It's time for ZWF Thursday Mayhem! The show kicks off with a great array of pyros shooting off around the ring and the entrance ramp. We see many shots of the crowd, who are holding up signs, in support of their favorite ZWF superstars. The shot then changes to Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler sitting at ringside, they look very pleased to be calling the great matches on tap for the card tonight.
(~) Jim Ross (~) Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ZWF Thursday Mayhem! We have a great card on our hands tonight, what includes, first in our Rookie Wire match, The Preacher of Darkness taking on The Master, sure to be a great match, we also have tonight in our main even of Mayhem, Kurt Angle taking on the Shooter, in a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!! By God, I'm exited!
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) Calm down J.R.! Take your medication before you have another heart attack or something! Yeah all those matches you mentioned are on the show, but what I'm most excited about is ... PUPPIES! Yes, that's right Steph is teaming up with that punk Jerry Lynn to take on Torrie Wilson and Triple H, two great divas in one great match, I can't wait J.R.!
(~) Jim Ross (~) Anyway, with that said, let's get started out here tonight, we will be kicking off with the Rookie Wire a new segment here on Mayhem. It is a spotlight show to feature new and up-coming rookies that are almost ready for the Mayhem card, but just not quite there. So let's get started .....
J.R. is cut-off as "Loose Yourself" by Eminem hits the speakers and the fans erupt, as the Master comes out from the backstage arena.
(~) Lilian Garcia (~) Making his way down to the ring he is one of the newest addtions here to the ZWF, he is The Master!
He slaps a few fans hands as he walks down the entrance ramp. He slides into the ring and and awaits his opponent.
When suddenly The Preacher's theme hits the speakers and the fans give a mixed reaction to this amminous superstar. He walks out and slowly, spookily, makes his way down the ramp.
(~) Lilian Garcia (~) He is making his way down to the ring, The Master's opponent for this evening, he is The Preacher of Darkness!
He then walks to the ring steps, he pauses, and fireworks explode out of the four ring turnbuckles. They fans gasp, and Master gets a somewhat scared look on his face. Preacher then steps up into the ring and walks over to the center of the ring, standing nose-to-nose with the Master. The bell sounds and the match begins. Master pushes Preacher who pushes him right back, letting him know he won't back down to him. He then grabs Master in a headlock and Irish whips him into the rope he trys for a clothesline, but Master ducks he nails Preacher with a huge jumping forearm shot! He then gets up and and trys to grab and pick up Preacher, but he is lowblowed instead and falls to the mat, both men now both lay on the mat. Preacher gets up and gets on top of Master nailing him with a tremendous combo of rights and lefts, busting him wide open!
(~) Jim Ross (~) Oh my God, King! The Master has been busted wide open from those punches straight to the head!
Preacher is still continuing his onslaught, he then gets up and takes Master up with him, he sets Master up and choke slams him to the mat. He then goes for the pin.. 1..2..3! Preacher then gets as the lights flash to a pitch blackness, you can see the people in the crowd lighting their lighters making a flickering eiry light in the crowd, his music hits and he extis the ring.
Winner by pinfall: Preacher of Darkness
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) Wow, J.R., what a great match, I mean even though this Master guy, does suck HORRIBLY, and he can't rap either, he's white I dont know why he tries!
(~) Jim Ross (~) Shut up King, you've already offended pretty much the whole world with your stupid ass commemnts, there's no need to now offend the roster! Anyway, our next match here on the Rookie Wire is between some great new-comers H.J. Storm taking on the former great WWE superstar, Johnny Stamboli. Let's get started
H.J. Storm's music hits as he makes his way down the ring, the fans erupt, as they love this new comer here in the ZWF. He has a huge smile on his face and a huge opportunity to make a name for himself, if he pulls the victory off. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and raises both arms as the fans continue to cheer.
(~) Lilian Garcia (~) Already in the ring he is H.J. Storm!
No sooner has she annoucned his name than Johnny Stamboli's music hits the arena as the fans let out a loud round of boos, they truely do hate this man! He walks out with a pissed off look on his face, as always and gets in a fans face threatening to hit him, he then re-thinks this and gets into the ring. He gets in and get to the top rope and begins to taunt the fans.
He then is pulled down by Storm and he begins to pumble Johnny. Johnny then switches it up and turns him over and pounds in his face for a while. He then gets up and taunts the fans once more before going for a well executed running leg drop on Storm, he hits it!
(~) Jim Ross (~) Man, Storm is really taking a beating at the hands of Stamboli.
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) No way J.R., I mean we aren't blind we can see the action in the ring just as well as you can!
