JR: Ladies and gentlemen I'm Jim Ross along side Jerry "THE KING" Lawler! Tonight ZWF Monday Night Lightning comes to you live from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada! Jerry Lynn and Triple H's heated war has yet to cease, and so much more is going to happen tonight! King: Yeah and to top things off, earlier today this "Master" character was complaining about a push in the ZWF. He came to Zack Harris, the boss, the big cheeeeese and asked him about it. He wanted to impress Zack, so Zack has booked him on his first Lightning that is not a dark match. He'll be making his Lightning debut momentarily against Jeff Hardy in one-on-one action! JR: First, though, The Rock and The Supernova are going at it one on one! Hardcore Match The Rock Vs. The Supernova Stipulation: Winner if the #1 Contender for the ZWF Hardcore title (((((THE MATCH))))) Super Nova's music comes over the pa system in the arena and Super Nova walks out from back stage and the crowd cheers for Super Nova.He makes his way to the ring and steps through the ring ropes and climps the to the second turnbuckle and appeals to the crowd.  The Rock's music hits and the crowd goes nuts chanting his name The Rock walks out of the backstage area walking down to the ring.  He steps onto the apron climbs upto the second turnbuckle,and poses for the crowd.He steps intothe ring and stares down Super Nova. *Ding Ding* The match starts out normal Super Nova gets the upper hand early in the match over powering The Rock with a few suplexes and bodyslams.Super Nova puts the rock in a sleeper hold.The crowd starts to chant The Rock's name and The Rock gets to his feet Rock wips Nova into the ropes and hits him with a flying forarm smash. Rock pulls Nova up and attempts a headlock but Nova low blows Rock. Rock holds his... strudle... and falls to the mat. Nova laughs at Rock and goes up to the top rope for the Exploding Star. Nova raises his hands and flies off the turnbuckle but The Rock moves and Nova lands face first on the mat.The Rock quickly takes the upper hand hitting him with a barage of suplexes and bodyslams Nova stands to his feet and Rock hits him with the Rock bottom!  The Rock covers Nova 1...2...3*Ding Ding Ding* The Rock stands on the top turnbuckle with his hand raised in triumph. The arena goes crazy for The Great One as he drops down from the turnbuckle and takes a mic. The Rock: Sting ya roody poo *crowd along with him* CANDY ASS! On Mayhem, your ass better get used to lookin' at what just happened to The Supershit! Because It's going to be happening to your ass LIVE and IN PERSON ON MAYHEM! That is not a promise, The Rock says that is a GUARAN-DAMN-TEE! IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLOW! What The Rock Is Cookin'! ~-;'~BACKSTAGE~';-~ Moonwolfe is talking with Trish Stratus backstage about his TV Title match with Steve Austin later on in the night. Suddenly Moonwolfe's approached by Triple H. Trips smiles at Moonwolfe and shakes his hand. Trips sits down in a chair next to Trish and begins to talk. Triple H: Hey man. Good luck tonight in the title match against Austin (HW!T?A). But I gotta warn you I know from experience he is one tricky little bastard. Watch yourself with him kid.... Moonwolfe: Hey... I got it under control. It's all good man. Tonight I'm gonna make Steve Austin just another number on my winning streak. Look I gotta go I'll catch ya later Hunter. Triple H: Later man.. Oh by the way watch out for that Steph bitch. She's fuckin' slippery kid. Just food for thought. Triple H gets up and leaves Moonwolfe staring at Triple H puzzled as ZWF goes to a commercial. |
Singles Match Jeff Hardy Vs. The Master Stipulation: None (((((THE MATCH))))) Jeff Hardy's music hits the arena and Hardy comes running to the ring with an astounding cheerful fan reaction.  Hardy does the 2-Xtreme hand signal on the top close right hand turnbuckle. Hardy bounces down and runs to the far left hand turnbuckle and does the same.  Hardy taunts a little more as "Lose Yourself" by Eminem hits and The Master appears at the top of the entrance to a negative crowd response. The Master flips a bird to a fan that has a sign saying "The MASTERbater". Master slides in the ring and gets on the top turnbuckle as he raises his hands and the match begins. The Master and Jeff Hardy get in the ring toe to toe with each other and begin trash talking each other. Master pushes Jeff back as this makes Jeff angry and he pushes Master down to the mat. Master gets an enraged look in his eyes and tackles Jeff Hardy down and begins to pound away on him. Master picks Jeff up and throws him in to the ropes. When Jeff is on contact Master goes for a dropkick but Jeff baseball slides under Master. Next thing Master knows Jeff has him in a school boy roll up! (1)...