Dirty love, it's all here.
The word of the week is "Sage", one of the ruder herbs.
Fucking stop staring at me, you twisted sack burglar
February 6th, 2004


Hello, you cheap scoundrels. A small update for you, a new page, simply entitled Fun Shit, where i lampoon films and all sorts of fucking shit that bothers me like a field of giant walking flies.

























Piss off and look at some fucking films i made up
I'm whoreing myself in text form.
Here's a shifty looking dog from a classic coin op. Can you guess the game? COME ON! LOOK AT THE FUCKING EYES! WHAT. IS. IT? BLUE DOG! DOWNWARD POINTING EYES! FUCKING GOT IT YET? GOD! Ah, y'see....the dogs a cunt..... a dirty...fucking CUNT.
You name it, i haven't done it, but i've done THIS.
All the cunts that didn't make the other sections. Because they're CUNTS.
Nigel said, never ram your testicles into an exhaust pipe. Now fuck off.
The fucking idiot who writes this self indulgent canker of a page.
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Serious Seven

Fucking Five

Lugubrious Nine.

Tiny fucker Ten
Christopher Walken's New Year's resolution.
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You'll love this mind fucking trip into despair
Go here to see a page with "Under construction" written all over the middle. It'll be up soon, promise love.

Until then, get yer kicks speaking to the gits here
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