JOKE ONE:

Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy." Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, " I could throw the three of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

JOKE TWO:

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This misdirected message was inadvertently delivered to my office. Sorry for the delay - I hope it is not too late. Please help forward to the right people.

STARDATE 10357.22 (March 28, 1997)

To: Heaven's Gate Personnel:

DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP OF THE 39 PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL 3024 WHEN WE PASS THE PLANET AGAIN.

DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME

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DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME

 

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