(2) KICK! Master kicks out and springs up. Jeff points and laughs at him in unison with the rest of the arena. This infuriates Master as he charges at Jeff but Jeff leap frogs Master's spear and Master spears in to the turnbuckle! Jeff screams and does the 2-Xtreme sign once again and waits for Master to get up. When he does Jeff patiently waits for Master to turn around and when he does Jeff nails a drop kick to Master's chin! Jeff goes in (1)...(2)..KICK AGAIN! Jeff pulls Master up and runs in to the ropes to attempt to hit a clothesline but Master ducks it and grabs Jeff by the back of the neck to hit a neckbreaker. (1)...(2).. Kick! Master gets a frusterated look on his face and pulls Jeff up. Master throws Jeff in to the turnbuckle and quickly follows up with a clothesline to Jeff's face. Master then signals it's time to end it as he tries a Tornado DDT but Jeff Hardy some how manuevers out of it. When Master turns around to see Jeff, Jeff kicks him in the gut and nails a Twist Of Fate! Jeff makes the 2-Xtreme sign once again and goes to the top rope to nail the Swanton Bomb!  Hardy connects and goes for the pinfall! (1)...(2)...(3)!! DING DING DING!! Jeff Hardy's music hits once again as Jeff gets up on the top rope to celebrate. His music blares thru out the arena and Jeff leaves as Master is still in the center of the ring; sprawled out and unconsious from the match. A good match all in all showing that The Master can go with the big boys in the ZWF, but came up a little short on this particular night. JR: King The Master showed that he has got the potential to be a star here in the big leagues, but tonight he's come up a bit short. King: Ah he sucks haha! |
Regular Match Moonwolfe(c) Vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin Stipulation: Television Title (((((THE MATCH))))) JR: Ladies and gentlemen we're back here on Lightning and we're about to see a huge match. Moonwolfe who's been ZWF Television Champion for exactly two months last night takes on Stone Cold Steve Austin for the ZWF Television Championship to see if the kid can beat one of the veterans of the ZWF. King: Oh come on you know he can't haha! Let's see what the kid's got. Points of Authority by Linkin Park hits and Moonwolfe struts to the ring with the ZWF World Television Championship securely around his waist. Moonwolfe points at some cheering fans who are applauding him.  Moonwolfe raises his arms in the air and smiles as "GLASS SHATTERS" by Disturbed hits and Stone Cold Steve Austin comes down the ramp doing his BMF (Bad Mother Fucker) walk.  Austin gets in the ring and does his finger taunt on all four turnbuckles. He takes his vest off as the match begins. *ding ding ding* Moonwolfe and Austin tie up as the arena is already cheering split in half between Moonwolfe and Stone Cold. Austin puts Moonwolfe in a headlock but Moonwolfe pushes Austin off in to the ring ropes and nails a dropkick to Austin. Moonwolfe pulls SCSA up and rams his head in to the far right turnbuckle as the arena cheers Moonwolfe on. Moon goes to the other end of the turnbuckle and runs as fast as he can to the turnbuckle where Austin's head is. Moonwolfe drops down and nails his feet in a baseball slide kick to Austin's bald head. The arena lets out some "OOOHS" as Moonwolfe raises his hands in victory to pose. But by the time he turns around Austin is behind him shouting insults as he kicks him in the stomach and goes for the Stunner but Moonwolfe pushes Austin in to the ropes when Austin is about to execute it. When SCSA comes back to Wolfe, Wolfe ducks under him and hits a schoolboy roll up pin! (1)...(2)..KICK! Moonwolfe slaps the mat in anger and pulls Austin up. Wolfe throws Austin to the ropes and goes for a dropkick but lands on his ass when Austin holds on to the ropes. Austin does his classic "A HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU'RE A JACKASS!" taunt and pulls Moonwolfe up. He throws Wolfe in to the ropes and gives him a huge body slam! (1)...