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Dark Matches:
Billy Kidman Vs. Chris Benoit
Winner: Chris Benoit
How: Via Crossface
Christian Vs. John Cena
Winner: Christian
How: Via Un-Prettier
RAW is WARThe pyro’s go off and all the fans begin to cheer as a new era in wrestling begins and the NMW kicks off, the fans are on their feet as we head over to J.R and Jerry “The King” Lawler.
'BBQ Sauce Drinking Sunuvabitch' Jim Ross: Hello everyone and what a show we have lined up for you this evening, four way elimination for the intercontinental title and a great main event, plus the road to king of the ring begins tonight
'Tha Burger King' Jerry Lawler: that’s right J.R it takes a king to know a king and tonight we will see just who will be crowned the next King! Or actually, who will have the CHANCE to be crowned King!
At that point the music to no chance in hell fills the arena and Vince McMahon comes out to a chorus of boos from the audience, Vince smiles and struts his way down to the ring, he climbs into the ring and takes the mic off Lilian Garcia, the crowd finally settle down and allow Vince to speak
'He's' Vince McMahon 'Damnit': Thank you, for that warm, warm welcome (crowd boo) SHADDUP! Now I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome you to my new federation - no mercy wrestling. A company that will indeed show no mercy as it climbs its way to the top of the game, now people may ask me why should I leave a company that has been at the top for so many years, and the truth is I was sick and tired of it, I was fed up of idiots with power trying to run my company, every week losing me ratings because of their inadequacies so enough was enough and here we are - A NEW ERA has been born. Now tonight, in this, very,ring……………
Suddenly back in black fills the sound system around the arena and Eric Bischoff comes out onto the stage, the shock on Vinces face is evident as Bischoff has a big wide grin on his face as he walks down to the ring, he climbs into the ring and offers to shake Vince’s hand, Vince doesn’t do so and just stares at him rather cautiously Eric grabs a mic.
'He's' Vince McMahon 'Damnit': YOU.. What the hell are you doing here!?
'Just For Men Spokesmen' Eric Bischoff: Vince that is no way to talk to your assistant now is it (vince looks concerned) you see Vince when you left the WWE well I had to as well, you see I am not contracted to them, I was contracted to you, so here I am ready to serve this company in the amazing way that I did so for the WWE.
Vince is ready to respond when suddenly the arena goes dark and the countdown begins, the fans get on their feet as they realise Y2J is about to enter the scene. The countdown finishes and Y2J is standing on the ramp way as the fans chant Y2J is ready to speak.
'Why Too Jay' Chris Jericho: WELCOME TO, RAW .. IS .. JERICHOOOOOO!!!!! And my my my, we have only been on the air five minutes and already we have two ass clowns standing in the ring (crowd cheer) It is very nice that you are having a little reunion but please for the love of god stop kissing and SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!! (crowd laugh) all Y2J is out here for is that he knows the draw is to be made for the king of the ring and instead of wasting time Y2J wants to see you make the draw now!!!!!!
Y2J stands there waiting for a response as Bischoff whispers something to Vince who suddenly smiles.
'He's' Vince McMahon 'Damnit': you know Eric has just advised me that we have a federation of 17 superstars - now if you work that out Jericho - that means one man is going to miss out, seeing as though you are out here insulting us, and running your mouth, you have made that decision easy. Later on tonight we will have a draw for the king of the ring, the winner will also be declared the new World Champion - and Jericho, you are banned from the tournament (crowd boo)
Y2J looks angry and starts making his way down to the ring but security guards rush in and stop him getting there.
'Just For Men Spokesmen' Eric Bischoff: Now now chris we wouldn’t want to have to further punish you for your actions now would we, be wise Jericho you got a match tonight - good luck. ,br>
'He's' Vince McMahon 'Damnit': Listen to the music Jericho - don’t cross the boss because you got….
NO CHANCE IN HELL hits the arena as vince and bischoff shake hands as Jericho is being escorted to the back looking extremely pissed off. The crowd are booing as Vince & Eric go to the back.
