Triple H then gets on the ring apron and does his usual taunt. He unstraps hisTag Team Title and gets on the top turnbuckle to the far east and raises it high in the air. Triple H takes a microphone from Lillian Garcia, and puts the title over his shoulder. He raises the mic to his mouth and begins to talk. Triple H: Ya know I know I lost to alot of people... in alot of matches, and I’ve beaten alot of people too. But I can guarantee one thing, ACW won’t one of those people that I lose to. in that one match last week but that was easily one of the easiest matches in ZWF Thursday Mayhem’s history and you know it! We worked our asses off to bring you all entertainment in that match and you can bet your asses that we delivered I a big big way, but I doubt Moonwolfe can say the same thing! I felt good about that match even though it wasn‘t a good match. I felt good because another rookie‘s blood is now on my hands, then the next day, what is it that I hear? I hear I am fighting ACW for me and Justin Credible’s Tag title! Now I am going to tell you right now that was the biggest joke in my career. I am main event material man! One week I am fighting Moonwolfe the next week I am fighting those pieces of shit that is lucky to get to wrestle a match on Metal everyonce in a while, ACW ! Harris or Adam, who ever made the card must have been very generous that night or they just were high. I didn't work out. I sat on my ass, and I ate some twinkies all day. I normally would be ashamed of myself but in this case hell I’m proud of it! On the other hand, I did work out for this match. Hell up until this morning I didn’t even know who I would be facing. But either way, Good to know I don't have to work out do kick a jobber's ass every once in a while. Moving on, see people, Triple Hsits out here with the Tag Team title over my shoulder *shines up belt* because I beat someone. I beat Jericho and Angle, for the Tag Team titles with Justin Credible! Now I did this not even over a month ago and I am having one of the most successful runs as Champ ever! Now though, I take see how far I can go one more time with Predator and Shooter. Jeezh, Shooter,. You've come along way in two months. You went from a little shoeshine boy to a world champion. You would be losing that title too if this was made a world title match but Harris wanted to protect his little investment I bet! That's cool too though you know. I have busted my ass for a year to get to the main event in ZWF and stay there and I have done it finally! Shooter, Predator see you've never beat me. You need to realize that, never, nada, zip! Never ever have you beaten me in a singles match! Infact, I am feeling so damn confident, Shooter, I am going to challenge you right here right now for the ACW Title at Halloween Havoc! I bet you think I deserve an ACW title shot, I also heard in one before that that as long as you had the ACW Championship I would NEVER EVER be ACW Champ well b###h you're wrong! I am going to beat your ass 1 2 3 and win that title just so long as you accept my challenge! Oh one more thing I couldn't help but to notice, was that Predator has some ZWF Gold, now that’s just fine with me but- With that The Rock’s music hits thru the arena and the ZWF Heavyweight Champion appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He paces around the ring several times and then takes a microphone out of his back pocket. He waits for the crowd to die down and raises the microphone to his mouth, and begins to talk. The Rock: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!..... Finally.... The Rock HAS COME BACK TO DALLAAAAAS! Now, Triple H, you come out here running your mouth “Ooooooh I’m the game I got a big shiny belt!” Now Triple H do you think that The Rock gives a monkey’s testicle if you have a big shiny belt?! IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, JABRONI! All that matters to The Rock is knowing that someone will shut your Monkey Ass up after the night’s over! You come out here.... and you challenge the CUM SHOOTER for the Amatuer Crackhead Wrestling Championship at Halloween Havoc. That’s just fine and dandy with The Rock but Triple H incase you forgot you’re still main eventing Halloween Havoc... AGAINST THE RO- Against...ME. So Triple H what I suggest is you SHUT your mouth, KNOW your ROLE and start concentrating on your match with The Rock! If ya smellllllllllllllllllllllll What The Rock is cookin’- The Rock is about to finish when “Violence Fetish” by Disturbed blasts thru the arena and the last ACW Champion, Stephen “The Shooter” Sherrard comes to the entrance ramp with the ACW Championship over his shoulder. He gets in the Rock’s face and smirks. He snatches the mic. from The Rock’s hand and begins to talk. The Shooter: Well that’s all very cute, Rock, but you seem to forget that this ACW