Spam e-mails and how to deal with them

I have recently received so many irritating and stupid Spam e-mails that I have taken to replying to them with what I like to hope are withering responses. I regret to say that the return addreses on most Spam e-mails are fictitious. Consequently, these irritating people have never got to see what I think of them. They have never learnt how deeply I despise them. Never, that is, until now!

I have decided that, if I cannot air my irritation with Spam e-mailer in the in boxes of their own e-mail systems, I shall jolly well air them right here.

In the spirit of one Francis Bacon, who famously said, "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. " I would like to say:

E-mails to a heterogeneous collection of idiots, all of whom should have been strangled at birth:

My reply to some crass piece of nonsense entitled: "why they are searching for a product that can help them achieve this feeling of complete euphoria much more frequently"

From: "Richard Gillard"
To: "Catalina Dalton"
Sent: Wednesday, June 27, 2007 8:18 AM

Subject: Re: why they are searching for a product that can help them achieve this feeling of complete euphoria much more frequently

How very fascinating Catalina. Has it helped with your own depressed libido, functional impotence and sexual weakness?

Best Regards

Richard

----- Original Message -----
From: "Catalina Dalton"
To:
Sent: Friday, January 26, 2001 12:48 AM

Subject: why they are searching for a product that can help them achieve this feeling of complete euphoria much more frequently

It is also useful in alleviating depressed libido, functional impotence and sexual weakness.

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