Zero Club Full Members understandably feel very disenchanted with their total lack of action with the opposite sex. However, some mathematical analysis gives a much more optimistic story.

If one defines success ratio with woman as

Success ratio with women = Number of successful attempts with women / Total attempts with women

Then someone who tries it on with 6 girls and succeeds 3 times has a success ratio of 3/6 = 0.5, i.e. 50%. If they succeed 6 times out of 6, the success rate is 100% and if they have no successes, it is 0%.

All is simple thus far. However, the algebra gets more complicated if no attempts have been made, as the success ratio would be 0/0, which is indeterminate as there are an infinite number of possible answers because any number times zero is zero.

It can therefore be argued that defining 0/0 to be 1 (i.e. 100%) is just as valid as defining it to be anything else. Furthermore, if you make 0 attempts and have 0 successes, that means that you have been successful with every attempt you made. Surely, that merits a 100% success rate.

By this hypothesis, all Zero Club members that have never attempted to get it on with a woman have a 100% success rate. More impressively, a Zero Club member that has never tried to succeed with a woman has a better success ratio than Hugh Hefner, Peter Stringfellow, Julio Iglesias etc.

One can therefore understand the reluctance of certain Zero Club members to attempt to attract a woman, as rejection would decrease their success ratio from 100% to 0% in an instant.

And it gets better. If you are a Zero Club member, it is absolutely guaranteed that every year you get at least twice as many Valentines cards and pull twice as many women as the year before (since 0 times 2 is zero).

So, do you want to have a perfect success ratio (better than the infamous playboys you read about in the papers every day) and double your success with women every year? Then, the Zero Club Full Membership Category is the place for you!

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