8888#THUGGIN AND BUGGIN# hits the PA, as Rodney Mack, accompanied by the infamous Whitey-Slayer Theodore Long both make their respective ways to the ring. Mack slides in and holds his arms high above his head, and Long, dressed in one of his usual white striped, sky blue suits stays on the apron applauding the mack man. #MEDAL# then blasts the PA, as the olympian himself from Pittsburgh, PA, Kurt FRICKIN Angle steps through those black curtains with a rousing ovation of pyrotechnics directly behind him. Angle preps himself up and struts his usual cocky strut to the steps. Kurt climbs the steps and goes through the ropes, not taking his eyes off of Rodney Mack, as slowly #OH YEEEEEEEAAAAH!# the mischevious music of Matt Hardy v1 cranks up the crowd, as Matt then appears at the entrance. Hardy darts to the ring, and slides in under the bottom rope, only to be met with a boot from Angle to the head of Hardy! The bell rings, and the match is officially underway.7777
8888Kurt continues to go to work on Matt Hardy, laying the boots to his head. Angle turns around only to see Rodney Mack right behind him, and nails him in the head with a roundhouse kick sending Angle crashing to the mat. Hardy makes his way up and bolts towards Mack, in return gets met with a thunderous powerslam down. Theodore Long is seen outside of the ring as usual, looking buff as ever, cheering on Rodney when a white fan flicks Long in the back of his bald head causing Long to fall out unconsious. Rodney sees this and screams out to the fan, but for his troubles is met with a roll up by Kurt Angle from behind. Angle holds the tights.. one.. two.. NO! Hardy jumps on both of the men, making sure the fall doesn't commince. Matt pulls up Angle and hits several good lefts and rights on to him before throwing him in to the ropes and being met with a clothesline nearly taking Kurt's head off, but not from Matt, from Mack! Mack intercepted Hardy's game plan, and in return Matt tries to fight back on to Rodney, but when Hardy throws a furious right Mack ducks. Go behind on Hardy now, set up, hooked german suplex! Mack holds him down! 1... 2... 3!7777
#TIME TO PLAY THE GAME# hits the PA and Triple H appears at the entrance ramp, in his usual attire; bright red tights along with knee pads and boots, and the trademark wetted hair running down the back of the game.

Trips has a bottle of water in his right hand. He takes a gulp and looks up to the ceiling, misting the water out. He continues making his way up the ramp and to the ring, where he gets to his destination and takes another gulp. Trips gets atop the ring apron, and waits for the music cue before he mists the water out and on to the 4th row of fans.
‘BBQ Sauce Drinking Sunuvabitch’ Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen! He is here, he is live, and ya can bet your bottom dollar that he is NOW! He is the GAME and he’s right here on RAW!
‘Tha Burger King’ Jerry Lawler: Ahhhhh I can’t WAIT JR! Shawn Michaels, Triple H, the infamous rematch that we’ve ALL been waiting for is coming up NEXT! Hahaaaa!
NMW fades in to a commercial as the last thing the camera shows is Triple H holding his arms up in triumph on the top far right turnbuckle.
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RAW comes back on the air to the blast of #OOOOH, OOOOH, OOOOOOOOH! I Think I’m Cute *Da Dum Da Dum* I Know I’m Sexy *Da Dum Da Dum* I Got The Looks *Da Dum Da Dum* That Drive The Girls Wild#

‘BBQ Sauce Drinking Sunuvabitch’ Jim Ross: KING! KING LOOK AT THAT! This man is NOT here to wrestle, and ya can tell by his so called ‘attire’! This man is in his street clothes, he’s not come for a wrasslin’ match, he’s come for a FIGHT against the GAME!
‘Tha Burger King’ Jerry Lawler: JR it may be a fight he’s come for but I STRONGLY doubt it’s gonna be a fight that he’ll win!
‘BBQ Sauce Drinking Sunuvabitch’ Jim Ross: Ya gotta realize, it’s not about who’s bigger, it’s not about who’s stronger! It’s about havin’ the desire in your heart to WIN King! And that is EXACTLY what Shawn Michaels has right here tonight!
HBK and Trips both circle the ring, neither taking an eye off one another. The bell sounds.. And the match, begins. Trips runs in for a collar and elbow tie up but HBK slips out and gets a reverse hammerlock on to the game. Hunter lets out a scream of pain as HBK tightens his grip, only to be met with an elbow to the chin of Shawn Michaels. Triple H pulls Shawn up by the hair and gives him a kick in to the stomach, as well as a right hand to the back of the head of Michaels sending him crashing down on to the mat. Trips circles the ring with a cocky smirk, knowing full well that he’s in control of the match. He turns to Shawn, who tries to get to his feet and gives him a huge D-X crotch chop out of intemidation, before kicking him right in the temple, sending him crashing right back down to that mat. Trips lets out a laugh towards Michaels, before giving him a look that looks like it’s almost out of pity. He grabs the shirt of HBK and pulls on it, but as he pulls Shawn up he nails Trips with a low blow sending him down to both knees with a big THUD!
‘Tha Burger King’ Jerry Lawler: HEY THAT’S CHEATING!
‘BBQ Sauce Drinking Sunuvabitch’ Jim Ross: Shut your ass burger boy!
Shawn starts to strut around the ring as if a huge jolt of life has just emerged in to the body of the Heartbreaka’ himself. HBK goes out of the ring to get |
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