Championship right here, it’s on life support. And it’s about to die. At Halloween Havoc the ACW Championship will be represented for the last time as you all know. And if Triple H wants me for it you’ve got it. You’ve got The Shooter in all of his glory. See you at Havoc, Trips, and I’ll see you tonight when I do what I will do at Halloween Havoc, BEAT YOU FOR GOLD! The Rock snatches the microphone out of Shooter’s hand and snaps back at him. The Rock : Shut your God D*mn mouth JABRONI! You know what how about you shut the hell up and let me and big nose over there do the damn talking! Now if you’ll excuse me I- “Highway to Hell” hits the PA and Zack Harris, the ZWF’s owner struts out to the ring with a smile mile wide on his face. He walks to the ring and asks Triple H for the mic. Triple H presents it to him, and Harris takes it and begins to talk. Zack Harris: Well Well Well... What’s this? A big old war going on for the ZWF Championship. Well this all seems nice and all, but you know, I don’t think it’s being done right. All of these challenges as to who will face who at Halloween Havoc next Sunday. If you want to know so bad I’ll tell you who faces who... YOU ALL FACE EACH OTHER! That’s right, The ZWF Undisputed Heavyweight Championship on the line. Triple H, The Rock, and Stephen “The Shooter” Sherrard for the ZWF and ACW World Heavyweight Championships, Winner being the ZWF Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World! See you all next Sunday, thank youuu! Everyone is left in shock as ZWF goes to a commercial break. A Subway commercial ends and ZWF Thursday Mayhem comes back on the air. -----------------[TV Title Matchup]----------------- ------------[Moonwolfe vs. Shawn Michaels]---------- -----------------[Standard Matchup]----------------- JR: Hello folks, and welcome to ZWF Thursday Night Mayhem! King: Man do we have a card for you tonight!!! JR: Oh yeah! First off, we have Moonwolfe versus Shawn Michaels for the ZWF Television Championship! JR: This is going to be an old fashioned Slobber Knocker! [MoonWolfe's theme music hits over the sound system as the crowd stands to their feet as the ZWF Television Champion turns around the corner and makes his way down the ring... The referee grabs the title and hoists it into the air and paces the ring, showing the title up for grabs in this matchup.] King: There is your Television Champion, MoonWolfe! [Sexy Boy hits the PA system as Shawn Michaels struts out from behind the curtain. He continues to strut down to the ring as Moonwolfe eyes him. Michaels slides into the ring and begins to perform his pose as Moonwolfe kicks Michaels in the back of the head. (Bell Rings)] JR: This match is underway! [Moonwolfe continues the punishment on the back of Michaels head. Moonwolfe now picking up Michales...Irish whip into the ropes. Moonwolfe going for the clothesline but Michaels avoids it. Michaels bounces back off the ropes...clothesline to Moonwolfe. Shawn picking up Moonwolfe now and throwing him into the turnbuckle. Shawn Michaels getting a running start, full body splash...but Moonwolfe avoids it. Moonwolfe now pummeling Michaels in the corner.] Belgarath 5 4 3: King: HBK needs to get out of the corner if he intends on winning this match! [Michaels now fighting back as Moonwolfe and HBK exchange punches. Michales with the upper hand now. Moonwolfe is reeling. Michales throwing Moonwolfe into the ropes, spear to Moonwolfe by HBK. HBK now kicking Moonwolfe while he is down. HBK picks up Moonwolfe and once again sends him into the ropes, Moonwolfe dodges the clothesline...Big boot!] King: Ah, did you see that JR! Right in the face!!! [Moonwolfe now picking up HBK and positions him between his legs...powerbomb! Moonwolfe goes for the count..(1).(2)..Kickout! Moonwolfe rising off HBK and claps his hands at the ref, signaling for a faster count. Moonwolfe picking Michaels up by the hair. Irish whip...clothesline to HBK. Moonwolfe climbing the near turnbuckle. Moonwolfe going for the frog splash....MICHAELS MOVED! Moonwolfe is shouting in pain as Shawn Michaels recooperates in the corner.] Jr: It could have been over right there! [Shawn Michaels grabbing Moonwolfe, kick to the stomach...Powerbomb to moonwolfe. Michaels going to the corner and taps his foot...Moonwolfe standing up and facing HBK...HBK going for the sweet chin music...Moonwolfe ducks! Alabama Slam! Moonwolfe climbing the turnbuckle....TOP ROPE CALAMITY! Moonwolfe goes for the pin...(1).(2)..