Quotes from the Wizard of Oz

Well, they all aren't from the play/movie/book, but they all from our school play, which was the Wizard of Oz.

Who else would wear the ruby slippers with those socks!
~The Wicked Witch of the West talking about her late sister, the WW of the East

All right, who's the smart aleck who turned my sister into a house.
~The Wicked Witch of the West

You dropped your house on my sister. How could anyone be so unbelievably clumsy?
~The Wicked Witch of the West

Beehive, bah!
~The Tinman(also me, Erica and Eve, but that's another story)

All I ever say is "are you alright?" and "the longest of ways".
~Eve AKA Dorothy

Where in the script does it say :Guard walks across the stage and throws Toto:?
~Mr. Swartz one of our directors

Have you brought your broomstick with you?
~Glinda to Dorothy

Now I know I'm not in Kansas
~Dorothy

This is a highly irregular procedure
~The Wizard of Oz

If I grew there, I'd be petrified.
~Me!!(I'm I tree. YEAH TREES!!)
Lions and Tigers and Bears...Wait isn't it Lions, Tigers and Bears?
~Dorothy, the Scarcrow and the Tinman

Bonk, Bonk
~The directors' heads against the wall

You have a show.
~Ms. Brookes, another director, the day before opening night