(2)KICK! Austin gets up and grabs the ref by the collar of his shirt and makes the "3" sign with his fingers. Moonwolfe gets up and goes for another drop kick but Austin sees it out of the corner of his eye and ducks down, having the dropkick hit the ref! Moonwolfe goes to attend to the ref but while he's turned around Austin is out of the ring and snatches the ZWF Television Title from the time keeper. When Moonwolfe lets go of the ref and turns around Austin hits Moonwolfe in the nose, busting his face open with the TV Title. Austin laughs and goes for the cover, but no one is there to make the pinfall. Austin shouts "$hit!" and pulls Moonwolfe up. Austin kicks Moonwolfe in the gut and goes for another Stunner but Moonwolfe kick Austin in the crotch before Austin can execute. Moonwolfe and Austin are both down. Moonwolfe climbs the top rope slowly and dazed attempting the Top Rope Calamity. Wolfe makes the Wolfpac symbol and soars off the top rope on to Austin!  Moonwolfe goes for a cover but still no referee! Moonwolfe beats the hell out of the mat and goes to shake the ref's head repeatedly. The ref finally gains consiousness but when Moonwolfe turns around Austin nails a low blow where the ref couldn't see! Austin starts flipping Moonwolfe the bird and signalling for Moonwolfe to get up. When he does Austin kicks Moonwolfe in the gut and "WHAM!" A Stone Cold Stunner! JR: Austin! Austin! Austin! He nailed the Stunner on Moonwolfe but damnit this isn't right Moonwolfe had the match won! No!  Austin goes in for the cover, and, by now, obviously, the referee gains full consiousness. The ref goes down for the cover (1)...(2)...(3)!!! Austin is the new ZWF Television Champion! The ref hands the title to Stone Cold and raises Austin's hand as Austin smiles evilly... King: AHHHH! The great Moonwolfe's been dethroned from his TV Thrown!!  BACKSTAGE Jerry Lynn and Stephanie McMahon have just arrived and are walking in to Jerry's locker room. Jerry tosses his bags down and Stephanie puts them next to his. Jerry turns around and sees Stephanie putting the Television on Lifetime. Jerry rolls his eyes and snatches the remote from her hand and turns it off. Jerry Lynn: You're not watching that Designing Women crap. Stehpanie McMahon: Shut the hell up Jerry! Honestly I- |
H.J Storm Vs. Syxx Regular Match Title On The Line: None (((((THE MATCH))))) H.J Storm's music hits the arena and Storm walks out of the back stage area looking cocky and careless.As he steps into the ring he taunts the crowd which gets the crowd to start booing him but it has no effect on him.  Syxx's music hits the arena and the crowd stands and cheers as Syxx walks out of the backstage area. As he walks tword the ring he taunts the crowd which gets the crowd pumped.  He steps into the ring and stands awaiting for the bell. *Ding Ding Ding* The match gets underway with Syxx locking up with Storm.Syxx gets the upper hand by pocking Storm in the eyes hip tossing him.Syxx picks him up giving him a piledriver after delivering the piledriver syxx puts the boots to his head after stomping Storms head syxx picks Storm up and storm gives syxx a low blow whilethe refs back was turned giving him the upper hand storm throws syxx into the ref knocking the ref out storm then goes outside and graps a chair walks back into the ring hits syxx over the head with the chair twice busting syxx open Hall runs downto the ring storm hits his stormfront on syxx as storm turns aroung hall hits him with a chair storm lands right next to syxx and both of them has an arm on each other hall tosses the ref back into the ring 1...2...3 *Ding ding ding* The arena's left in shock as the Syxx/HJ Storm match is made a draw! The audience begins to talk amongst themselves as Scott Hall takes the steel chair to the head of H.J Storm. Hall nails HJ in the head several times but suddenly Sting sprints to the ring with a baseball bat in his hand. He cracks Hall over the skull with the bat and helps HJ Storm out of the ring as ZWF goes to a Ruby Tuesdays commercial featuring up and coming ZWF Superstar, and possibly greatest TV Champion ever, MOONWOLFE. ~~~~The Commercial~~~~ Moonwolfe is spotted walking in to a local Ruby Tuesdays when the waiter comes to him with a rich arrogent attitude. Waiter:... *with a brittish accent* Well good golly gum drops sir! Look at you when is the last time you washed your hair! And that jacket, it is so.. eww... Moonwolfe: Yeah look at you, Chris Pattycake. The point is I want the crawfish with extra fried onions (o.0) and a small coke, for just $9.99 :|! |