Johnny then picks Storm and begins to beat him once more, until Storm counters with a drop kick, he then gets Johnny down to the mat. He puts a very, very painful looking armbar submission, Johnny tries to resist the pain, but he then a few minutes later, TAPS OUT!
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) Wow, what a win for this kid Storm, even though Stamboli should have one, I mean, just look at this guy Storm, I mean his finisher is what Stormfront... come now! Are you kidding me?
(~) Jim Ross (~) King, what in the hell are you talking about, who cares what his finishing manuver is, he got the victory and he's a great one talent and for that matter a hell of a nice young man that's the important thing!
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) His move still has a stupid name!
(~) Jim Ross (~) (rolls his eyes) Whatever you say King, whatever you say.
Winner by submission: H.J. Storm
Commercial Break
(~) Jim Ross (~) Welcome back fans, we're now ready to kick off the Mayhem matches of tonight's broadcast!
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) Yeah! I'm glad to have those rookie matches out of the way, I was about to fall asleep!
(~) Jim Ross (~) You know King, you were a rookie one day, and you had to start out small and work your way up and look what it got you, well let's not compare them to you, I mean you are the one sitting here wearing a cape and crown on your damn head!
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) J.R.! You better watch your self tonight!
The arena then fades to black and flouresent lights flash over the entrance way as Jeff Hardy's music kicks up, the fans give a mixed reaction. He walks out in his glow in the dark body paint and dancin' away as always.
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) J.R., what's the deal with this guy and he's weird dressing habits, especially that strange paint he has all over his face and arms?
(~) Jim Ross (~) King, now really come on, do we really need to start this again about gimmicks, you know you do, as I said, wear that crow...
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) J.R.! What did I tell you!
(~) Lilian Garcia (~) Making his way down to the ring, from Camren, North Carolina, he is the Extreme One, Jeff Hardy!
Jeff continues dancing his way down the ramp with the lights still flashing. He then jumps up to the ring apron and jumps over the top rope into the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring. "Buzzkill" hits the arean as the fans erupt... they wait a few seconds and no one comes out... they wait alittle longer... no one comes out.. they wait even longer.. and still no Syxx. They stop the music leaving the fans booing and confused, the wait about 3 minutes and re-start the music, still no Syxx. Jeff Hardy then grabs the mic from Lilian.
(~) Jeff Hardy (~) HAHA! Oh yeah, did I forget to mention, Syxx won't be joining us tonight, you see he had a little .. uhh.. car trouble! Yeah that's it car trouble, can we roll the footage. The crew hears this and plays a video on the ZWF-Tron. It starts out with Syxx driving his white Toyata Tundra into the arena parking lot here at the MCI Center. Then is shows Jeff driving a HUGE black Ford Powerstroke, come out nailing him in the front, he then reverses and does it again, and again. He then screeches off leaving the scene. We then see the door of the Tundra fly open, and Syxx falls out of it a bloody mess, looking very, VERY worse for the ware, to say the least. The video then stops and the scene returns to the ring.
(~) Jeff Hardy (~) HAHA, oh my that just cracks me up, I finally took out that little punk and showed all you fans I really never cared what you thought of me, I destroyed your little hero in Syxx, no worries though he was just a punk and had no talent, he'll be out for a LONG, LONG time, that's for damn sure! HAHA!
(~) Jim Ross (~) Oh my god King, what kind of sick, sorry excuse for a human being is Jeff Hardy for doing that to Syxx. I mean the man was here and ready for his match until he was blidesided by the damn Jeff Hardy and his huge truck, I can't believe this has happend!
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) HAHA, what do you mean J.R., that was great! I mean that punk Syxx, finally got put in his place, I don't think he'll be running his mouth about kicking Jeff and Stin's asses now, will he, haha Yahoo Jeff!
(~) Jim Ross (~) I can't believe you sometimes I really can't.. we'll be right back .. I can't .. I just can't believe this ...
Winner by countout: Jeff Hardy
Commercial Break
(~) Jim Ross (~) Welcome back, fans if you've just joined us we just saw a truely sick display from Jeff Hardy, he hit Syxx with a truck leaving him bloodied and battered, obviously taking him out of action for an un-determind period of time, and needles to say he was in no shape to compete in the match, because of it's graphic content, we can not show you the tape again, but let's just put it this way, if I were you, I wouldn't wanna see it! Just trust me on this one fans, you'd have to be a sicko just like Jeff Hardy and my broadcast colleuge here to enjoy it! With that said let's get back to our show, the next match is sure to be a great one. It is for the ZWF Hardcore Championship, the champion, Sting is set to defend against The Rock!
"If Ya Smell What The Rock Is Cookin" hits the arena as the fans erupt, he walks out from behind the curtain and stares around at his millions and millions of fans. He then walks down to the ring with a very determind look on his face, he truely wants this title around his waist at the end of the night.
