A man's walking late at night when he sees a woman in the

shadows.

 

"Twenty bucks," she says.

 

He's never been with a hooker before, so he decides what the

hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a

light flashes on them---it's a police officer.

 

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

 

"I'm making love to my wife," he answers indignantly.

 

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know," says the cop.

 

"Well, neither did I until you shined that light in her face."

 

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