#74. 9 On Friday...
By: Devin Murphy
9 on Friday and all in a minivan
Man ant it all so vary much grand
Well that’s till the engin blows smoke
The engin’s blowin’ smoke so we’re pullin’ over
Everyone get out I’m callin’ a tow truck
Thank goodness this minivan is AAA roadside insured
We’ll still arrive at the con on time?
Hell no more like 6 in the mornin’
‘Cause we’re waiting for contact with a rental
Oh my rental has arrived, but something’s wrong
They have given us a Geo Metro car
We’re 7 and Geo Metro hold max 5
So I guess we’re just screwed aren’t we?
No sometimes the shack on wheels sows up
It always gets you to cons on time
And Stephen and Albert bring it to us
Yes there hear to save the day again
We’ll get to the con all tied up
Tied up in hay from farmer O'Haybeard’s field
Or mabe with magic lickerish and movie certificates
Who knows how Stephen and Albert do it?
But at least we got to the con
Well with gingerbread slippers on both our feet
And hot papers growin’ out of our ears
Last modified on: WE/7-23/08