He gets into the ring and awaits his opponent, when suddendly.. the lights go out and the arena goes completly black when they come back on about thirty seconds later Sting is already in the ring and has cracked the Rock over the head with his infamous black baseball bat!
(~) Jim Ross (~) By God! Sting is already in the ring he posted a cheating sneek attack on the Rock!
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) What do you mean cheated? Cheated? Hell, J.R., this is a HARDCORE TITLE MATCH, there are no rules! You can't really cheat in this one!
Sting continues beating the rock with the baseball bat, but the Rock then gets up and grabs the bat from Sting hitting him right in the face with it, busting him wide open, making his white face pain turn blood red! Rock throws the bat out of the ring and goes and sets up a table outside the ring.
(~) Jim Ross (~) The Rock has set up a table on the outside this one is truely intense!
The Rock then grabs Sting and drags him outside. He then Rock Bottom's him through the table. The ref runs outside and makes the count. 1..2..3!
(~) Jerry "The King Lawler (~) What a great match J.R., we have a new ZWF Hardcore Champion, The Rock!
(~) Jim Ross (~) Yes, King, it was a hell of a match, and I love to see a title change hands whenever it possible!
The Rock then grabs his newly one title and jumps up to the turnbuckle, he holds his title up high as the fans erupt for their new Hardcore Champion. He peers down to the fallen Stinger as he then jumps down and leave the ring.
Winner by pinfall and NEW ZWF Hardcore Champion: The Rock
(~) Jim Ross (~) What a great match! I'm still thinking about it, as I'm sure as of all of you are! Anyway, next up we have yet ANOTHER, if you can believe it, great match for you when Raven takes on Y2J Chris Jericho, in a Raven's Rules match! Which means pretty much there are no rules!
Raven's theme hits the speakers as the fans begin to boo very, very loudly and he walks out with his arms raised as always. He has a very sadistic, somewhat frighning smile on his face.
He slides in under the bottom rope of the ring and then sits in the corner of the turnbuckle (old school WCW style) he awaits his opponent. "King of My World" by Saliva hits as the fans give somewhat of a mixed reaction for Chris Jericho as he makes his way out, he doesn't care though, in his mind, he is the best! He gets into the ring and Raven emediately goes after him taking out his knees and leaving him lying on the mat in pain. He goes outside the ring and grabs a chair and bring it back into the ring where he pounds on Jericho's knees. He then sets up the chair and Irish whip Jericho into the ropes and then hits a drop toe hold, making Jericho's face hit the chair, head on! He then gets up and taunts the fans on the top ropes. He is doing so and Jericho, who has now been busted open and recovered somewhat gets up. He walks over to Raven and lowblows him. He goes outside the ring and reaches under the ring for a weapon of his own.
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) Oh my, this is great, already alot of blood and now Jericho's getting a weapon, I'm loving this!
Jericho finds a ladder under the ring and and a table. He gets into the ring and hits Raven with a huge chair shot to the face ensuring he'll be down for a while. Then he goes back outside the ring and bring in the ladder setting it up near the middle of the ring. He walks back out and gets the table, setting it up directly in the center of the ring. He then his Raven one last time in the face with a chair, just for good measure. He picks the fallen man up and sets him face up, laying him down on the table. Jericho then climbs the ladder.
(~) Jim Ross (~) good God, good God, what's he gonna do, what's he gonna do?!
Jericho then jumps off the top of the atleats 8 foot ladder splashing the already half unconcious Raven through the table! He ends up being on top of him and the ref administers the count. 1..2..3!
Winner by pinfall: Chris Jericho
Commercial Break
(~) Jim Ross (~) We're all set for our next match now after that blockbuster, wow what atheletisism by Jericho, he truely is a great performer. Our next match is all set, the inter-gender tag team match!
 
"Our Time" Hits as Triple H and Torrie Wilson make their way out from the bag, they look very eager to start this match. Just then Jerry "Praise" by Sevendust hits the speakers and Jerry Lynn and Steph walk out to a mixed reaction.
