CUM ON EVERYBODY
Eminem
[Girl]
Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit [Em] Yo, mic check Testing one, two,
um... twelve (whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz) [Em] This is my dance song
(Outsidaz) Can you hear me? (Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee) [Em] Aight, ay turn
my headphones up (bust it bust it)
[Eminem] My favoite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt Cobain's head,
when he shot himself dead Women all grabbin at my shishkabob Bought Lauryn
Hill's tape so her kids could starve (I can't stand white people!) You thought I
was livid, now I'm even more so Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat I
got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*} I'm in the fourth row,
signin autographs at your show (Yo can you sign this right here?) I just
remembered that I'm absent minded Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find
it I'm freestylin every verse that I spit cause I don't even remember the words
to my shit (umm, one two) I told the doc I need a change in sickness and gave a
girl herpes in exchange for syphilis Put my LP on your Christmas gift list You
wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X)
[Eminem] Yo.. yo yo yo yo I tried suicide once and I'll try it again That's why
I write songs where I die at the end Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle
finger was stuck and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I
SUCK!!!) I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd and yell out loud, "All
y'all get the hell out now" Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry (But
Eminem this is your record release party!) I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I
took a hammer and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford Guess I'm just a
sick sick bastard who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it
all) One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet I feel like my head
has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage (ohhhhhhh) And if you ever see a
video for this shit I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X)
[Eminem] Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit Cause they think that I'm a
motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*} So I told em I was Mike D They was
like, "Gee I don't know, he might be!" I told em, "Meet me at Kid
Rock's next concert I'll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out
(bye!!)" Then I jetted to the weed house Smoked out til I started bustin
freestyles Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick (*slurping*} Made a couple of
crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring, click*] "Ken Kaniff from Connecticut,
can you accept?" I wanna make songs all the fellas dub And murder every
rich rapper that I'm jealous of So just remember when I bomb your set Yo, I only
cuss to make your mom upset
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (20X)