Consider This Your First and only Warning

Originally published February 25, 1999
by Adam Zurn

 

It takes a real tough guy to throw rocks at a defenseless animal. People never cease to amaze me. As I move about campus, I see the most ignorant things take place. I've witnessed from a distance a bunch of macho men waste a half dozen ripe oranges trying to hit a squirrel as it ran around in confusion with on-lookers laughing.

I've seen people open a new pack of gum and toss the wrapper to the ground. We've all seen the beer cans that litter the grounds every Monday morning after the weekend parties. I was dumb-founded when I saw some guy try and rip the handicap sign off the wall to the Lyle dining hall men's bathroom.

Just last weekend on my way to the dining hall, I saw three punk kids throwing rocks at the ducks in the pond. This Wildman suddenly remembered his roots and stopped watching and starting doing something. No, he didn't help and throw rocks at these defenseless ducks! That's not the way of the Wildman. A Wildman believes in killing animals for food and survival just as the Indians did, never for fun. The Indians had the highest amount of respect for the animals, and understood the relationship between themselves and the animals.

I decided that things were going to change. I approached and asked them what they were doing. I received the typical response of Americas' youth, "Nothing." I explained my concern regarding the situation, asked them if they would like to stand there as I gathered some stones to throw at them, and if I ever found them doing it again there would be some serious trouble.

What's wrong with people-such laziness, ignorance, and disrespect. It's unbelievable. However, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Man's been doing these same things and much worse since probably the dawn of time. We've hunted animals to extinction just for the "sport" of it; we've poisoned the environment trying to make a quick buck from it; and the whole time the rest of us have sat on our lazy asses doing nothing about it.

This Wildman is making a stand! I'm drawing the line right here. I would hope that the rest of you will too. Next time you see some jerk littering, pick it up, and ask that person what their problem is. When those big tough guys are throwing things at the helpless, make a stand, and do something about it.

Some of you are saying, "I never do those things." That's good, but if you see it happen and still do nothing, you're just as bad! Those on-lookers who laughed as our macho men were throwing oranges at the squirrels, might as well have been doing it too due to the level of encouragement they were giving.

For all of you who have done these things, you should be ashamed of yourself. You're an embarrassment to the human race. It's people like you who killed the buffalo. It's people like you who polluted the rivers till they caught fire. It's people like you who put mercury in the fish that cause birth defects. You might not have personally done those things, but you're on the road to it. I suggest considering a detour-it might just make you a better person.

I invite you all to join with me to keep a lookout for these ignorant fools. As for those of you who do these things, consider this your first and only warning. This Wildman doesn't forget a face, and he remembers what you look like. He's watching and waiting, so go ahead punk, make my day!

 

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