Predator Vs. Scott Hall(c) Singles Match Stipulation: European title (((((THE MATCH))))) Preditor's music hits over the pa system he walks out with a serious look on his face as he walks to the ring the crowd boos and cheers for him. He steps into the ring and waits for his opponent. nWo music can be heard as Scott Hall walks out strutting down to the ring. Hall steps into the ring to stare Preditor down.Hall the flicks his tooth pick in Preditor's face. *DING DING DING* The match starts out with Preditor gaining the upper hand from Hall taking his time taking off his vest by landing a forarm to the back and keeps landing the forarms to his back then irish wips him into the ropes landing a closeline then an elbow drop onto his chest.Preditor picks up Hall Hall gets a punch into Preditors face and hall takes the upper hand hall hits a german suplex pin 1..2..kick out Hall puts the boots to his back then picks him up and wips him into the ropes Hall lands a closeline Preditor lands on his back.Hall drops the leg on Preditor then goes for a pin 1..2..kick out hall then picks up the Preditor and delivers a devistating piledriver Hall goes for another cover 1..2..kick out Hall slams his fist on the mat in anger.Hall picks up Preditor the ref is asking for the time and Preditor lands a low blow.Hall falls to his knees and Preditor stomps his back and lands a couple fists to Halls head.Preditor picks up Hall and delivers a suplex.Preditor then picks up hall irish wipping hall in to the turnbuckle Preditor goes over and puts Hall up on the Top turnbuckle and hits the superplex and floats over into a cover 1.2.kick out Preditor starts to argue with the ref giving Hall time to recover. Preditor turns around and Hall picks him up and hits the Fall away slam.Hall then stands and gives ths sign of its over.Hall walksover to Preditor and picks him up and hits the Outsiders Edge.Hall covers Preditor1..2..3 *ding ding ding* BACKSTAGE Jeff Hardy approaches Moonwolfe who is holding his head, still reeling from the Stunner which Austin gave him. Hardy looks at him and shakes his head. Jeff Hardy: Man... Austin took you out man. That was a good match... But he's the champ... Sorry man- Moonwolfe: SHUT THE HELL UP! I personally don't give a rat's ass man ok?!?? Just f*ck off! Jeff Hardy: Dude just Calm dow- Moonwolfe hits Jeff in the jaw and begins beating on him. Moonwolfe gets in Jeff's face. Moonwolfe: You think I can't do something right?!? Is that it? HUH?! Well how about next Sunday at Fall Chaos... I SHOW YOUR ASS I CAN DO SOMETHING RIGHT! Hardy I challenge you, no gold, none of that crap just bragging rights. It will be a pleasure kickin' your ass! |
Jerry Lynn (LH) Vs. Chris Jericho(IC Singles Match Stipulation: European Title (((((THE MATCH))))) "Praise" by Sevendust hits the PA and Jerry Lynn comes out to the ring with the Lightheavyweight Championship around his waist. Jerry slides in to the ring and flashes the metal sign on the top rope holding his Lightheavyweight title in his other hand.  "King of My World" by Saliva hits the PA and Chris Jericho, IC Title and all appear at the entrance ramp doing his crusifix pose. Jericho turns around and begins to walk down the ramp with his title belt.  Jericho gets in to the ring and smirks at Jerry Lynn. He tosses his IC Title over to the time keeper as the bell rings. *ding ding ding* Jerry Lynn and Chris tie up and exchange several technical submission moves. Eventually Jerry gains the advantage, taking him down in a drop toe hold. Jerry jumps over to Y2J's head and puts him in a variation of the Crippler Crossface. Jericho looks like he's about to tap but doesn't and struggles to get to the ropes. Jericho is almost there when Lynn pulls him back and continues to beat on Jericho's neck. Jerry gets up and pulls up Y2J as he tosses him in to the ring ropes. Y2J is thrown in them as Jerry nails a boot to Jericho's face and goes for the cover. (1)...(2).. KICK! Jericho is pulled up by Lynn and tosses in to the turnbuckle. Jerry charges for Jericho but Jericho puts his feet up catching Jerry in the teeth. Jerry is sent reeling as Jericho runs and hits a bulldog on Lynn! Jericho goes up for the Lionsault but Lynn puts up his legs and catches Jericho in the gut. Jerry rolls up and pulls Jericho up by the hair. Jericho is dazed as Jerry slaps him in the face and then punches him straight in the mouth! Jericho is sent crashing down as Jerry goes in for the pin when he sees Stephanie McMahon walking down to the ring. Jerry gets a puzzled look on his face and signals for her to go back to the locker room. She gets a bitter look on her face and jumps up on to the ring apron Jerry grabs her by the hair and shouts at her to get in the locker room. Stephanie taker her shoe off though and goes to hit Lynn with it with her high heel but Jericho is right behind Lynn. Lynn notices it and ducks as the high heel breaks off on to Jericho's face knocking him unconsious. Jerry takes advantage and quickly goes in for the cover.(1)...(2)...(3)!! Jerry holds up both of his titles and looks at Stephanie laughing his ass off at her. |
