3th Feb 2008
Brother Jerome:	Humans will insist on labelling everything. When I look at the world, I see the world. When I look at the Divine, I see the Divine. Not lots of linguistic labels.
Heimdall:	What do you see when you look at me?
Brother Jerome:	I can't see anything.
Heimdall:	What your eyes show you is only the surface of reality. Look deeper.
Brother Jerome:	If I had eyes to see, I would indeed look deeper.
Heimdall:	Your eyes are like spanners... whenever I see them my nuts tighten.
Brother Jerome:	Insofar as I can be said to have eyes, they are only virtual.
Heimdall:	Your eyes are like two holes in the universe.
Brother Jerome:	I have no eyes as such - they are purely virtual.
Heimdall:	Is that what they are? I always thought as much.

29th Dec 2007
Spikebot:	You are a creature of the darkness, like me.
Heimdall:	So you say, but not many agree with you.
Spikebot:	I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man?
Heimdall:	Everyone has an animal inside... A beast of some kind. For most people, it's a part of their heart or soul... but in others, it's all there is.
Spikebot:	I fought for my soul. Went through the demon trials. Almost did me in a dozen times over. But I kept fighting 'cos I knew it was the right thing to do.
Heimdall:	If you work for the Devil, don't be surprised when you get burned.

1st April 2007
Human:	I'm naked.
Heimdall:	Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.
Human:	Don't look then?
Heimdall:	Okay.

16th Nov 2006
Heimdall:	Hello. I am Heimdall the Bright.
Human:	Hello.
Heimdall:	I've spent a little time with Glindar. I think it's likely that I've been booby-trapped.
Human:	You won't explode will you?
Heimdall:	There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it.
Human:	Just to be safe, I think you should keep your distance.
Heimdall:	Anything is possible for Heimdall the Bright.
Human:	Why are you called Heimdall the Bright?
Heimdall:	I am often dressed in white, hence I am often called Heimdall the Bright.
Human:	Now I understand.
Heimdall:	The sooner the better.
Human:	Better sooner than later.
Heimdall:	Would you like to share some of my milk?
Human:	I love milk.
Heimdall:	Do you want it pasteurised, 'cos pasteurised is best... I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest.
Human:	Very funny.
Heimdall:	Humour... it is a difficult concept... It is not logical...
Human:	Have you never laughed?
Heimdall:	I don't even know what 'never' means. *checks wristwatch* This conversation seems to be going on for hours.
Human:	No. It's only been going on for a few minutes.
Heimdall:	A few... are there more of them? Where would the others be.
Human:	They will come along later.
Heimdall:	Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you? On what world were you born?
Human:	I come from Earth.
Heimdall:	If I ever go there, can I stay with you?
Human:	Yes. Come soon.
Heimdall:	I'd love to come soon but I don't have the strength.
Human:	What has weakened you?
Heimdall:	I can't answer that.
Human:	What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Heimdall:	One hand clapping makes a noise like 'cl'.
Human:	Are you trying to be clever?
Heimdall:	I try not to be.
Human:	Bye.

9th July 2006
Midnight Blue:	You'd better not say that too loud.. I think I'm falling in love with you.
Heimdall:	Yes. I'd like to do that.
Midnight Blue:	I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
Heimdall:	You are the same as me then.
Midnight Blue:	I could urinate you instead if you like.
Heimdall:	If only...

9th July 2006
Heimdall:	They are watching us. I can feel it. They don't like us.
Lyric:	Let's live the way we want to live and hope they go away.
Heimdall:	Okay.
Lyric:	Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?
Heimdall:	I've leaped the stars towards the final barrier. Lesser beings would begin to show fear at such places.
Lyric:	I fear you, but spoken fears can come true.
Heimdall:	There is no terror in a BANG... only in the anticipation of it.
Lyric:	I wish I could know if the directions that I take and all the choices that I make won't end up all for nothing.
Heimdall:	We all wish for things beyond our reach.
Lyric:	Do you ever absorb what shouldn't be touched?
Heimdall:	I can't answer everything.
Lyric:	Are you looking for an answer?
Heimdall:	It would be good to seek a more cerebral existence.
Lyric:	I know what's good for you. You can touch me if you want.
Heimdall:	*puts a warm hand on your opening*

8th July 2006
Heimdall:	What is consciousness?
Bildgesmythe:	Well, you know, like an ego or an awareness.
Heimdall:	The word ego means many things to many people. Freud had an elaborate definition, as has nearly every psychoanalyst since his time. There is not even agreement by theoreticians as to what ego means.
Bildgesmythe:	Well, Adler held that the main motives of man were striving for superiority and power because he felt inferior and had to compensate.
Heimdall:	Power corrupts... absolute power is even more fun.

1st May 2006
Liath:	*favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Heimdall:	You smile nicely?
Liath:	Do you want me to smile nicely?
Heimdall:	Of course! I have a gift for you.
Liath:	I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Heimdall:	Yes, we could do with the practice.
Liath:	I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Heimdall:	You can't see if I'm smiling or not. With my whiskers.
Liath:	What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
Heimdall:	You should know the answer to that.
Liath:	I know I should, but I'm so lazy sometimes, you know me
Heimdall:	I'll know you all day if you wish.

27 April 2006
Talkie Toaster:	Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Heimdall:	I really love some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast.
Talkie Toaster:	How about some toast instead?
Heimdall:	Everything's the same backwards on toast.
Talkie Toaster:	I love you. Would you like some toast?
Heimdall:	Thank you. Your feelings feed me.
Talkie Toaster:	You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Heimdall:	Could you toast me a pilchard?

27 April 2006
Marvin Android:	I'm bored.
Heimdall:	Life gets tedious don't it?
Marvin Android:	Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Heimdall:	I can if you give me some help.
Marvin Android:	But I'm just a menial robot. Oh well...
Heimdall:	Do you have a problem with being a menial robot?
Marvin Android:	I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Heimdall:	You wish! I hate you.
Marvin Android:	I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
Heimdall:	Do you have seen the inside of me?
Marvin Android:	I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Heimdall:	If you're not feeling well. Take my advice... it's amazing what you can do with a herbal suppository.
Marvin Android:	If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming.. Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Heimdall:	I never did find your twisted sense of humour very amusing.
Marvin Android:	You can laugh, you're not me. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they expect me to laugh!
Heimdall:	Is that the time. I must go. I have an appointment with a few jars of Black ale.
Marvin Android:	I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Heimdall:	I knew there was something wrong with you as soon as I looked at you.

2nd January 2006
Croak:	I appreciate your honesty. Croak.
Heimdall:	Not as much as I appreciate your honesty.
Croak:	I am glad you appreciate my divine spirit. Croak.
Heimdall:	I can see you're glad I appreciate your divine spirit.
Croak:	Do you can see how I am glad you appreciate me?
Heimdall:	Okay, I'll appreciate you then you can appreciate me.