Join the Zero Club

We are always looking for new members, like-minded people like us. However there is a rigourous selection process. If you still live at home that will help with the application.

Please send us an email, explaining which membership category you would like to join and why. We will need to interview your parents to verify you are who you say you are. We have had past members claiming to be virgins but in actual fact have been on 4 dates.

You will also need to accept our Club Rules as per the July Redrafting. Failure to do so will lead to automatic dismissal.

Please click here to send us an email. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

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