Stephanie McMahon Vs. Torrie Wilson Divas Match Stipulation: Special Guest Referee: Preacher of Darkness (((((THE MATCH))))) Torrie's music starts to play as the lovely Torrie walks down to the ring.She steps into the ring and struts a little then waits for her opponent.  Stephs music starts to play as she walks out from the backstage area.She gets in to the ring and awaits for the bell to sound.  Preacher's music starts to play and he walks out from the backstage area and the crowd cheers.He steps into the ring and checks the ladies for any weapons and checks Lillian for weapons.He gives the time keeper the sign to sound the bell.  *DING DING DING* The match starts out with both women grabing at the hair but steph got the upper had with a slap to Torrie's face and steph irish wips her into the ropes and landing the boot tothe leg dropping Torrie.Steph picks her up by the hair Preacher gives the manditory 5 count for the hair grab but steph lets go at 4 steph trys to give torrie a ddt but torrie counters the ddt and scores with a back body toss both lay on the ground 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 torrie gets to her feet first and that stoped the ten count from Preacher torrie picks up steph and bodyslams her then landing a leg drop.Torrie goes for a top rope leg drop and misses.Steph rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair bringing it into the ring and trys to hit Torrie with it but The Preacher Grabs the chair from steph and tells her she will get DQed if she does.Steph the turnsaround to get ddted Torrie covers Steph 1..2..kick out.Torrie picks up steph and slapsher face four times then irish wips steph right into Preacher.Preacher gabs Steph and hits her with his casketdriver(cradle piledriver)Torrie picks up steph and scores the DDT.Torrie covers Steph 1.2.3 a very quick three count *Ding Ding Ding* |
Triple H and Sting Vs. Kurt Angle and The Shooter Tag Team Match Stipulation: ZWF Tag Team Titles (((((THE MATCH))))) "OUR TIME" hits the arena and the ZWF Heavyweight Champion, Triple H appears at the entrance ramp with the ZWF Championaship locked securely around his waste.  Triple H makes his way to the ring as ZWF goes to a commercial... When the commercial break comes back, Kurt Angle, The Shooter, Triple H and Sting are all in the ring and ready to go. The bell sounds and the match starts. *DING DING DING* Triple H and The Shooter are the first in the ring. Triple H starts to laugh and charges The Shooter. Trips throws Shooter in to the ropes and hits a knee to Shooter's face. Triple H immediately tags in Sting and Sting goes to work on him. Sting hits several lefts and rights followed by throwing him in to the ropes. When Shooter is in mid swing Sting hits a dropkick. Sting throws Shooter over to the turnbuckle as Shooter begs for a tag from Angle. Angle laughs and kicks Shooter out in to the middle of the ring! Sting and HHH both look confused wondering why Angle is turning on his own tag team partner. Angle runs in the ring and Angle Slams Shooter then leaves! Sting smiles and lifts Shooter up for the Scorpion Death Drop. Sting laughs his ass off and puts his pinky finger on top of Shooter's chest to get a (1)...(2)...(3). After the match Jerry Lynn storms down to the ring and attempts to attack Triple H Jerry spears Triple H down and gets several shots in before Sting pulls Jerry off and clotheslines him out of the ring. When Jerry looks up he looks at the Titan Tron. Stephanie McMahon is in the parking garage and has the keys to Jerry's 01' Ford Mustang! Stephanie McMahon: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry... I thought Hunter was bad, but this is totally ridiculous! Jerry like they say actions speak louder than words so... Steph grabs the keys to the Mustang and puts the keys in the egnition. She grabs a cement block and drops it on the gas from the outside of the car sending it flying in full gear in to a wall! The entire arena is silently in shock and Jerry's just plain crying as Lightning goes off the air. |