first
one was a no-go, so you can't actually expect them to do anything as
difficult as calling the phone company.

The Oracle suggests that you immediately leave your position with the
Empire and dedicate your life to destroying all the "logo" encrusted
billboards in the Galaxy.