(3)!!!] Announcer: Here is your winner and Still the ZWF Television Champion...Moonwolfe! JR-WOW! What a match, Moonwolfe’s gonna retain the ZWF TV Title here, and I gotta say that was quite the slobber knocker! King-Most definatly JR! The new face in the ZWF, Belgarath is seen in the backstage area getting some coffee. Suddenly he is also approached by the new comer to ZWF, Mad Dogg. Belgarath stares Mad Dogg down as does Mad Dogg to Belgaroth. Belgaroth takes a sip of his coffee as Mad Dogg stands calm as a cucomber, staring on at Belgaroth. Belgarath:Hey there, hood boy. What’re you looking at? Mad Dogg: A fool... Belgarath: Hmmph. Cute, real cute. I wonder if you can back those words up...? Mad Dogg: Want to find out? Belgarath:Yeah, I do. Monday Night Lightning, me and you. We came in on the same day practically. So why not have our first matches here together? What do you say? Mad Dogg: Fine by me. See you Monday, Chicken-Broth. Mad Dogg laughs and walks away leaving Belgaroth pissed off. Belgarath:Yeah... I will see you Monday. On Monday I’m gonna neuter the Dogg too! Commercial break ZWF Comes back from a commercial break with the Hardcore Championship on the line, TLC style! [Scott Hall’s theme hits as Hall comes strolling out to the ring with a smirk on his face, and throws his toothpick at the camera. He slides in to the ring and does his classic taunt, as he waits for Lita. Lita’s music then hits and she runs down to the ring with her Hardcore title around her waist. She ducks underneath a ladder and slides in the ring, but as soon as she gets in the ring she’s ambushed by Hall and the match gets under way.] [Hall puts the boots to Lita and then picks her up by the hair. He whips her in to the ropes and hits a forearm to Lita knocking her down and almost out. Hall smirks and continues to put the boots to her. He runs in to the ropes and attempts a baseball drop kick on Lita’s face but she moves in the nick of time, causing Hall to slide out of the ring landing back first. Lita takes a second to gather herself and then goes up to the top rope and executes a Litacanrana on to Hall, diving all the way from the top turnbuckle to the floor! Hall goes flying in to the guard rail back first. When Hall hits he feels a pop in his back. He has a look of intense pain on his face as he feels his back to see if it’s ok. Lita slowly gets up, and grabs a chair. Hall tries to get up and gets on his knees to try to pull himself but when he is on his knees Lita lays in to his back with the steel chair sending Hall crashing back down to the mat! Lita then makes the 2-Xtreme sign and pulls out a table from underneath the ring. She sets it up, and when she turns around Hall dents her skull with a chair! Hall drops the chair and gets a ladder and throws it in to the ring, and then throws Lita in too. Hall then slides in, and begins to pull Lita up once again. Hall whips her in to the turnbuckle. Hall then clothesline Lita in to the turnbuckle, causing her head to hit the turnbuckle pad as she goes crashing down. Hall pulls up Lita and whips her in to the other turnbuckle where he does the same thing to her once again! He then symbols the “THAT’S IT!” sign which means he’s going for an Outsider’s Edge! He pulls Lita up by her hair and puts her head inbetween her legs. Hall lifts her up but while she’s in the air, about to go down Lita squirms out of it and goes in to the ropes, bulldogging Hall while he’s still turned around! Lita gets it and goes in for the cover (1)...(2).. KICK! Kick out by Scott Hall on the pin attempt. Lita pulls Hall up and runs in to the ropes to hit a spear of all things while Hall’s dazed on to Hall’s midsection. Lita feels momentum going and runs out of the ring to get a chair. She gets a chair and runs back in to the ring and nails Hall in the head with it before he can get up. She then jumps on to the to the top turnbuckle and goes for the Top Rope Moonsault, but on her way down Hall grabs the chair Lita brought in and raises it above his stomach. Lita sees it in mid air but it’s too late by now as the chair nails her in the face full contact knocking Lita out! The chair now literally has a face dent in it. Hall, still lying on his back weakly tosses the chair aside and struggles to get up. Hall crawls over as the referee runs in for the cover (1)...(2)..KICK OUT! Lita barely kicks out in an amazing feet of heart and determination. Hall gets angry and pulls himself up best he can. He picks Lita up and whips her in to the far north turnbuckle. He puts her up on the top turnbuckle, and gets up next to her on the top. Hall goes for a superplex but Lita starts nailing Hall in the gut desperately with lefts and rights. Hall starts to lose his balance and almost falls but doesn’t. Lita then rakes Hall’s eyes causing Hall to lose vision temporarily, and Hall then loses his balance totally and falls back to the canvas. Lita rolls off of the turnbuckle, and picks up the ladder Hall brought in. Lita sets it up and goes to the top of it. When she reaches the top she is about to attempt a Litacanrana but Hall quickly climbs to the top of the ladder with her. The two exchange lefts and rights back and fourth on the top of the ladder, but their weight is too much for the ladder and they both fall off of the ladder, on to the floor, CRASHING THRU THE TABLE LITA SET UP EARLIER ON THE FLOOR! Both people look like they’re totally broken in half from the impact. Neither person can move from the impact but Hall landed with his arm on top of Lita’s chest. The ref notices it and jumps out of the ring, moves the pieces of air-born wood from the table they crashed flew and makes the count (1)...