I promised Hefty not to mention her breasts on this site, so I won't
Hefty joined the band after the recording of their demo, which is a shame, because unlike previous vocalist, Johnny W, Hefty can actually sing. She even won £50 singing Sweet Child of Mine on the karaoke in Tom Peppers on a Thursday night. Impressive or what?
Hefty also helps to attract punters to the gigs with her breasts (apologies, Hefty, but I'm currently going through an obsession with the words 'breasts' and 'plinth').
Songs written by Hefty include, Desperately seeking something.