Ok, my sis and me were thinking late at night about killing Dorothy. This is what we came up with. the tune is London Bridge (Is Falling Down) This song is rated R for curse words, only 2....or so.
   I do not own any of the people in this story. I wish I did, but I don't. Please enjoy this. Anyone with a sence of Humor should like it.

DON"T NOT READ THIS FIC IF YOU LIKE DOROTHY(but who does?) My sis came up with idea, I just put some in. ***WARNING*** May laugh so much you start crying, I know I did!  Killing Dorothy

(by Sasami-san and Mew-Neko)
Dorothy has four eyebrows, four eyebrows, four eyebrows
Dorothy has four eyebrow She would never pluck them
Relena tied her up one day, up one day, up one day
Relena tied her up one day And gave her a drastic makeover
Yet she's ugly to this day, to this day, to this day
Yet she's ugly to this day because she has no pupils
Her eyes are ugly, blue marbles, blue marbles, blue   marbles
her eyes are simply blue marbles And I think we should kill her
Maybe we should chop her head, chop her head, chop her   head off
Maybe we should chop her head and flush it down the   toilet
Or maybe she should shoot her, toture her, bomb her
Maybe even Deathschythe her Just any way to kill her
Maybe use Heero's death beam, death beam, death beam
We can use Heero's death beam Or even Quatre's throwing knives
I think cannibals should chew her up
No, they shouldn't chew her up
Because they'd just get sick and die Because she's full of poison
In her body, in her brain, in her brain, in her brain
I just think she's plain insane and we should quarantine her
Not even Quatre likes her
And he likes everybody
I think that's just pitiful She's a horrid grasshopper
Trowa's gundam can crush her, crush her, crush her
Trowa's gundam can crush her Into a million pieces
Throw her remains in a furnace Burn her up, burn her up
We can give her to Wufei  To kill with Nataku's deadly flames
Anything she's ever killed, ever killed, ever killed
Should come back from the dead and haunt her in her nightmares
Then Duo should talk her to death, talk her to death   talk her to death
Then Duo will talk her to death about him and Heero    

That's it for now.  Comments and additions to our wonderful song is accepted!