 
They reach the ring and the bell sounds with Triple H and Jerry Lynn starting it out, these two have a true hatred for each other. Triple H pumbles Jerry Lynn with a barage of rights and lefts and then a couple kicks to the midsection. Triple H then sets him up for an early Pedigree, but Jerry reverses in sending Trips flying through the air and lading flat on his back. Jerry takes this to his advantage and being the high flyer that he is, quickly jumps up to the top rope and hits a moonslaut hitting HHH right dead on. He goes for the cover. 1..2..Kick out! Triple H then gets back up as Lynn is argueing with the ref, about a supposed slow count, Trips grabs Jerry and hits a reverse neck breaker. He then gets on top of Jerry and starts beating the hell out of him and screaming, that he'll learn not to mess with the game! He is then pulled off by the ref for using a closed fist, this gives Jerry Lynn the opportunity to get a tag to his partner Steph. Triple H now must do the same so he tags in Torrie Wilson. The two divas go at it for a while, with Steph seeming to have the upperhand. Torrie trips Steph up and hits her with a devastating piledriver and goes for the cover. 1..2..3! Jerry Lynn becomes infuriated and gets into the ring and starts yelling at Steph then slaps her making her fall to the groud. This strangely, angers Triple H and he gets into the ring and punches Jerry straight out! He then helps Steph up and the two stare at each other, Triple H then rolls out of the ring. Steph is left with a suprised and confused look on her face as the show goes to a commercial.
Winners by pinfall: Triple H and Torrie Wilson
Commercial Break
(~) Jim Ross (~) Wow King, that was very strange, Triple H actually helped out his hated enemey, his former wife, Stephanie!
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) Well Jerry tried to warn everyone including Torrie but they just wouldn't listen, I knew it all along that the two of them very still in it together!
(~) Jim Ross (~) King, just because he helped out a woman being abused by a man twice her size doesn't mean anything, who knows if they are back together, only the two of them can answer that question, but anyway let's get on with our next match it's a triple threat match for both the TV and European Titles!
"Loose Yourself" by Eminem hits the arena speakers as Moonwolfe makes his way out hell bent on re-gaining his Television Championship, a title he lost last Monday on Lightning.
He slides into the ring and awaits his opponents the champs.
"Glass Shatters" blares out out over the entrance ramp as Austin comes out with his TV Title belt over his right shoulder he gets into the ring throwing the belt to the outside and taking his vest off, he goes right at it trading punches with Moonwolfe.
The nWo theme hits as Scott Hall, still very angry about the earlier actions of Jeff Hardy to his best friend Syxx, runs out also throwing his vest off and European Title to the outside. He runs in and all three men begin to go at it. Austin hits an early stunner on Hall knocking him out cold. Moonwolfe and Austin begin to go at it for a little while with Austin taking the upperhand. Moonwolfe then hits Austin with a hard DDT right down to the mat. He then takes the inititive and jumps to the top rope. He hits the top rope calamity and goes for the pin. 1..2..3!
(~) Jim Ross (~) Moonwolfe has won the first fall! That makes him the NEW ZWF European Champion!
Moonwolfe then gets up and goes after Hall who has just gotten back up Hall hits him with several kicks to the midsection and sets him up with a fall-away slam, but Moon reverses it. Suddendly a man dressed in all black and a black ski mask jumps up over the barcade and runs into the ring, giving Moon a devestating pile driver and placing Hall over Moon. The ref unbeknowence to this, makes the count. 1..2..3! This man jumps for joy outside the ring and runs in with Hall's new TV title and helps him up then hands it to him.
(~) Jerry "The King" Lawler (~) Who is this man, who is he? Scott Hall is the NEW TV Champ, but also we must know who is is!
The man rips off his mask.. revealing himself as, STEVE CORINO, the newest member of the ZWF and now the newest member of the nWo! He and Hall celebrate as the show fades to a commercial break.
Winner of the first fall, by pinfall, and NEW ZWF European Champion: Moonwolfe
Winner of the second fall, by pinfall, and NEW ZWF Television Champion: Scott Hall
Commercial Break.
"Olympic Anthem" hits as Kurt Angle walks out to a somewhat mixed reaction by the capcity crowd on hand. He is wearing his Olympic gold medals around his neck and holds arms up.
He gets into the ring and awaits the Shooter, who's music hits and he runs down the ring, eager to start this falls count anywhere match.
He hits the ring and the bell sounds. The two men go at it for awhile and Shooter then gets the upperhand nailing angle with a pump handle slam, and then goes to the top rope and jumps off trying for a frogsplash, but misses leaving him rything in pain on the mat. Angle then gets up and begins to drag Shooter up the ramp. He then hits the Olympic Slam on the hard steel stage.
(~) Jim Ross (~) God almight King! Angle's just slammed Shooter right on that steel entrance ramp!
He then throws Shooter off the ramp, making fall atleast 10 feet straight onto the hard concrete floor, busting him open everywhere! Angle then jumps down and elbow drops him, and makes the pin. 1..2..3!
(~) Jim Ross (~) Wow King, what a great match, could you believe that?! What a great match and for that matter a great show, we're completely out of time fans we'll see you on Lightning this Monday LIVE on TNN!!
Winner by pinfall: Kurt Angle
The show fades with the ZWF logo flashing across it and then fades to black.
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