The Boyfriend List
Dean was a simple man.
He didn't have a job.
Eric was the one who ran,
And yet he was a slob.
Joseph played basketball.
He played very well.
Michael couldn't cook at all.
He made the kitchen look like hell.
Andrew played the bass guitar.
He was in a band.
Tim believed he was the czar
Of a very distant land.
Brad asked me to marry him.
I said, "Not today!"
Darryl went to the gym.
I soon found out that he was gay.
Shawn was really smart.
He got "A's" at school.
Thomas was into art.
He dressed really cool.
Steve was a computer whiz.
He went on the "net."
Daniel always took off his
Shirt if it was wet.
John had the prettiest eyes.
They were blue-green.
David always told lies.
He was pretty mean.
Mark used to always buy
The things that cost the least.
Robert was a religious guy.
After me, he became a priest.
Patrick was really athletic.
He kept himself in shape.
Scott was really pathetic.
He always wore a cape.
Marvin was a disk jockey.
He was always on the air.
Matthew liked to play hockey.
He played by the rules, and he was fair.
Randall collects many things.
He even collects hats.
Tony has ten pairs of earrings,
And a house full of cats.
George was a play actor.
He always gets jet lag.
Paul always wore "Max Factor."
He really liked to dress in drag.
Maxwell was really "preppy."
He always wore a sweater.
Jake was always "peppy."
He made bad times feel much better.
Jimmy used to wear his shades
Every single night.
Allen wore his hair in braids.
It was such a nasty sight.
William won a Pulitzer
For writing many books.
Ralph drank a Vodka Spritzer.
Then he gave me dirty looks.
Sam owned a lot of shoes.
He wore them on his feet.
Christian never paid his dues.
He's a bum living on the street.
Joshua was in a cult.
His friends worshiped a dog.
Greg never acted like an adult.
He even swallowed a "Lincoln Log."
Byron was a sports agent.
He also liked to draw.
Jeremy had a German accent.
He always used to say, "Yah!"
Charles used to always snack.
He got really big.
Jeff liked his coffee black,
As he drove his big rig.
Keith taught History.
He liked it as a kid.
Ryan was a mystery.
Whatever I told him to do, he did.
Henry took many Kung Fu classes.
He was very scared.
Nick always wore his glasses.
He was visually impaired.
Jason doesn't believe in God.
He's a Atheist.
Russel has the bod.
I chose him to end this list.
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