(2)...(3)!!!] Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen your winner, and NEW ZWF Hardcore Champion of the World, Scott Hall! The ref puts the title over Hall’s chest as Hall doesn’t even know he has won the match! Both Lita and Hall are taken away by EMTs to a local hospital as Hall is spitting up blood and Lita has a laceration on her left cheek cut wide open. JR:... King, I’m speechless. Absolutely speechless... I have just witnessed one of the greatest matches in ZWF history and there is not a damn thing that can change my OKlahoma ass mind about it! King: There’s nothing that can change my mind about it either, JR. That was truly something to watch right there. I just hope they’re ok... [Commercial] Mayhem comes back from the break and the ACW’s locker room is seen. Predator has the ZWF European Championship around his waist, Shooter has the ACW Championship locked over his shoulder and Brock Lesnar has the ACW Intercontinental Championship around his waist. Predator: You’re up Brock. Go out there and cripple Jericho, this is the last time the Intercontinental Championship of ACW will ever be here. Send it off with a good fanfare man. Brock: No doubt. Just watch and be amazed. Suddenly Blade walks by the locker room and Brock stops him. He grabs him by the back of his neck and puts him in his face. Brock: What the hell are you doing?! Blade: I was just-- Brock: You were just getting in the damn way you trailer trash. Now get the hell out of here before I beat your ass you little midget. Brock turns around to go for his match and when he does Blade picks up a chair and clocks Brock Lesnar with it! ACW try to run after him but Blade out runs them laughing his ass off. The camera then shows The Rock backstage in a conversation with Triple H over their match at Halloween Havoc. Triple H: Rocky... I want you to know one thing right now, champ. I don’t have a problem with you. I don’t have the slightest problem with you, except one. The one problem I have with you is that you are the ZWF Heavyweight Champion and that is a title that I want back! So just know that, when the time is here at the PPV, I’m not holding back... The Rock: Triple H.... You don’t need to be worrying about The Rock right now your monkey ass needs to worry about your Roody Poo little belt! I suggest you move your ass and get ready to defend your Tag Team Title against that big pumped up freak Predator and The Shitte- the Shooter Steve Sherrard tonight. See you later... Boy... [Chris Jericho’s music hits as the ZWF Intercontinental Champion makes his way to the ring. He struts to the ring with the Intercontinental Championship tightly around his waist. He taunts in the ring and awaits Brock Lesnar. Lesnar’s music hits as he comes to the ring with the ACW Intercontinental Championship around his waist. He slides in the ring and takes the IC title off and poses with it. The match is about to begin when Zack Harris is seen on the titan tron.] Zack Harris: Oh boys, just so you know, this match will not be a TLC match seeing as how two of my biggest stars just damn near killed themselves in one! This will however be a.... oh yeah.... FIRST BLOOD MATCH! Good luck boys! Jericho is looking on as Brock attacks from behind on Y2J! Brock pulls Jericho up and begins lunging on him non stop, focusing only on Jericho’s head. Brock calls Paul Heyman in to slide him a steel chair. Brock snatches the chair from Heyman and starts beating on Jericho’s head. Brock pulls him up and tosses him in to the ropes. Brock anticipates Jericho and gets ready for a spinebuster but Jericho kicks him in the face and goes to the top turnbuckle to hit a spring board drop kick. Brock flies to the mat as Jericho gets up and rallies the crowd. Jericho goes outside and looks under the ring. He doesn’t come back up for about 20 seconds and when he does he has an aluminum baseball bat! He slides it in the ring and when he is about to hit Brock with it Brock hits Jericho with the chair knocking each other out!! Both men are busted open but Brock covers his face so the ref doesn't see, and declares Brock Lesnar the winner! Brock takes both of his titles but when he turns around Chris Jericho nails him in the face with a steel chair! He pulls him up but Brock manages to shove him out of the ring. Brock gets a mic. Brock: ACW!!! ACW! Shooter, Predator get out here NOW! Where the hell are