Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gruesome.
Gruesome Who?
Gruesome since I saw you last.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne Who?
Wayne Wayne go away.
What do pigs put into
Their computers?
Sloppy discs.
What do you call two
banana peals?
A pair of slippers.
What did the painter
name his son?
art.
What has two banks
but no money?
a river.
I used to be a Safe Driver,
But then I quit.
Who wants to drive a Safe!
More to come...