Blasterman Knowledge Base
- Blasterman
- ESBG
- Shooter Dude
- Laserboy
Woo-hoo! Our
hero! Blasterman! Basically, the leader of the Blasterman's Army, which is the
strongest force in the FUS, an Admiral, owns the biggest ship in the fleet, has
an annoying little brother who likes to pull pranks, graduated at the top of his
class at the Commanding Officer's Academy, hates the ESBG and everything about
him, except when they're under attack by the Kilathians, and his favourite
saying is, "If I have a laser by my side, I'm happy."
Evil Smelly Bad Guy XII is the current
leader of the ESBG Empire, and is a no good, smelly, evil, gross, evil,
never-had-a-shower-in-his-life, evil, mostly human, evil, part android, evil
THING that hates the FUS. But mostly Blasterman's Army, and Blasterman himself.
The ESBG has gotten over 2900 laser burns, most made by Blasterman. Ouch.
His left arm is robotic, and he smells like something that was left over from
one of his mutated sludge monster things. 'Nuff said.
Our hero's best friend and colleague, Shooter Dude has a neural network
replacement implant in his brain. It also makes him a pretty darn good pilot,
and a fast shot. But it also can make him want to find the ESBG and shoot him.
Which is why we have a dozen indestructible, life-sized, ESBG statues in the
training yard.
Our hero's prank-pulling little
brother. A pretty good tactical officer for the Platinum Eagle, and also a
really good practical joker. Groan.
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Revised:
03/31/07.