you?! The camera pans in to the back where it shows both Shooter and Predator knocked out cold! Brock has no idea who did this as he rushes to the back and the show goes to a commercial break. ZWF Comes back with Brock Lesnar in the back looking around for what could of happened to Predator and The Shooter. He then turns around and looks on the mirror to see writing on it in blue ink reading the following: “Renegade The Next Generation Superstar He’s coming” Brock gets a puzzled look on his face as he tries to wake The Shooter and Predator back up. The show then goes to another commercial. The commercial comes back as “The Game” by Motorhead plays thru the arena and Triple H appears at the top of the entrance ramp with his ZWF Tag Team Championship around his waist. He gets to the top of the entrance ramp and mists the crowd with the water. With that Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck by Grinspoon hits and Justin Credible comes out, Singapore Cane in hand World Tag Team Title around his waist. He struts to the ring and puts one foot on the bottom rope and the other one the middle rope and poses with his hand in the air with his ZWF Tag title in it. He puts his hand down and awaits ACW with Trips. With that “Violence Fetish” hits by Disturbed and The Predator and Stephen “The Shooter” Sherrard make their way to the ring. They don’t walk but rather charge at Triple H and Justin Credible as the match gets underway. The match begins and Predator and Triple H tie up. Predator immediately sends Triple H in to the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Triple H ducks and nails a neckbreaker. Triple H pulls Predator up and goes in to the ropes. He bounces off them and hits an attempted knee but Predator catches the knee and slams Trips down on his back. Triple H screams in pain as Predator goes for The Prowl on Triple H’s already hurt back but Justin Credible comes in for the save. Predator gets up and chases Justin out of the ring, and then tags in Stephen “The Shooter” Sherrard. Sherrard comes in and tries a leg drop on Triple H but he moves out of the way and tags in Justin Credible. Justin hits the ring and goes for the Deep Impact superkick on Shooter but misses and gets a low blow for his troubles. Justin falls down and Shooter goes in for a cover (1)...(2)..KICK! Justin kicks out at 2 and Shooter pulls him up. Shooter gets him in position and plants him with a DDT and goes for another pin (1)...(2).. another kick out. He gets up out of it and Shooter gets frusterated. He tags in Predator as Predator comes in and hits a huge spear on to JC! JC rolls back and makes a blind tag to HHH though while Predator continues beating on Justin. Trips comes out of nowhere and ambushes Predator with several lefts and rights. He then goes in to the ropes and hits a successful clothesline on to him! He goes in for the cover (1)...(2) Kick out at 2! Trips gets really frusterated and pulls him up. He slings him in to the corner and gives him several shots to the mid section following by a DDT going in for a (1)...(2)..KICK AGAIN! Once again another kick out by Predator in a hell of a match for the ZWF Tag Team Championship. Trips tags in Justin Credible and when he is tagged in he helps Triple H up, but as soon as he turns around he’s nailed by The Hunt by Predator! Predator then takes Justin’s legs and hooks him in The Prowl, a modified Boston Crab. Justin goes for the ropes but has no choice but to tap out. The bell rings and Predator and Stephen “The Shooter” Sherrard win the ZWF Tag Team Titles, but what’s this?! A man with long dreadlocks and in a coat similar to one Raven wears sprints to the ring and attacks Predator! The man points to the Titan Tron and it surely does reveal, it is Renegade! Renegade puts the boots to Predator and when Shooter comes in to help out Triple H jumps him and nails The Pedigree! The four continue to brawl when ZWF goes to a backstage segment. Doug O’ Toole, former ACW owner is seen with Jake Belfort walking away with the ACW European Championship belt. They’re walking when suddenly Zack Harris steps in their way smiling from ear to ear. Zack Harris: Excuse me, where are you going with MY title? If you don’t remember, I own ACW, I own the rights to ACW, and I own the TITLES OF ACW! So hand over the strap! Doug O’ Toole: No way in hell, make me Harris! Belgarath, the huge monster of a man steps up behind Harris and snatches the ACW European Title out of his hands and hands it to Zack Harris. Zack Harris: Thank ya, oh and just one more thing. You sir are on MY property and you weren’t given a ZWF contract, I’ll see you in the funny pages. Security! Mayhem goes off the air with Doug O’ Toole and Jake Belfort being kicked out of the arena with Zack Harris smiling. Belgarath throws the ACW European Title in the trash as the scene fades. |